Worst Movies

mick · Post by **mick** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:30 pm

Magpiespower wrote:
ORDoubleBlues wrote:You're obviously taking the piss

You would think so

I think not!

One of the most ridiculous films I've ever seen.

Gets worse with each viewing.

Each to their own...

I couldn't agree more absolute crap

MightyEagles · Post by **MightyEagles** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:16 am

Twilight Saga

Zorro · Post by **Zorro** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:43 am

MightyEagles wrote:Twilight Saga

maybe not the worst, but certainly the most overrated or over-hyped.

Magpiespower · Post by **Magpiespower** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:35 pm

Iron Fist wrote:25th hour

was absolutely horrible
you wait for something exciting to happen and nothing ever does!

I'm a Spike Lee fan but this is neck-and-neck with School Daze and She Hate Me as his worst film.

135 mind-numbing minutes of exposition.

Terence Blanchard's score stinks even worse...

gossipgirl · Post by **gossipgirl** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:06 am

Hannah and her sisters and pretty much most woody allen movies

Magpiespower · Post by **Magpiespower** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:24 am

gossipgirl wrote:Hannah and her sisters and pretty much most woody allen movies

Reakon that's one of his best!

Last ten or so years haven't been kind.

Though I think Hollywood Ending (2002) was his absolute low...

Baron Greenback · Post by **Baron Greenback** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:56 pm

The Watchmen.
Worst piece of shit I've seen in a long time.
Very difficult to follow and not believable at all.

fisho mcspaz · Post by **fisho mcspaz** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:49 pm

Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach (a Seann William Scott movie). It was bloody terrible. But the worst thing about it was we forgot to give it back to the video shop. $68.50 we ended up paying for that piece of crap!

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:08 pm

fisho mcspaz wrote:Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach (a Seann William Scott movie). It was bloody terrible. But the worst thing about it was we forgot to give it back to the video shop. $68.50 we ended up paying for that piece of crap!

Why didnt you just do what I do...get a membership at another video shop??

Poor old mum isnt welcome to rent movies within a 50km radius...and owes about $4000 in overdue fees because of me and my older brother...but my Blockbuster account is squeaky clean

Magpiespower · Post by **Magpiespower** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:34 am

Just tortured myself with some weekly Aussie DVDs...

Sweetie - Pretentious, self-conscious, 'look at me I'm a director' w@nk. Jane Campion's directorial debut.

Bliss - Ray Lawrence didn't direct another fillum for 17 years. Amazing he ever got another chance after this wreck.

Acolytes - Weird art/genre piece. $#!thouse.

The Tender Hook Delivers a knockout blow. I was out cold in twenty minutes. ZZZZZZ...

Interceptor · Post by **Interceptor** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:42 pm

Magpiespower wrote:Acolytes - Weird art/genre piece. $#!thouse.

Seen that, agree it's pretty lame.
Seen Lost Things (2003) ?
Not fantastic, but a reasonable low budget effort IMO.

Magpiespower · Post by **Magpiespower** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:34 pm

Interceptor wrote:Seen Lost Things (2003) ?
Not fantastic, but a reasonable low budget effort IMO.

Reakon we're quite possibly the only people who have seen it!

Let down by an undercooked script.

Steve Le Marquand must be jack of killer/rapist/thug/all round nasty ar$ehole roles...

85 WAS A GOOD YEAR · Post by **85 WAS A GOOD YEAR** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 3:26 pm

Magpiespower wrote:Just tortured myself with some weekly Aussie DVDs...

Bliss - Ray Lawrence didn't direct another fillum for 17 years. Amazing he ever got another chance after this wreck.

After reading your post I noticed Bliss was on Foxtel today and got curious. I watched about 10 mins... was about 9 mins too much. Good call - It's absolute crap

fisho mcspaz · Post by **fisho mcspaz** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:36 pm

hackham_hawk_3 wrote:
fisho mcspaz wrote:Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach (a Seann William Scott movie). It was bloody terrible. But the worst thing about it was we forgot to give it back to the video shop. $68.50 we ended up paying for that piece of crap!

Why didnt you just do what I do...get a membership at another video shop??

Poor old mum isnt welcome to rent movies within a 50km radius...and owes about $4000 in overdue fees because of me and my older brother...but my Blockbuster account is squeaky clean

I did but then we got a letter from debt collectors. I rang up the video shop and told them that their business conduct was unethical, filed a complaint with head office, everything. Unfortunately they said it was the debt collectors' problem now. I'd like to buy a house one day so I didn't take it any further.

Now I'll just use the Happy Valley video shop because they don't give a s**t about late returns.

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:38 pm

85 WAS A GOOD YEAR wrote:
Magpiespower wrote:Just tortured myself with some weekly Aussie DVDs...

Bliss - Ray Lawrence didn't direct another fillum for 17 years. Amazing he ever got another chance after this wreck.

After reading your post I noticed Bliss was on Foxtel today and got curious. I watched about 10 mins... was about 9 mins too much. Good call - It's absolute crap

You're not talking about the mid-80s adaptation of the Peter Carey novel, starring Barry Otto? 'coz that was fantastic, if a little long. Very faithful to the original text.

Farmy · Post by **Farmy** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 12:08 am

Chuck Norris wrote:The Watchmen.
Worst piece of **** I've seen in a long time.
Very difficult to follow and not believable at all.

Oh but its a masterpiece and the plot is very adult as is the comic book. :roll:

The Sex scene in is probably the most uncomfortable I have felt watching a movie in a cinema.

fisho mcspaz · Post by **fisho mcspaz** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 12:25 am

Miss Congeniality 2. Sandra Bullock is such a bloke.

lesthemechanic · Post by **lesthemechanic** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:48 am

For dollars spent making a dud . nothing beats "Waterworld". Biggest waste of a lot of money ever.

Mickyj · Post by **Mickyj** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 12:48 pm

I can't think of its name but Lucy Lui in a vampire movie

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 12:56 pm

21 with spacey and fishbourne

started off ok, but just meandered through

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