Things that make you laugh

[morell]

Cleaning my ears with an earbud and the end coming off the end of the stick and lodging in my ear. Took 20 minutes with a pair tweezers to get it out. My weekend has been great.

Real talk.

You need to stop doing that mate.

[Failed Creation]

[Magellan]

Pronouncing the title of this recently released Netflix movie more quickly that normal:

[Lightning McQueen]

It makes me laugh and I rate it.

Two and a half weeks ago a ladder slipped from underneath me causing me to land head first on a bike pedal and the concrete ground.

My back was in agony for nearly two weeks (it's still sore), I had a gash on the top of my head, a big graze on my forehead and a huge shiner.

I've had a headache ever since but hadn't worried too much about it as the back pain was the worst part, now that has eased the headache has been more prominent to the point it has become a bit of a scare so yesterday I booked in to do something about it.

Last night I was doing something and there was a loud crack in my neck and this morning I woke up with no headache.

It's always the way, like when you're about to sell your car and then suddenly it runs like a dream, I'll still be getting scans and shit done about it today though, just pleasant to be headache free and not snappy.

[HH3]

A lady here going off her rocker about a restaurant owner we service for a good 10 minutes.

"He's a wanker"

"I'd never go there because of how he is"

Etc.

Myself and another lady were like "nah, it's a really good restaurant. We've both been and you're missing out"

First lady: "Nah he's alright. I was just joking around. I think I have been there. It's was very good. Where is it again?"

F**kin clown.

[morell]

Saw this on reddit, some MTV show where friends design tattoos for eachother then do a reveal:

https://streamable.com/gjke5

a bit nsfw

[JK]

[Lightning McQueen]

A lady here going off her rocker about a restaurant owner we service for a good 10 minutes.

"He's a wanker"

"I'd never go there because of how he is"

Etc.

Myself and another lady were like "nah, it's a really good restaurant. We've both been and you're missing out"

First lady: "Nah he's alright. I was just joking around. I think I have been there. It's was very good. Where is it again?"

F**kin clown.

You service a restaurant owner for a good 10 minutes?

[tipper]

A lady here going off her rocker about a restaurant owner we service for a good 10 minutes.

"He's a wanker"

"I'd never go there because of how he is"

Etc.

Myself and another lady were like "nah, it's a really good restaurant. We've both been and you're missing out"

First lady: "Nah he's alright. I was just joking around. I think I have been there. It's was very good. Where is it again?"

F**kin clown.

You service a restaurant owner for a good 10 minutes?

well, i wouldnt call it good. but at least he is enthusiastic

[HH3]

A lady here going off her rocker about a restaurant owner we service for a good 10 minutes.

"He's a wanker"

"I'd never go there because of how he is"

Etc.

Myself and another lady were like "nah, it's a really good restaurant. We've both been and you're missing out"

First lady: "Nah he's alright. I was just joking around. I think I have been there. It's was very good. Where is it again?"

F**kin clown.

You service a restaurant owner for a good 10 minutes?

well, i wouldnt call it good. but at least he is enthusiastic

Enthusiasm is the key. No one wants an indifferent BJ.

[JK]

Is it still a BJ if it's in different?

[Wedgie]

Is it still a BJ if it's in different?

Nah mate, the nose doesn't count, its got to be in the mouth.

[Booney]

I copped a bit of road rage a few weeks back on my way home from work going down Port Rd, had my lad (21) in the car with me. The blokes yelled at me "Suck my ******* dick" as we went by.

We caught him at the level crossing at Bunnings and low and behold we're right next to him, him to our left. We had windows up, he wasn't saying anything, neither were we.

As we go to take off Junior puts his window down and says to the nutter "No point asking him to suck your dick mate, his heart wouldn't be in it"

That's my boy.

[Corona Man]

CT's popping up on the forum again after a 2 week hiatus!

[HH3]

A look in at Bennymaccas place

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[nuggety goodness]

Little Nugget (4) is a crack up!

He had an accident at child care today which is a bit annoying considering he never wets himself anywhere else, just at child care... anyway...

As we were in the before a great little conversation ensued

Lil Nug - 'i dont have any socks on dad.'

'Why's that mate?'

'The teacher said i don't have to wear them.'

Me - 'did you wee in them too?'

Lil Nug immediately responded,

'No dad, my toes don't have willys on them!'



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[Magellan]

http://www.traveller.com.au/the-worlds-worst-waxworks-louis-tussauds-niagara-falls-gyt8hi

[valleys07]

KFC's twitter account.

Follows exactly 11 people. Each of the Spice Girls, and 6 guys named Herb.

[morell]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comm ... ring_baby/

[Psyber]

It makes me laugh and I rate it.

Two and a half weeks ago a ladder slipped from underneath me causing me to land head first on a bike pedal and the concrete ground.

My back was in agony for nearly two weeks (it's still sore), I had a gash on the top of my head, a big graze on my forehead and a huge shiner.

I've had a headache ever since but hadn't worried too much about it as the back pain was the worst part, now that has eased the headache has been more prominent to the point it has become a bit of a scare so yesterday I booked in to do something about it.

Last night I was doing something and there was a loud crack in my neck and this morning I woke up with no headache.

It's always the way, like when you're about to sell your car and then suddenly it runs like a dream, I'll still be getting scans and shit done about it today though, just pleasant to be headache free and not snappy.

I can relate to that. I had a similar experience many years ago...

I'd been troubled with painful back spasms triggered by a tender spot in the T2-T3 region of my spine, and Physio and stretching had not helped. I was lying on a couch with my neck over the end trying to stretch the upper back again when my cat took a flying leap on to my chest from about 6 feet away. There was a loud click and a scream of pain and I was right as rain thereafter - it has never recurred.

I then offered to set him up in a "Catopractic Clinic" - the idea was to position people right and then throw the cat at them, but he showed no interest.