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Postby woodublieve12 » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:54 pm

MW wrote:Missus and I taking kids to separate sports on a Friday night. Duck that for a joke.
If I'm lucky enough to get the Netball game I don't get home until 10.30pm :evil:

Will 3 ducks make you feel better?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:55 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:
MW wrote:Missus and I taking kids to separate sports on a Friday night. Duck that for a joke.
If I'm lucky enough to get the Netball game I don't get home until 10.30pm :evil:

Will 3 ducks make you feel better?


As long as I can swap them for the 3 kids?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:56 pm

Footy Chick wrote:She threathened to tazer you didn't she WUB :lol:

If your wife was a cop Boon, I doubt you'd be arguing too much either ;)

My cat has a litter box in the laundry - she never uses it, she goes in the escape proof back yard, it's very good fertiliser.

(she's also almost 15 and has no interest in trying in exploring anywhere, even if she could)


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby bennymacca » Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:04 pm

Cats are stupid. Cat owners are worse
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:05 pm

bennymacca wrote:Cats are stupid. Cat owners are worse

@HH3


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:06 pm

bennymacca wrote:Cats are stupid. Duck owners are worse


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:06 pm

Brodlach wrote:Booney get your missus to send the photos to HH3 he seems keen on a new cat

You want Booney’s missus to send pussy pics to HH3???
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:15 pm

Spargo wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Booney get your missus to send the photos to HH3 he seems keen on a new cat

You want Booney’s missus to send pussy pics to HH3???


'Aint nobody got time for that.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:37 pm

Brodlach wrote:
Ducks-too stupid to do anything


No they are great dead, and on my plate, preferably BBQ'd or Roasted with asian sauces
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:44 pm

bennymacca wrote:Cats are stupid. Cat owners are worse

On the contrary they are quite cunning and know well how to train humans to fill their needs and clean up after them. Back when I wasn't travelling as much and had pets my Siamese cat also had my Irish Wolfhound well trained. He was quite fond of her and would chase off any other cats that intruded on her territory.

But the local King Parrots had them both sussed, and knew how to summon we humans to fill their bird feeder too...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:51 pm

Spargo wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Booney get your missus to send the photos to HH3 he seems keen on a new cat

You want Booney’s missus to send pussy pics to HH3???


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:51 pm

Brodlach wrote:
bennymacca wrote:Cats are stupid. Cat owners are worse

@HH3


:axe: :axe:


Believe it or not, he was already dead to me.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:52 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:I’ve seen photos of your cats FC, it’s not that they don’t want to explore it’s because they are big boned and can’t jump the fence ;)


:lol:

That was fat cat, he died 3 years ago.

Jackie is petite -ish 8)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:54 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:I’ve seen photos of your cats FC, it’s not that they don’t want to explore it’s because they are big boned and can’t jump the fence ;)


:lol:

That was fat cat, he died 3 years ago.

Jackie is petite -ish 8)


Wow that 3 years has gone fast.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:03 pm

Dutchy wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Ducks-too stupid to do anything


No they are great dead, and on my plate, preferably BBQ'd or Roasted with asian sauces

...with peas & corn
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby PatowalongaPirate » Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:29 pm

MW wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:
MW wrote:Missus and I taking kids to separate sports on a Friday night. Duck that for a joke.
If I'm lucky enough to get the Netball game I don't get home until 10.30pm :evil:

Will 3 ducks make you feel better?


As long as I can swap them for the 3 kids?

Yeah, but which group of 3 shit more?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:35 pm

PatowalongaPirate wrote:
MW wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:
MW wrote:Missus and I taking kids to separate sports on a Friday night. Duck that for a joke.
If I'm lucky enough to get the Netball game I don't get home until 10.30pm :evil:

Will 3 ducks make you feel better?


As long as I can swap them for the 3 kids?

Yeah, but which group of 3 shit more?
Well both groups won't take the bins out ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:01 pm

Is it true Booney got home and a cat was running around?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jase » Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:40 pm

Spargo wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Ducks-too stupid to do anything


No they are great dead, and on my plate, preferably BBQ'd or Roasted with asian sauces

...with peas & corn
Is duck mornay a thing?

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mickey » Sat Nov 18, 2017 8:09 am

MW wrote:Missus and I taking kids to separate sports on Friday nights. Duck that for a joke.
If I'm lucky enough to get the Netball game I don't get home until 10.30pm :evil:
Who does she play netball for?
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