Things that give you the sh1ts

Post by **Ian** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 9:20 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Another terror incident in London

My 18yo daughter is heading over there in 8 days [-o<

Corona Man · Post by **Corona Man** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 9:47 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Another terror incident in London

It really is bullshit.... who cares who has the best make believe friend!

thegrowler · Post by **thegrowler** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 10:13 am

Pseudo wrote:Ring.

Ring.

"G'day, Pseudo here"

"Oh hello Pseudo this is <blah> from <charity>. You're in Adelaide and we're selling raffle blah blah blah blah ....."

<5 minutes later>

"... blah blah blah would be able to help us with ten dollars?"

"I appreciate what you're doing love, but I make a point of not giving money to charities which bother me on the phone".

Click.

I can't believe you give them 5 minutes of your life.

As soon as I have any inkling of a Tele marketing type operator I say "Remove me from your call list, Good day to you"....end call

I will give them credit for their evolution as these days they ring from mobiles and allow their numbers to be displayed.

Post by **Ian** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 10:43 am

I got the old " hello, I'm ______ calling from the Telstra Technical Department" call yesterday

1st one in a long time, gave them my standard reply.

"I must inform you that I'm recording this phone call, it will be forwarded to the Federal Police"

Somewhere in the last 1/2 of my sentence the phone went dead

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 10:45 am

thegrowler wrote:
Pseudo wrote:Ring.

Ring.

"G'day, Pseudo here"

"Oh hello Pseudo this is <blah> from <charity>. You're in Adelaide and we're selling raffle blah blah blah blah ....."

<5 minutes later>

"... blah blah blah would be able to help us with ten dollars?"

"I appreciate what you're doing love, but I make a point of not giving money to charities which bother me on the phone".

Click.

I can't believe you give them 5 minutes of your life.

As soon as I have any inkling of a Tele marketing type operator I say "Remove me from your call list, Good day to you"....end call

I will give them credit for their evolution as these days they ring from mobiles and allow their numbers to be displayed.

I always let them give their full spiel before I react. The more time of theirs I can waste, the less they have to bother other people.

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 12:52 pm

Ive had two calls where ive had them on the phone for 45minutes.....

Post by **Ian** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 1:29 pm

I had one years ago where I said, hold on I've got to check the stove, came back 20 minutes later, they had waited and I just said, sorry, not interested

Post by **Wedgie** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 3:55 pm

The fact some news event on the other side of the world that happen again in a country that bring things upon themselves means AFL Game day and other sports shows weren't on. Feel free to interrupt other shows during the week when people die from atrocities in other countries.

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 6:32 am

Heartburn at 3am... :twisted:

The Ash Man · Post by **The Ash Man** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 11:21 am

Getting a letter saying that "sometime in the next 6 weeks we will be changing your gas meter"

Mine is behind a gate

No follow up, then get a "sorry we missed you" and the legalities of not allowing them access to my property.

I was at f****** work you numpties.

Make an appointment

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 11:26 am

The Ash Man wrote:Getting a letter saying that "sometime in the next 6 weeks we will be changing your gas meter"

Mine is behind a gate

No follow up, then get a "sorry we missed you" and the legalities of not allowing them access to my property.

I was at f****** work you numpties.

Make an appointment

I've got the same thing. Big electric gate at my place so he can't get in.

I have had a call from the guy though. It's just a local contractor on behalf of AGL.

I should probably call him back, hey.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 11:27 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Heartburn at 3am...

Nexium 24 hour. Whilst heartburn is a bitch it's helped me drop a few kg's. I'm off bread, it fires my innards up every time so "No bread for me!"

Or cucumber, that shit is evil.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 11:28 am

HH3 wrote:
The Ash Man wrote:Getting a letter saying that "sometime in the next 6 weeks we will be changing your gas meter"

Mine is behind a gate

No follow up, then get a "sorry we missed you" and the legalities of not allowing them access to my property.

I was at f****** work you numpties.

Make an appointment

I've got the same thing. Big electric gate at my place so he can't get in.

I have had a call from the guy though. It's just a local contractor on behalf of AGL.

I should probably call him back, hey.

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 11:31 am

UPDATE:

Called him. He said he aborted my job, and talked to me like I missed out on something. I dont give a f**k mate. I rent, and didn't arrange for anything.

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 11:32 am

HH3 wrote:UPDATE:

Called him. He said he aborted my job, and talked to me like I missed out on something. I dont give a f**k mate. I rent, and didn't arrange for anything.

New Gas meters are so cool though, all your mates would be jealous.

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 11:37 am

Had some Mylanta tablets in the cupboard. Havent had it that bad in years...
Ive had little bouts of it here and there but managed to sleep in a half upright position to stop it progressing.
So a poor sleep and monday = i need to go for a walk this arvo chasing a white ball

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Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 11:51 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Had some Mylanta tablets in the cupboard. Havent had it that bad in years...
Ive had little bouts of it here and there but managed to sleep in a half upright position to stop it progressing.
So a poor sleep and monday = i need to go for a walk this arvo chasing a white ball

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Booney · Post by **Booney** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 12:29 pm

Been ignoring the prompt to install a new Adobe pdf reader for about 12 months. Now I know why, stupid thing decided to run anyway and I hate it!

Post by **Footy Chick** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 1:05 pm

The Ash Man wrote:Getting a letter saying that "sometime in the next 6 weeks we will be changing your gas meter"

Mine is behind a gate

No follow up, then get a "sorry we missed you" and the legalities of not allowing them access to my property.

I was at f****** work you numpties.

Make an appointment

I had the same thing last bill, sms saying they couldnt access my meter because it was behind a gate.

Um hello, it's not behind a gate, there's a bin in the way - how about you move it you lazy ****

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 2:06 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
The Ash Man wrote:Getting a letter saying that "sometime in the next 6 weeks we will be changing your gas meter"

Mine is behind a gate

No follow up, then get a "sorry we missed you" and the legalities of not allowing them access to my property.

I was at f****** work you numpties.

Make an appointment

I had the same thing last bill, sms saying they couldnt access my meter because it was behind a gate.

Um hello, it's not behind a gate, there's a bin in the way - how about you move it you lazy ****

Im assuming the **** meant c**t

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