Things that give you the sh1ts

stampy · Post by **stampy** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 10:23 am

the weather on tv, temp is 25 and it feels like 22!!! who decides what it feels like??!!, biggest crock of shite ever

Bum Crack · Post by **Bum Crack** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 12:17 pm

The ban on all boating, fishing, yabbying, canoeing etc on the river. Absolute joke. Can't even chuck in a line or a yabby net off the bank. I'm fuming.

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 12:20 pm

Cherries

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 12:22 pm

Bum Crack wrote:The ban on all boating, fishing, yabbying, canoeing etc on the river. Absolute joke. Can't even chuck in a line or a yabby net off the bank. I'm fuming.

Can understand the houseboat ban but that's about it. If anything, those living in the vicinity should be exempt.

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 1:03 pm

Too many dangers, it’s understandable

People being rescued daily

amber_fluid · Post by **amber_fluid** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 1:06 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:The ban on all boating, fishing, yabbying, canoeing etc on the river. Absolute joke. Can't even chuck in a line or a yabby net off the bank. I'm fuming.
Can understand the houseboat ban but that's about it. If anything, those living in the vicinity should be exempt.

How do you police ‘locals’ versus ‘others’?
Coppers have enough to worry about over Xmas, they don’t need to worry about drunken yobbo’s* swimming or fishing in an unsafe river.

*I’ve been that drunken yobbo many of times.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 1:06 pm

Brodlach wrote:Too many dangers, it’s understandable

People being rescued daily

As a society we have to walk as slow as the slowest person.

Armchair expert · Post by **Armchair expert** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 1:13 pm

Port Pirie wetlands for XXXL yabbies

am Bays · Post by **am Bays** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 1:21 pm

This t-shirt selling out in 15 min bar for a few in size “S”

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 1:22 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:The ban on all boating, fishing, yabbying, canoeing etc on the river. Absolute joke. Can't even chuck in a line or a yabby net off the bank. I'm fuming.
Can understand the houseboat ban but that's about it. If anything, those living in the vicinity should be exempt.
How do you police ‘locals’ versus ‘others’?
Coppers have enough to worry about over Xmas, they don’t need to worry about drunken yobbo’s* swimming or fishing in an unsafe river.

*I’ve been that drunken yobbo many of times.

Tattoo them or spray paint them orange.

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 1:27 pm

Booney wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Too many dangers, it’s understandable

People being rescued daily
As a society we have to walk as slow as the slowest person.

Just like damn caravan drivers forcing us to drive slower - you all know who you are…

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 1:30 pm

Spargo wrote:
Booney wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Too many dangers, it’s understandable

People being rescued daily
As a society we have to walk as slow as the slowest person.
Just like damn caravan drivers forcing us to drive slower - you all know who you are…

I didn't know they had engines.

am Bays · Post by **am Bays** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 1:41 pm

Spargo wrote:
Booney wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Too many dangers, it’s understandable

People being rescued daily
As a society we have to walk as slow as the slowest person.
Just like damn caravan drivers forcing us to drive slower - you all know who you are…

Wait, wait, wait, now pull out in front of highway traffic....

amber_fluid · Post by **amber_fluid** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 1:54 pm

Armchair expert wrote:Port Pirie wetlands for XXXL yabbies

That’s coz they’re contaminated with lead from the smelters.
Most have 2 heads.

MW · Post by MW » Wed Dec 21, 2022 2:14 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Port Pirie wetlands for XXXL yabbies
That’s coz they’re contaminated with lead from the smelters.
Most have 2 heads.

Yeah and the yabbies aren't much better

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 3:09 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Port Pirie wetlands for XXXL yabbies
That’s coz they’re contaminated with lead from the smelters.
Most have 2 heads.

I went out with a chick from Pirie, geez you should've smelter.

am Bays · Post by **am Bays** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 3:18 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Port Pirie wetlands for XXXL yabbies
That’s coz they’re contaminated with lead from the smelters.
Most have 2 heads.
I went out with a chick from Pirie, geez you should've smelter.

She put lead in your pencil?

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 3:23 pm

Did you get a rubber out?

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 3:34 pm

Na, tried to eraser from my mind.

MW · Post by MW » Fri Dec 23, 2022 9:29 am

Where do I start...

Middle daughter on her L's accidentally drove the car through the front of the house last night. Knocked out the middle pillar between the two roller doors, hit the back wall. Likely car write off. 2 x fire trucks, 1 x police, and SES in attendance to make sure the house does not fall down.
Then to top it off, the wife falls over when showing the SES the meter box and had to go to hospital with suspected broken elbow. Was 'only' bruised' in the end. Then daughter went to hospital also suffering from shock.

House does not have lights as it is compromised after the outdoor light got taken out and wires exposed.

Merry Christmas everyone. mine will be dealing with a physically injured wife, mentally injured daughter, a car down, and two insurance companies

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