Things that give you the sh1ts

Magellan · Post by **Magellan** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:01 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:Getting a rental house you applied for. And moving out within the next 7 days.

So you're ducking off to a new pad?

Hope the walls don't have too many quacks.

Corona Man · Post by **Corona Man** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:02 pm

Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:Getting a rental house you applied for. And moving out within the next 7 days.

So you're ducking off to a new pad?

Hope the walls don't have too many quacks.

It's better than just paddling around, that would be fowl.

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:22 pm

Wedgie wrote:Wouldn't that cost a bill or two?

I'm sure he'll keep the price down

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:22 pm

Gotta see feather or not he'll like it.

Magellan · Post by **Magellan** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:29 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Wouldn't that cost a bill or two?

I'm sure he'll keep the price down

Should be able to afford more than poultry sum.

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:33 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Wouldn't that cost a bill or two?

I'm sure he'll keep the price down

Waddle he do to save money?

Post by **Wedgie** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:42 pm

He's game!

Magellan · Post by **Magellan** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:44 pm

Pseudo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Wouldn't that cost a bill or two?

I'm sure he'll keep the price down

Waddle he do to save money?

Could give someone a wing, or perhaps get on the web.

MW · Post by MW » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:45 pm

I hope it's a surprise, no peking

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:49 pm

Pseudo wrote:Waddle he do to save money?

Start drinking Swan Lager

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 4:06 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Pseudo wrote:Waddle he do to save money?

Start drinking Swan Lager

Better still, some of this stuff:

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 4:08 pm

Wedgie wrote:He's game!

Oh deer.

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 4:08 pm

Pseudo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Pseudo wrote:Waddle he do to save money?

Start drinking Swan Lager

Better still, some of this stuff:

2nd time I've seen that this week LOL.

Magellan · Post by **Magellan** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 4:20 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Pseudo wrote:Waddle he do to save money?

Start drinking Swan Lager

Osprey for his taste buds, albatross that shit in the bin.

stampy · Post by **stampy** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 4:24 pm

dickheads who try and bail/bale you up as you leave a supermarket, eff off already :twisted:

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 4:26 pm

stampy wrote:dickheads who try and bail/bale you up as you leave a supermarket, eff off already

Sales people?

Post by **Wedgie** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 4:29 pm

stampy wrote:dickheads who try and bail/bale you up as you leave a supermarket, eff off already

Check out chicks?
You've got to pay for your food mate!

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 4:30 pm

Wedgie wrote:
stampy wrote:dickheads who try and bail/bale you up as you leave a supermarket, eff off already

Check out chicks?
You've got to pay for your food mate!

Security.

Magellan · Post by **Magellan** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 4:31 pm

Wedgie wrote:
stampy wrote:dickheads who try and bail/bale you up as you leave a supermarket, eff off already

Check out chicks?
You've got to pay for your food mate!

Still talking about ducks?

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 4:42 pm

stampy wrote:dickheads who try and bail/bale you up as you leave a supermarket, eff off already

I'm heavy set, one of my customers in Perth is really, really heavy set. We walked around the corner in a shopping centre and there's two blokes in polo's, sports shorts and shoes with all this exercise equipment in the middle of the mall.

The bloke I'm with just looked at them and said "I dare, I double dare you mother ****". Golden moment where everyone cracked up.

:lol:

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