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We got an inquiry through our website that could pay off, and because it's in broken english, the reps are running scared that it's a scam.

Funny part is, most of their customers either are from another country, or are dumb as shit and can't talk english properly anyway.

I've taken it on board, and if it pays off, will be going to the owner for my commission.

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Just found out my mother's cousin who is an elderly man with Parkinson's was bashed by the feral son of some bikie scum down Mt Gambier way. The son is 15 now and had been banned from the pub by him when he was 7 yo for being a little shit and now that he's old enough he's decided to bash the old bloke.

A PUB owner was allegedly brutally bashed by a 15-year-old boy who he banned from the hotel eight years earlier for “unruly behaviour”.

The alleged sickening revenge attack left Parkinson’s disease sufferer Kevin Mullins, 74, in hospital with fractured ribs, neck and leg injuries.

The son of a Gypsy Joker bikie as a child, when he was banned from the pub.

A witness described the alleged assault on October 20 as so “horrific” he feared the Carpenter Rocks publican Mr Mullins “might pass away.”


http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/sout ... c7f603d203

Feral scum.
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Gozu wrote:Just found out my mother's cousin who is an elderly man with Parkinson's was bashed by the feral son of some bikie scum down Mt Gambier way. The son is 15 now and had been banned from the pub by him when he was 7 yo for being a little shit and now that he's old enough he's decided to bash the old bloke.

A PUB owner was allegedly brutally bashed by a 15-year-old boy who he banned from the hotel eight years earlier for “unruly behaviour”.

The alleged sickening revenge attack left Parkinson’s disease sufferer Kevin Mullins, 74, in hospital with fractured ribs, neck and leg injuries.

The son of a Gypsy Joker bikie as a child, when he was banned from the pub.

A witness described the alleged assault on October 20 as so “horrific” he feared the Carpenter Rocks publican Mr Mullins “might pass away.”


http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/sout ... c7f603d203

Feral scum.

I reckon I remember the story of the kid being kicked out of the pub. Really sad to hear about the attack. Hope the old fella manages to recover.

Funny how those who like to parade around as tough guys often pick on soft targets. FFS, not only is the guy in his mid 70s, he's got Parkinsons's. Cowardly, IMHO no other word for it.
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Having a trifecta on the cup today and getting 2nd,3rd,4th,5th and 6th. A fool and his money were soon parted.
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Grenville wrote:Having a trifecta on the cup today and getting 2nd,3rd,4th,5th and 6th. A fool and his money were soon parted.


I had Hartnell to win with the other two to run places for the tri, should've just boxed them. Pretty shit trifecta though considering the odds of the first two runners.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
Grenville wrote:Having a trifecta on the cup today and getting 2nd,3rd,4th,5th and 6th. A fool and his money were soon parted.


I had Hartnell to win with the other two to run places for the tri, should've just boxed them. Pretty shit trifecta though considering the odds of the first two runners.

Yeah a mate got it, I was amazed how poor the payout was, the tri used to be one of the few things worth backing in the Melbourne Cup.
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Wedgie wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Grenville wrote:Having a trifecta on the cup today and getting 2nd,3rd,4th,5th and 6th. A fool and his money were soon parted.


I had Hartnell to win with the other two to run places for the tri, should've just boxed them. Pretty shit trifecta though considering the odds of the first two runners.

Yeah a mate got it, I was amazed how poor the payout was, the tri used to be one of the few things worth backing in the Melbourne Cup.


While there's a massive trifecta pool there's also a million mystery tickets pumped through machines over the days leading up to the Cup and it really needs some massive outsiders in the first 3 to pay a really big divvie.

At my local one mug clogged up the machine with about 40 mystery trifectas about 5 minutes before race time. Wasn't popular I can confirm.
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Booney wrote:
While there's a massive trifecta pool there's also a million mystery tickets pumped through machines over the days leading up to the Cup and it really needs some massive outsiders in the first 3 to pay a really big divvie.

At my local one mug clogged up the machine with about 40 mystery trifectas about 5 minutes before race time. Wasn't popular I can confirm.

There's a cockbag that used to go into the Reepham on a Saturday afternoon and put in a wad of tickets for multi's on baseball and other foreign sports, he'd stuff a heap of them up and have to go through and get thew bar staff to change them too which used to go down well, he was an absolute arrogant angry prick too which didn't help his cause.

At a rough guess he didn't get many Christmas cards given to him.
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Wedgie wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Grenville wrote:Having a trifecta on the cup today and getting 2nd,3rd,4th,5th and 6th. A fool and his money were soon parted.


I had Hartnell to win with the other two to run places for the tri, should've just boxed them. Pretty shit trifecta though considering the odds of the first two runners.

Yeah a mate got it, I was amazed how poor the payout was, the tri used to be one of the few things worth backing in the Melbourne Cup.


Me and a couple of mates made the same comment when the dividends came through, a shizen payout.
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Not really, winner was 3rd fav, an $18 horse came second and the fav third.
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George Pell and his institution!!! f-----g disgrace. :evil:
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When motorists leave like a two and a half car gap in front of them behind the car in front of them at traffic lights.

It makes me laugh too so I could put it in either thread.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:When motorists leave like a two and a half car gap in front of them behind the car in front of them at traffic lights.

It makes me laugh too so I could put it in either thread.


Whats worse is when it takes them 5 seconds to start moving off the lights after the car in front has already started moving
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MW wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:When motorists leave like a two and a half car gap in front of them behind the car in front of them at traffic lights.

It makes me laugh too so I could put it in either thread.


Whats worse is when it takes them 5 seconds to start moving off the lights after the car in front has already started moving

And if you want to turn into a slip lane but they dont leave enough room to get past yet there is that 2.5 car gap in front of them...

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^ Happens to me every day. :evil:
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shoe boy wrote:George Pell and his institution!!! f-----g disgrace. :evil:

True. If only these were around fifty years ago...

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Got all excited about a house we were looking to rent but got there and was severely disappointed, I know it's how they work but agents should show pics of a house in it's current state not how it was in it's hey day.

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Rain forecasted for the first 3 days of the test.
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Assholes that show complete disregard for the minutes silence.
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Footy Chick wrote:Assholes that show complete disregard for the minutes silence.

Yep, we had one dumb cow here kept flapping her lamington masher despite a horn coming over the pa system to denote the start.
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