Things that give you the sh1ts

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Spargo wrote:
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My boy works in the deli section, he would agree. What about the chatty checkout operators who hold up the lines, there's 2 at Coles Pt Adelaide I avoid like the plague. I'm all for your standard pleasantries and a bit of chat but not at the expense of stopping the production line.

Unless they've got big norks


The ladies at my coles at plympton have massive norks!
They’re about 70 years old though.

And?



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So are they. Stalemate.
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DOC wrote:So are they. Stalemate.


They’d love some of Amber’s Fluid!
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amber_fluid wrote:
DOC wrote:So are they. Stalemate.


They’d love some of Amber’s Fluid!

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Traffic lights on country roads

Managed to come across 2 sets today on Barrier Hwy between Cockburn & Olary, red lights both times, 1st stop 19 minutes 2nd stop 35 mins, surely there is a better way to upgrade country roads which yes need doing
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locky801 wrote:Traffic lights on country roads

Managed to come across 2 sets today on Barrier Hwy between Cockburn & Olary, red lights both times, 1st stop 19 minutes 2nd stop 35 mins, surely there is a better way to upgrade country roads which yes need doing


That is a seriously painful stretch of road at the moment.
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helicopterking wrote:
locky801 wrote:Traffic lights on country roads

Managed to come across 2 sets today on Barrier Hwy between Cockburn & Olary, red lights both times, 1st stop 19 minutes 2nd stop 35 mins, surely there is a better way to upgrade country roads which yes need doing


That is a seriously painful stretch of road at the moment.


been upgrading it now for 2 years :roll:
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Gout attacks
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Dutchy wrote:Gout attacks


A mate of mine is getting over it at the moment, and his was triggered by drinking too much orange juice while having the flu
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Dutchy wrote:Gout attacks

I take a 300mg Allopurinol tablet daily. Had only one outbreak in nearly 3 years.
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Spargo wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Gout attacks

I take a 300mg Allopurinol tablet daily. Had only one outbreak in nearly 3 years.


Yeah Im taking 100mg, think I need to up the dose.

Mince and tomato kills me, was a bit sore at footy training but then had lasagne (shouldn't have) and its blown the ankle right up that I can hardly walk :roll:
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Spargo wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Gout attacks

I take a 300mg Allopurinol tablet daily. Had only one outbreak in nearly 3 years.

Snap, the Doctor prescribed it for me as he told me I had bad gout according to my numbers, I hadn't noticed, just thought I had war wounds.
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When I get an outbreak I take Prednisolone, knocks it out in 2-3 days.
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Ever since I started drinking coconut water regularly I hardly ever get gout. Used to get it all the time for years.
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Cherry juice is meant to be good for gout
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Cherry juice is meant to be good for gout

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Could possibly have put this in the things that make you sad topic but it really did give me the the sh1ts.

The oxygen thief and her sidekick on my bus home tonight.
Bus driver almost missed them because it was a bit dark near their stop, but managed to pull up about 10 meters past them.
As the bus pulled up she started screaming at the driver for not stopping for them, then once she got to the doors and saw the nationality of the driver commenced the most disgusting tirade of racial abuse at him. Fortunately they only went 2 stops, but in this time numerous passengers who were minding their own business copped an expletive ridden mouthful, including 4 high school girls who were absolutely terrified by the whole experience and were being comforted by other passengers, restoring some faith in humanity.
The driver has obviously seen it all before and handled the situation well but no one should have to put up with that sort of sh1t doing their job or travelling home. Sadly nothing the Police could do because they had gotten off the bus.

Ironically I think Miss World actually validated her Metrocard,
She also threatened to do a Monica Lewinski job on her sidekick if he didn't do what he was told.
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Columbo wrote:She also threatened to do a Monica Lewinski job on her sidekick if he didn't do what he was told.


Monica or Lorena Bobbitt?
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Kahuna wrote:
Columbo wrote:She also threatened to do a Monica Lewinski job on her sidekick if he didn't do what he was told.


Monica or Lorena Bobbitt?


Good spot, Lorena was the one I meant, Wrong historical figure!
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Both enjoyed cigars
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