Things that give you the sh1ts

[Lightning McQueen]

I don't know whether this makes me laugh or give me the shits, I cooked up a rib-eye fillet roast last night to slice up and put in with our salad for work lunches only to discover that most of it was gone this morning.
First I thought the kids must've found it and had a bit of a feed on it but I just found out that one of them gave it to the cat and dog for dinner.

Only about $20 worth of premium meat cooked at 150 degrees so it melted in your mouth was given to them, lucky they left some for us.

[HH3]

I don't know whether this makes me laugh or give me the shits, I cooked up a rib-eye fillet roast last night to slice up and put in with our salad for work lunches only to discover that most of it was gone this morning.
First I thought the kids must've found it and had a bit of a feed on it but I just found out that one of them gave it to the cat and dog for dinner.

Only about $20 worth of premium meat cooked at 150 degrees so it melted in your mouth was given to them, lucky they left some for us.

That made me hehe

[Lightning McQueen]

I don't know whether this makes me laugh or give me the shits, I cooked up a rib-eye fillet roast last night to slice up and put in with our salad for work lunches only to discover that most of it was gone this morning.
First I thought the kids must've found it and had a bit of a feed on it but I just found out that one of them gave it to the cat and dog for dinner.

Only about $20 worth of premium meat cooked at 150 degrees so it melted in your mouth was given to them, lucky they left some for us.

That made me hehe

I have to, it's my fault for not labeling or hiding it, for not unpacking the dog food from the shopping bag and we went to bed early and the kids know not to bother us once we troddle off.

[amber_fluid]

Getting a letter saying that "sometime in the next 6 weeks we will be changing your gas meter"

Mine is behind a gate

No follow up, then get a "sorry we missed you" and the legalities of not allowing them access to my property.

I was at f****** work you numpties.

Make an appointment

Our electricity meter is inside in the laundry.
So I have to ring them to make a time for them to read it otherwise they just estimate my bill based on last years usage.
Anyway every time I ring them to make an appointment they say we will be there between......... get this, between 9am on the 1st of the month and 5pm on the 10th of the month.
WTF!

I always say no probs see you then.

Needless to say I don't get it read very often!

[Footy Chick]

Getting a letter saying that "sometime in the next 6 weeks we will be changing your gas meter"

Mine is behind a gate

No follow up, then get a "sorry we missed you" and the legalities of not allowing them access to my property.

I was at f****** work you numpties.

Make an appointment

I had the same thing last bill, sms saying they couldnt access my meter because it was behind a gate.

Um hello, it's not behind a gate, there's a bin in the way - how about you move it you lazy ****

Im assuming the **** meant c**t

I don't say the C word. Never have.

I'm a lady. I can't stand chicks that use it either, it's feral

[HH3]

Im assuming the **** meant c**t

I don't say the C word. Never have.

I'm a lady. I can't stand chicks that use it either, it's feral

I know. I like accusing people who don't swear much of swearing.

When Nan pulls me up on swearing, I tell her I got it from her when she babysat me. She never swears, and takes great offence when accused.

Now my brothers have caught on to it and do it too whenever she pulls them up. It's hilarious when we're at family BBQs.

[Booney]

Family ******* BBQ's, thanks, ****.

[The Ash Man]

Getting a letter saying that "sometime in the next 6 weeks we will be changing your gas meter"

Mine is behind a gate

No follow up, then get a "sorry we missed you" and the legalities of not allowing them access to my property.

I was at f****** work you numpties.

Make an appointment

UPDATE

Just called them

"Our gasfitter works Mon-Fri 8am-4pm, when would be a good time?"

"Friday afternoon works for me"

"OK we will see you Friday between 8 and 4"

Seriously?? On the bright side, looks like a 4 day weekend for me

[Footy Chick]

My less than 3 year old ducted gas heating blowing cold air this morning.

This better be under warranty still

[HH3]

My less than 3 year old ducted gas heating blowing cold air this morning.

This better be under warranty still

You jinxed yourself with the status about the house not falling down.

[Booney]

My less than 3 year old ducted gas heating blowing cold air this morning.

This better be under warranty still

Piezo probably gone.

[Footy Chick]

My less than 3 year old ducted gas heating blowing cold air this morning.

This better be under warranty still

Piezo probably gone.

Who's Piezo?

[Booney]

My less than 3 year old ducted gas heating blowing cold air this morning.

This better be under warranty still

Piezo probably gone.

Who's Piezo?

It's the little doo dad that goes bang and makes fire when you turn the knobby thing on the wall.

[Footy Chick]

it's a remote but I get your gist

Plus, I just had a lightbulb moment - me here thinking I'm going to freeze tonight whilst forgetting that I also have a reverse cycle split on the wall

[heater31]

it's a remote but I get your gist [emoji38]

Plus, I just had a lightbulb moment - me here thinking I'm going to freeze tonight whilst forgetting that I also have a reverse cycle split on the wall

I only turned my heating on for the first time this year on Saturday and last night didn't bother with it. Toughen up and put a jumper on you have a 6 star energy rated home

[Booney]

it's a remote but I get your gist

Plus, I just had a lightbulb moment - me here thinking I'm going to freeze tonight whilst forgetting that I also have a reverse cycle split on the wall

Run out of trackies/jumpers/uggies/blankets?

[Footy Chick]

it's a remote but I get your gist

Plus, I just had a lightbulb moment - me here thinking I'm going to freeze tonight whilst forgetting that I also have a reverse cycle split on the wall

Run out of trackies/jumpers/uggies/blankets?

No but the cat will be cold, she's 14 you know - her old bones feel the cold

[Lightning McQueen]

it's a remote but I get your gist

Plus, I just had a lightbulb moment - me here thinking I'm going to freeze tonight whilst forgetting that I also have a reverse cycle split on the wall

Lightbulbs, they give me the shits, I have to replace a heap at the moment but I'm not going to out of spite.

[Booney]

it's a remote but I get your gist

Plus, I just had a lightbulb moment - me here thinking I'm going to freeze tonight whilst forgetting that I also have a reverse cycle split on the wall

Lightbulbs, they give me the shits, I have to replace a heap at the moment but I'm not going to out of spite.

[Lightning McQueen]

Nice, my dissent is due to kids lack of ability of turning light switches off.
It will bite me on the arse though as last night I had to negate a stairwell with a dogleg whilst carrying two full glasses of CC's in pretty much pitch blackness.

I end up taking their globes out in their rooms for a couple of days when I get sick of constantly telling them.