The Ashes 2017/2018

[locky801]

Lol, what the **** was Vince looking at? Missed that ball by about two bat widths!

MMM saying totally unplayable

[Q.]

Lol, what the **** was Vince looking at? Missed that ball by about two bat widths!

MMM saying totally unplayable

Hit a crack and went left

[locky801]

Lol, what the **** was Vince looking at? Missed that ball by about two bat widths!

MMM saying totally unplayable

Hit a crack and went left

Warne on 9 saying it was a peach, no peach sorry that was a watermelon, reckon "The Don" may have had trouble with that one

[Grenville]

Completely unplayable, would've knocked anyone over.

[DOC]

A more inept display of putting covers on you will not see.

[heater31]

A more inept display of putting covers on you will not see.

Village cricket at its finest...

[DOC]

It was truly comical, but worse, the bloke with the curator arm band on, laughed when they dropped it yet again and because they all let go it blew off the wicket.

[locky801]

One wonders if Malan and Bairstow will double up

[DOC]

One does.

[jackpot jim]

Lol, what the **** was Vince looking at? Missed that ball by about two bat widths!

MMM saying totally unplayable

Hit a crack and went left

Warne on 9 saying it was a peach, no peach sorry that was a watermelon, reckon "The Don" may have had trouble with that one

That ball was imo even MORE unplayable than Warnes "Ball of the Century".
Only a real HACK had any chance of hitting it by playing about 6 inches down the wrong line.
As an IMPOSSIBLE ball to play as i've ever seen.

[Booney]

A more inept display of putting covers on you will not see.

Mrs Boon, someone who wouldn't know a Kookaburra from a Sherrin, noted "Are they volunteers doing that?"

[Dutchy]

Any weather reports from Perth yet?

I notice on Betfair Aussies were $1.48 late last night but are into $1.34 this morning, suggesting it might be OK.

[Booney]

Any weather reports from Perth yet?

I notice on Betfair Aussies were $1.48 late last night but are into $1.34 this morning, suggesting it might be OK.

SummaryMax 21Possible morning storm. Showers.Possible rainfall: 5 to 15 mm Chance of any rain: 90%
Perth area
Cloudy. Very high (90%) chance of showers, becoming less likely in the early afternoon. The chance of a thunderstorm early this morning. Damaging winds possible early this morning. Winds westerly 30 to 45 km/h turning southwesterly 35 to 45 km/h in the late morning then decreasing to 25 to 35 km/h in the late afternoon.

[Booney]

Radar has broken patches of cloud about at the moment. No "red" on the radar though. ( Indicating heavy rain fall ).

[Dutchy]

Wind will help a lot and should move on any rain, plus dry out the field.

[heater31]

A more inept display of putting covers on you will not see.

Mrs Boon, someone who wouldn't know a Kookaburra from a Sherrin, noted "Are they volunteers doing that?"

[emoji38]

Well I spotted 2 blokes in Gatorade shirts out there....they normally drive the drinks cart and always thought they were Schweppes employees [emoji848]

[MW]

If he swung it that far then yes, ball of the 21st century, but if it didn't hit the crack Vince would have worked it to mid on.

[Lightning McQueen]

Warne on 9 saying it was a peach, no peach sorry that was a watermelon, reckon "The Don" may have had trouble with that one

Even Gayle may have struggled.

[stampy]

whats the problem with the pitch?

[MW]

whats the problem with the pitch?

water leaked into it