Things that give you the sh1ts

dedja · Post by **dedja** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:18 am

Footy Chick wrote:
heater31 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:That was pretty shitty

But WTF was a 17 year old doing at out at 1am on a weeknight?

School holidays......

I'll ask the question again.

Why is a 17 year old kid roaming the streets in the middle of the night?

When I was 17, I had a 11pm curfew, midnight if it was a special occasion.

I was out at all hours when I was 17, but that was a couple of gazillion years ago. Can't say that I was out stabbing people though.

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 11:02 am

dedja wrote:I was out at all hours when I was 17, but that was a couple of gazillion years ago. Can't say that I was out stabbing people though.

... except in the horizontal position?

Psyber · Post by **Psyber** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:11 pm

When I was 17 I did occasionally get home after 1am from school dances and suchlike.
My father never noticed but my mother used to worry...
"Didn't the dance finish at 11pm?"
"Maybe."

Johno6 · Post by **Johno6** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:41 pm

The stupid bitch arse hoe today while out driving
road works ahead so the traffic had to merge from 2 lanes into 1

she was driving right up the guy in front of her cars bumper so she didn't have to let anyone in
wouldn't make eye contact or anything
would speed to make sure no gaps were big enough for anyone to try change into that lane

I wanted to pull her out the car and slap her at the next traffic lights

but instead I just frowned at her

she wont ever be doing that again

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:43 pm

I shake my head AND frown...scares the daylights out of them.

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:53 pm

HH3 wrote:I shake my head AND frown...scares the daylights out of them.

Your head without being shaken or frowning would scare anyone.

MW · Post by MW » Thu Oct 09, 2014 3:04 pm

HH3 wrote:I shake my head AND frown...scares the daylights out of them.

Add throwing an arm up in the air and watch the reaction...priceless!

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 3:28 pm

I once yelled at a guy in the Smitty Maccas carpark for cutting me off as I was backing out. He proceed to block me in and then leant out of the car......biiiiiiiiig bikey looking mother****er.

Safe to say I shit my pants.

Now I stick to shaking my head and frowning at small females exclusively

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 3:29 pm

Spargo wrote:
HH3 wrote:I shake my head AND frown...scares the daylights out of them.

Your head without being shaken or frowning would scare anyone.

Scares their pants right off.

dedja · Post by **dedja** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 3:32 pm

browneye ... needs skill to keep your hands on the wheel though

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 4:38 pm

dedja wrote:browneye ... needs skill to keep your hands on the wheel though

Got two weeks detention in 1988 for chucking brown-eyes out the back window of the school bus.

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 4:49 pm

Spargo wrote:
dedja wrote:browneye ... needs skill to keep your hands on the wheel though

Got two weeks detention in 1988 for chucking brown-eyes out the back window of the school bus.

I didn't know they could give 32 year olds detention....

smac · Post by **smac** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 6:25 pm

Spargo wrote:
dedja wrote:browneye ... needs skill to keep your hands on the wheel though

Got two weeks detention in 1988 for chucking brown-eyes out the back window of the school bus.

Who drove the bus while you were in detention?

Post by **Footy Chick** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 6:45 pm

Spargo wrote:
dedja wrote:browneye ... needs skill to keep your hands on the wheel though

Got two weeks detention in 1988 for chucking brown-eyes out the back window of the school bus.

My best mate and I got one day detention (my only ever one) for playing chicken with buses on Wakefield St.

As it so happens, my brother was born on the day we were supposed to do said detention (15/3/88), which means I got out of it. She did detention on her own.

She never forgave me for it either :lol:

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:31 pm

smac wrote:
Spargo wrote:
dedja wrote:browneye ... needs skill to keep your hands on the wheel though

Got two weeks detention in 1988 for chucking brown-eyes out the back window of the school bus.

Who drove the bus while you were in detention?

carey · Post by **carey** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 8:43 pm

Dancing with the stars. :twisted:

Jase · Post by **Jase** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 9:57 pm

Having been diagnosed with compartment syndrome in my lower left leg... I have been looking at the surgical treatment... a leg fasciotomy. ..

Faaaarrrrkkkk no thanks

Erm looks like the rest option and not running anymore is the winner...

woodublieve12 · Post by **woodublieve12** » Tue Oct 14, 2014 7:53 am

people who wear head phones and think the people around them need to hear the music too..

Post by **Footy Chick** » Tue Oct 14, 2014 8:28 am

waking up to Coldplay on the radio this morning AND copping the freight train on the way to work.

There is no God.

Failed Creation · Post by **Failed Creation** » Tue Oct 14, 2014 9:06 am

Footy Chick wrote:waking up to Coldplay on the radio this morning AND copping the freight train on the way to work.

There is no God.

Amen to that, although I don't mind freight trains.

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