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MW wrote:Get a pyrolytic oven. self cleaning, then just wipe the dust from the bottom afterwards.

That's one duty I refuse to partake in at home, I do ALL of the dishes in lieu of not having to do other roles, mopping is a no go zone for me too!
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Mopping is easy...i make our labrador wait for its bedtime feed....it starts frothing out of its mouth onto floor....i feed her and then mop the floor using that saliva with my socks...
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
MW wrote:Get a pyrolytic oven. self cleaning, then just wipe the dust from the bottom afterwards.

That's one duty I refuse to partake in at home, I do ALL of the dishes in lieu of not having to do other roles, mopping is a no go zone for me too!


cleaning the toilet and bathroom?
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MW wrote:Get a pyrolytic oven. self cleaning, then just wipe the dust from the bottom afterwards.

Sounds good. I've a paralytic oven that works just the same - until I start cooking with heaps of wine. And it's not dust that collects at the bottom. ;)
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stampy wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
MW wrote:Get a pyrolytic oven. self cleaning, then just wipe the dust from the bottom afterwards.

That's one duty I refuse to partake in at home, I do ALL of the dishes in lieu of not having to do other roles, mopping is a no go zone for me too!


cleaning the toilet and bathroom?

Both are easy with decent product.

Using body wash instead of soap makes the bathroom far easier to clean.
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Anxiety :evil: :evil:
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Just dropped my brother off at the British in North Adelaide. Had one quick pint and back to work as he heads to the cricket with 4 mates. :(

Now I'm thirsty. :(

No beer in the fridge here, either. :twisted:
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Booney wrote:Just dropped my brother off at the British in North Adelaide. Had one quick pint and back to work as he heads to the cricket with 4 mates. :(

Now I'm thirsty. :(

No beer in the fridge here, either. :twisted:

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Just having my first since last Thursday, yummy.
Looking forward to the rump on its way too. :D
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When some dickhead at work gets in my grill while I'm sitting down to give me a spray as he knows he's in the safety of the walls of work.

He sure as f*** wouldn't do it at the pub or something!
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Rounded up family and friends and brought them to my place on Sunday for a beer before the concert we were about to attend. With 5 of us in the group it was decided we try and get a 5 seater cab rather than 2 Ubers, so I ring the Taxi company. I ask the pretty chilled out bloke if it's still difficult to get a 5-Seater these days and he says not at all, will have one there within 15 minutes.

Ring back 30 minutes later when no cab has shown up, only for him to tell me we're still trying to find one. Told him we have a time deadline for an event but he didn't seem to care so told him to shove his cab, and explained that this is always why we use Uber. Taxi industry cries foul all the time, but the wankers don't do themselves any favours!
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JK wrote:Rounded up family and friends and brought them to my place on Sunday for a beer before the concert we were about to attend. With 5 of us in the group it was decided we try and get a 5 seater cab rather than 2 Ubers, so I ring the Taxi company. I ask the pretty chilled out bloke if it's still difficult to get a 5-Seater these days and he says not at all, will have one there within 15 minutes.

Ring back 30 minutes later when no cab has shown up, only for him to tell me we're still trying to find one. Told him we have a time deadline for an event but he didn't seem to care so told him to shove his cab, and explained that this is always why we use Uber. Taxi industry cries foul all the time, but the wankers don't do themselves any favours!

Uber shits all over the taxi industry. Only used it a couple of times, but I won’t use a taxi company ever again
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Work! Place is doing my head in at the moment. Need a break ASAP!!!!
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JK wrote:Rounded up family and friends and brought them to my place on Sunday for a beer before the concert we were about to attend. With 5 of us in the group it was decided we try and get a 5 seater cab rather than 2 Ubers, so I ring the Taxi company. I ask the pretty chilled out bloke if it's still difficult to get a 5-Seater these days and he says not at all, will have one there within 15 minutes.

Ring back 30 minutes later when no cab has shown up, only for him to tell me we're still trying to find one. Told him we have a time deadline for an event but he didn't seem to care so told him to shove his cab, and explained that this is always why we use Uber. Taxi industry cries foul all the time, but the wankers don't do themselves any favours!


Caught a cab home last week from the same spot I got an Uber two weeks earlier.

Uber - $23
Cab - $33.80 ( rounded up to $35 )
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woodublieve12 wrote:Work! Place is doing my head in at the moment. Need a break ASAP!!!!


Can't duck out for half an hour and waddle around outside for a break?
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Booney wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:Work! Place is doing my head in at the moment. Need a break ASAP!!!!


Can't duck out for half an hour and waddle around outside for a break?


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Booney wrote:
JK wrote:Rounded up family and friends and brought them to my place on Sunday for a beer before the concert we were about to attend. With 5 of us in the group it was decided we try and get a 5 seater cab rather than 2 Ubers, so I ring the Taxi company. I ask the pretty chilled out bloke if it's still difficult to get a 5-Seater these days and he says not at all, will have one there within 15 minutes.

Ring back 30 minutes later when no cab has shown up, only for him to tell me we're still trying to find one. Told him we have a time deadline for an event but he didn't seem to care so told him to shove his cab, and explained that this is always why we use Uber. Taxi industry cries foul all the time, but the wankers don't do themselves any favours!


Caught a cab home last week from the same spot I got an Uber two weeks earlier.

Uber - $23
Cab - $33.80 ( rounded up to $35 )


I had the opposite as it is supply and demand.
Uber to cricket at 1pm was $18.
Uber on way home at 11pm was going to be $37.
Caught a cab instead on way home and it was $27.
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Ubers are almost half the price of taxis for me and a lot quicker to respond.
I only catch a cab if i'm at a cab rank in the city or airport.
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Wedgie wrote:Ubers are almost half the price of taxis for me and a lot quicker to respond.
I only catch a cab if i'm at a cab rank in the city or airport.

Ubers pick up from the airport.

I have been mis-quoted a few times and the tariff must go up at midnight as I often organise them for my daughter to get home from parties.

Works out well as the midnight curfew has become 11:30 to save a few dollars.
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Wedgie wrote:Ubers are almost half the price of taxis for me and a lot quicker to respond.
I only catch a cab if i'm at a cab rank in the city or airport.


80% of the time Uber is cheaper but in peak periods it’s more expensive.
Caught one on a Saturday night home from work x-mas show and it cost a lot more than a taxi.

But I agree Uber is way better
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