Things that give you the sh1ts

Dogwatcher · Post by **Dogwatcher** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 11:00 am

Not only being harassed by charity pushers, but being called 'Chief' by them.

"Do you work for me? No? Then I'm not your Chief."

The Ash Man · Post by **The Ash Man** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 11:54 am

The Johos seem to frequent my area a lot.
They have stopped knocking after I cranked Slipknot and answered the door in my jocks one Saturday morning.

The Ash Man · Post by **The Ash Man** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 11:55 am

While I'm here, people that have ads in the messenger and then do not answer their phone or call back and the ones that do don't rock up to give a quote when they say.

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 12:05 pm

The Ash Man wrote:While I'm here, people that have ads in the messenger and then do not answer their phone or call back and the ones that do don't rock up to give a quote when they say.

I rang up about a car I seen on Gumtree about a year ago where the dude said "Sorry, that was sold a few weeks ago".
I put the phone down as I kept looking at other ads and then said "What sort of F***wit keeps their f***ing ad on f***ing Gumtree 3 weeks after selling their stupid F***ing car, f***head!!!!!!!!
My daughter looked over at me and said "Dad, you might want to hang your phone up".

carey · Post by **carey** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 8:26 pm

Listening to all this Adam f**king Goodes shit. I'm sick of hearing it.

wristwatcher · Post by **wristwatcher** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 9:05 pm

carey wrote:Listening to all this Adam f**king Goodes shit. I'm sick of hearing it.

This x infinity and you're not even on Facebook.

It's banned from our house and even at work today I asked could we please not discuss it and bang 5 minutes into a webinar the lecturer brings it up :roll:

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 9:14 pm

jackpot jim · Post by **jackpot jim** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 10:57 pm

People that say Goodes deserves respect because he's won 2 Brownlows and is a 2 time premiership player.
WTF has that got to do with anything? It has NOTHING to do with the issue at hand.

Oh, and Goodes as well. Please Please Please dont come back and play and allow the crowd to get back enjoying their day at the footy by being allowed to BOO without fear of being called racists.

wristwatcher · Post by **wristwatcher** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 12:00 am

jackpot jim wrote:People that say Goodes deserves respect because he's won 2 Brownlows and is a 2 time premiership player.
WTF has that got to do with anything? It has NOTHING to do with the issue at hand.

Oh, and Goodes as well. Please Please Please dont come back and play and allow the crowd to get back enjoying their day at the footy by being allowed to BOO without fear of being called racists.

Very well put Jim =D>

I got told on this forum I was white trash for not caring if people boo. It's going to be nice for the people who pay $50 to watch the people who make $500,000 to be able to express themselves in the way it has been done for 158 years without any racial or political crap.

Post by **Wedgie** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 8:44 am

People that can't read and get on their high horse about something that never happened, sometimes for months.

wristwatcher · Post by **wristwatcher** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 11:41 am

Wedgie wrote:People that can't read and get on their high horse about something that never happened, sometimes for months.

I hate that too

The Ash Man · Post by **The Ash Man** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 6:06 pm

Hearing about Adam Goodes 24 ******* 7

wristwatcher · Post by **wristwatcher** » Mon Aug 03, 2015 1:31 pm

Broken F@cken Ribs

It hurts when I.............do anything!

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Mon Aug 03, 2015 1:44 pm

wristwatcher wrote:Broken F@cken Ribs

It hurts when I.............do anything!

Get them removed

Post by **Footy Chick** » Mon Aug 03, 2015 1:48 pm

It'll make you look thinner.

Failed Creation · Post by **Failed Creation** » Mon Aug 03, 2015 5:47 pm

Why did I promise to attend my niece's calisthenics performance tonight?

This will be hours of my life I'll never get back...

Jase · Post by **Jase** » Mon Aug 03, 2015 6:03 pm

Failed Creation wrote:Why did I promise to attend my niece's calisthenics performance tonight?

This will be hours of my life I'll never get back...

Rookie Mistake....

Calisthenics is just another name torture....

Post by **RustyCage** » Tue Aug 04, 2015 9:56 am

Winter. This constant rain/drizzle can clear of any time it wants

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:12 pm

I like this weather

The Ash Man · Post by **The Ash Man** » Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:55 pm

The old local gossip across the road complaining that I ripped a tree out today will putting in new retaining walls. It was a 2.5m piece of shit looking paperbark ffs.
After she complained to me she went 2 doors up to talk to the other bitch that has nothing better to do

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