Things that make you laugh

[Spargo]

My 16 year old having a girlfriend but doesn't want to tell us as my wife will have them married off in 10 minutes. I think my wife is desperate to have a female in the family, everyone is a male, even the dog.

At 16 he shouldn’t have a girlfriend.
He should have 3...

[Brodlach]

My 16 year old having a girlfriend but doesn't want to tell us as my wife will have them married off in 10 minutes. I think my wife is desperate to have a female in the family, everyone is a male, even the dog.

But yet you know about it......

Nah the idiot put it on Facebook but my wife doesn’t have Facebook

[Brodlach]

My 16 year old having a girlfriend but doesn't want to tell us as my wife will have them married off in 10 minutes. I think my wife is desperate to have a female in the family, everyone is a male, even the dog.

At 16 he shouldn’t have a girlfriend.
He should have 3...

I’m happy he has one

[woodublieve12]

My 16 year old having a girlfriend but doesn't want to tell us as my wife will have them married off in 10 minutes. I think my wife is desperate to have a female in the family, everyone is a male, even the dog.

I reckon a couple of my ducks are female? Currently I am the only male in my house!

[Brodlach]

My 16 year old having a girlfriend but doesn't want to tell us as my wife will have them married off in 10 minutes. I think my wife is desperate to have a female in the family, everyone is a male, even the dog.

I reckon a couple of my ducks are female? Currently I am the only male in my house!

That’s sad but funny. In 10 years I think you should find a new job and move away for one week every month

[woodublieve12]

My 16 year old having a girlfriend but doesn't want to tell us as my wife will have them married off in 10 minutes. I think my wife is desperate to have a female in the family, everyone is a male, even the dog.

I reckon a couple of my ducks are female? Currently I am the only male in my house!

That’s sad but funny. In 10 years I think you should find a new job and move away for one week every month

Omg yes!!!

[heater31]

My 16 year old having a girlfriend but doesn't want to tell us as my wife will have them married off in 10 minutes. I think my wife is desperate to have a female in the family, everyone is a male, even the dog.

But yet you know about it......

Nah the idiot put it on Facebook but my wife doesn’t have Facebook

Take him aside and let him know that he has to tell his mother.......

[Brodlach]

TBH it doesn’t bother me, he will tell me when he is ready.

Just makes me laugh that he thinks he can keep stuff from me, something’s i reckon I know before he even does

[Wedgie]

My 16 year old having a girlfriend but doesn't want to tell us as my wife will have them married off in 10 minutes. I think my wife is desperate to have a female in the family, everyone is a male, even the dog.

Your wife is male?

[Brodlach]

My 16 year old having a girlfriend but doesn't want to tell us as my wife will have them married off in 10 minutes. I think my wife is desperate to have a female in the family, everyone is a male, even the dog.

Your wife is male?

Haha, yep a Thai ladyboy

[Grenville]

My 16 year old having a girlfriend but doesn't want to tell us as my wife will have them married off in 10 minutes. I think my wife is desperate to have a female in the family, everyone is a male, even the dog.

Your wife is male?

Haha, yep a Thai ladyboy

TingTong? Is that you Mr. Dudley?

[Magellan]

Woody Allen ruining his own bank heist with poor handwriting:

[Lightning McQueen]

Watched "Daddy's Home" the other night, funny stuff.

[JK]

Young lads at work that love their tucker trying to outdo each other at lunch:

First lad has Hotdog with the lot and Hotdog with Sauce and Mustard (the Mustard apparently gets him to the $10 min EFTPOS limit)

2nd lad has the same, plus a bag of Chips.

I wouldn't eat that much for lunch in a full week!

[Brodlach]

That $10 would just about feed me lunch for a week (I’m a lunch povo )

[JK]

That $10 would just about feed me lunch for a week (I’m a lunch povo )

Haha I'm exactly the same mate

[Lightning McQueen]

That $10 would just about feed me lunch for a week (I’m a lunch povo )

Haha I'm exactly the same mate

I had a tomato, some cucumber on some premium biscuit thingo's with a banana chaser, been that all week.

[Booney]

That $10 would just about feed me lunch for a week (I’m a lunch povo )

Haha I'm exactly the same mate

I had a tomato, some cucumber on some premium biscuit thingo's with a banana chaser, been that all week.

Welcome to heart burn city.

[Lightning McQueen]

That $10 would just about feed me lunch for a week (I’m a lunch povo )

Haha I'm exactly the same mate

I had a tomato, some cucumber on some premium biscuit thingo's with a banana chaser, been that all week.

Welcome to heart burn city.

Doesn't agree with you?

[Booney]

Doesn't agree with you?

Less often than my wife.