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Lightning McQueen wrote:F*** me, can we keep the Covid shit for the Covid thread, I don’t visit that one for a reason, we don’t need it to spread ;)


More misinformation - you've posted on nearly every page of that forum :P
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Lightning McQueen wrote:F*** me, can we keep the Covid shit for the Covid thread, I don’t visit that one for a reason, we don’t need it to spread ;)


Clearly a pun ;-)
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Been waiting for my daughters Christmas present to arrive, I always use my work address to avoid something getting dropped at my doorstep while I’m at work.

Just got a phone call from the delivery guy trying to get in to my work, what are the chances of it coming on a Sunday??

Fortunately he’s gonna bring it to my house
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Lightning McQueen wrote:Been waiting for my daughters Christmas present to arrive, I always use my work address to avoid something getting dropped at my doorstep while I’m at work.

Just got a phone call from the delivery guy trying to get in to my work, what are the chances of it coming on a Sunday??

Fortunately he’s gonna bring it to my house


Leading upto Xmas, I've had Sunday deliveries.
Maybe they still playing catchup
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Been waiting for my daughters Christmas present to arrive, I always use my work address to avoid something getting dropped at my doorstep while I’m at work.

Just got a phone call from the delivery guy trying to get in to my work, what are the chances of it coming on a Sunday??

Fortunately he’s gonna bring it to my house


Leading upto Xmas, I've had Sunday deliveries.
Maybe they still playing catchup

Quite ironic as there was a fair chance I was going to be on holidays so I told our receptionist to just hand it straight to my daughter when it arrived.

I get shitloads of stuff delivered to work via Gumtree, eBay and wine companies, this was the first failure
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Oh yes indeed.....!

Just tried to get hold of a customer by ringing his mobile.

*Ring ring*

(Very timid) Hello?

Hi, it's XYZ here, is ABC there?

(Very timid) No, he lost his phone here.

Sorry?

(Very timid) He lose his phone here now.

Where are you?

(Very timid) I in dancer bar Kuta.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I cannot wait to talk to him now!
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For those of you who spend "all day" at the BBQ....

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DOC wrote:For those of you who spend "all day" at the BBQ....

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Spargo wrote:
DOC wrote:For those of you who spend "all day" at the BBQ....

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Un-Australian

the snags still to be supervised regardless.... :lol:
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https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/nation ... 5cbq7.html

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twitter from a few weeks ago and the alberton crowd talking up the glenelg thugs in the 80s :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: they had much better thugs
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:twitter from a few weeks ago and the alberton crowd talking up the glenelg thugs in the 80s :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: they had much better thugs
They were the VP's WAGS

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Michael Clarke and Karl Stefanovic..... :lol:
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Jimmy_041 wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:twitter from a few weeks ago and the alberton crowd talking up the glenelg thugs in the 80s :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: they had much better thugs
They were the VP's WAGS

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Booney wrote:Michael Clarke and Karl Stefanovic..... :lol:
Why do blokes take off their shirts when they get into a stoush?

Why dont women :(
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Watching non-local tourists ride up Flagstaff or South Roads during the TDU - its about the only time you see cyclists take these roads, obviously oblivious that there is a bike path nearby that is a better gradient and safer.
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Dutchy wrote:Watching non-local tourists ride up Flagstaff or South Roads during the TDU - its about the only time you see cyclists take these roads, obviously oblivious that there is a bike path nearby that is a better gradient and safer.
The worst thing is that they probably are aware of the bike path
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Unley Road this morning had about 30 cyclists spread over the two lanes. Would have been some unhappy drivers behind them
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Brodlach wrote:Unley Road this morning had about 30 cyclists spread over the two lanes. Would have been some unhappy drivers behind them
Was about 50 coming up Marion Rd this arvo blocking the entire left lane, traffic banked for about 1km. C.nts.
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