Things that give you the sh1ts

[Pseudo]

I got a message this morning from a friend who works with my wife, close friends her and her hubby with us. It's a black and white kitten, FB message went along the lines of "Hi, I hear your puppy wants a friend? I'd be a good friend"

I sent back :

N
O

W
A
Y

I've since got three text messages from people, I assume the girls they both work with but I don't have the numbers in my phone, with images of this cat telling me "I'm desexed", "I'm microchipped", "I'm a good friend for Missy" ( our beagle ).

I've told them all that I don't reply to unidentified people and more so I don't crumble to pressure from people I don't know. Anywho, I won't be getting a cat.

#cajoles

Text them back with this:

[am Bays]

I got a message this morning from a friend who works with my wife, close friends her and her hubby with us. It's a black and white kitten, FB message went along the lines of "Hi, I hear your puppy wants a friend? I'd be a good friend"

I sent back :

N
O

W
A
Y

I've since got three text messages from people, I assume the girls they both work with but I don't have the numbers in my phone, with images of this cat telling me "I'm desexed", "I'm microchipped", "I'm a good friend for Missy" ( our beagle ).

I've told them all that I don't reply to unidentified people and more so I don't crumble to pressure from people I don't know. Anywho, I won't be getting a cat.

#cajoles

Text them back with this:

And that this bloke is a close family friend and mentor of how I interact with cats:

[Pseudo]

It gets worse, as I said she wanted ONE... There is 3 of them. 3! She even named one, Ducky McQuackface... Apparently you can’t seperate them, her words, and I know that’s rubbish....

I hope your oven is big enough for all three then...

[MW]

I'm seeing a Homer and Pinchy moment in wubsy's future!

[woodublieve12]

It gets worse, as I said she wanted ONE... There is 3 of them. 3! She even named one, Ducky McQuackface... Apparently you can’t seperate them, her words, and I know that’s rubbish....

I hope your oven is big enough for all three then...

If they misbehave I will just cook one and the other two will know not to muck around.





I joke

[woodublieve12]

I'm seeing a Homer and Pinchy moment in wubsy's future!

[HH3]

I think it's the owners of cats that piss me off more than cats, letting them roam around at all hours of the day and night

My two are strictly inside cats. One goes out the back with us when we're home. The fat one has no interest on tackling the elements.

So they shit in a box and you clean it out?

Yeah, would you rather they shit in the yard, or someone elses yard?

They shit, they bury it, I hear them trying to bury it through the f**kin floor, because they're cleaner than most humans I know, and I tip it into a bag and straight out to the bin.

Where's your dog shit?

[Booney]

I think it's the owners of cats that piss me off more than cats, letting them roam around at all hours of the day and night

My two are strictly inside cats. One goes out the back with us when we're home. The fat one has no interest on tackling the elements.

So they shit in a box and you clean it out?

Yeah, would you rather they shit in the yard, or someone elses yard?

They shit, they bury it, I hear them trying to bury it through the f**kin floor, because they're cleaner than most humans I know, and I tip it into a bag and straight out to the bin.

Where's your dog shit?

On my back lawn, which coincidentally isn't inside my house.

Oh, and she never shits in someone else's yard, such is the benefit of her not being a cat.

[HH3]

On my back lawn, which coincidentally isn't inside my house.

Oh, and she never shits in someone else's yard, such is the benefit of her not being a cat.

Well if you've been paying attention, my cats dont leave my yard.

Where do you shit? Inside your house?

[Footy Chick]

My wife said she wanted ducks, I said we didn’t need them... We compromised and we are getting ducks.

You really told her ay!

I was stern

I wonder who wears the pants in your household?

She threathened to tazer you didn't she WUB

If your wife was a cop Boon, I doubt you'd be arguing too much either

My cat has a litter box in the laundry - she never uses it, she goes in the escape proof back yard, it's very good fertiliser.

(she's also almost 15 and has no interest in trying in exploring anywhere, even if she could)

[Brodlach]

He does then digs dirt over it in the laundry

[woodublieve12]

I’ve seen photos of your cats FC, it’s not that they don’t want to explore it’s because they are big boned and can’t jump the fence

[woodublieve12]

She is very persuasive FC.

[MW]

don't get the hate for cats. I have a dog and cat. Cat is extremely low maintenance, comes and goes as he pleases. Does all his business in the yard, and buries it. The dog (Dalmatian) shits all over the lawn more than any other dog on record.

[woodublieve12]

don't get the hate for cats. I have a dog and cat. Cat is extremely low maintenance, comes and goes has he pleases. The dog (Dalmatian) shits more than any other living thing on record.

I like cats too, I’ve had two and they were awesome pets. I find them amusing with how little f**** they give...
I prefer dogs and my dog is the single greatest dog I have ever had. Legend.

[Brodlach]

Dog - Go and get the ball, runs off and gets it and will keep doing it happily

Cat -Go and get the ball, cat looks at you like go and get it yourself you lazy f*^%<er

Ducks-too stupid to do anything

[MW]

don't get the hate for cats. I have a dog and cat. Cat is extremely low maintenance, comes and goes has he pleases. The dog (Dalmatian) shits more than any other living thing on record.

I like cats too, I’ve had two and they were awesome pets. I find them amusing with how little f**** they give...
I prefer dogs and my dog is the single greatest dog I have ever had. Legend.

Yeah I tend to agree

[woodublieve12]

Dog - Go and get the ball, runs off and gets it and will keep doing it happily

Cat -Go and get the ball, cat looks at you like go and get it yourself you lazy f*^%<er

Ducks-too stupid to do anything

Duck you

[Pseudo]

[MW]

Missus and I taking kids to separate sports on Friday nights. Duck that for a joke.
If I'm lucky enough to get the Netball game I don't get home until 10.30pm