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Hijacked Port Adelaide thread. FFS.
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Booney wrote:Hijacked Port Adelaide thread. FFS.
Its alright mate I'm going away for 5 days so you'll have it all to yourself again.
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morell wrote:
Booney wrote:Hijacked Port Adelaide thread. FFS.
Its alright mate I'm going away for 5 days so you'll have it all to yourself again.


Hurry home won't you....... you'll be missed
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morell wrote:Hahaha was a solid effort.

I like it. In the skyrocket for next time someone drops that word.

Just make sure there's a footnote at the end of your sentence. No-one like a plagiarist.
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Magellan wrote:
morell wrote:Hahaha was a solid effort.

I like it. In the skyrocket for next time someone drops that word.

Just make sure there's a footnote at the end of your sentence. No-one like a plagiarist.
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I'll tell you what's giving me the sh1ts and that is that I can't download tv shows and movies via torrents as the sites have been blocked but yet I hear that you can still download bomb making, ISIS recruitment campaigns and disgraceful things like child porn, which are FREELY AVAILABLE.

Get your sh1t together ISP's there are more issues in the world than downloading the tv show here and there.
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Havent heard the word torrents for years!
Streaming is unaffected mate.
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Wedgie wrote:Havent heard the word torrents for years!

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Spewing, the apocolypse is coming on Saturday when a hidden planet is colliding with Earth. Typical, 3 weeks before my Phuket trip.

PS If the Crows win tomorrow night then I might copy and paste this to Things I Rate.
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gadj1976 wrote:I'll tell you what's giving me the sh1ts and that is that I can't download tv shows and movies via torrents as the sites have been blocked but yet I hear that you can still download bomb making, ISIS recruitment campaigns and disgraceful things like child porn, which are FREELY AVAILABLE.

Get your sh1t together ISP's there are more issues in the world than downloading the tv show here and there.

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The F*****G AFL having a view on EVERYTHING

FFS Shut the F**K up and concentrate on getting your game back in order that has gone to shit cos of the shit blokes on the laws of the game committee and the MRP that try to justify their positions with at times mind boggling decisions and theories that make little sense. :butthead:
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Whoah

You blokes get mad down here ay
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morell wrote:Whoah

You blokes get mad down here ay

Well it isn't the "Things that make me laugh" thread.
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I chipped another tooth this morning, so I've been on the phone to numerous dentists all morning.

What gives me the shits is that none of them seem to do payment plans or anything similar. I'm just worried about out of pocket expenses in regards to my extras cover.
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Failed Creation wrote:I chipped another tooth this morning, so I've been on the phone to numerous dentists all morning.

What gives me the shits is that none of them seem to do payment plans or anything similar. I'm just worried about out of pocket expenses in regards to my extras cover.

Try Dang's chemist at Parafield Gardens, affordable and doesn't feed you shit!
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One of our warehouse guys not listening to his computer guy, and getting done for another $450 by an internet scammer.

Second time this year after being told by myself and a computer company to ring them straight away.

Now I'm helping him block the payment and get his computer sorted.
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Hay Fever!

Hit me f**king hard the past week and I was in a bad way but I'm finally starting to get over it. Was really getting shitted off with having really irritated eyes and an extremely sore throat. Eye drops and Telfast tablets are fixing me up and I'm feeling better now thank f**k.
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The Dark Knight wrote:Hay Fever!

Hit me f**king hard the past week and I was in a bad way but I'm finally starting to get over it. Was really getting shitted off with having really irritated eyes and an extremely sore throat. Eye drops and Telfast tablets are fixing me up and I'm feeling better now thank f**k.
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Father in law had 3 trotters in the same race last night, I thought his 2nd best one had a great draw and could push the favourites and worked out a pick 4 that had either of his horses to win and with a decent percentage of the dividend.

After the missus got off the phone to her brother she swayed my selection so I'd get a better chunk of the divvy if it come through, what do you know, my instincts were correct and the $21 horse won, his other one came second and I would've had 75% of the $770 pick 4.

It's hard not to listen to her as she is generally very cluey with the trotters. but geez I was pissed off.
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