Diary of some pregnant blokes

[wristwatcher]

I hear you were JD's birthing partner tonight, hope you left him in one piece, we need him for the finals pal.

Yeah pretty funny stuff. When the baby was born I said "honey it's Asian " and turned to the Asian guy named Charlie who hasn't spoken in 5 hours of classes and yelled "Charlie what have you done!!!". It was Josh that asked the question "can you eat the placenta"

To be honest tonight's class was pretty slow and painful but it was good hearing about how you lads are going and the mock birth at the end was very funny as his husband. Spent an hour on pain medicines and it could have been knocked off in 5-10 mins.

[Q.]

Would be great if you got to sample said pain medicines.

[wristwatcher]

Would be great if you got to sample said pain medicines.

Unlimited Gas for both husband and wife is one small silver lining.

[wristwatcher]

Last parenting class tonight and we watch a woman breast feed...I hope she's hot

[Failed Creation]

Last parenting class tonight and we watch a woman breast feed...I hope she's hot

Tits are tits... for the most part.

[RustyCage]

Last parenting class tonight and we watch a woman breast feed...I hope she's hot

The verdict?

[wristwatcher]

Last parenting class tonight and we watch a woman breast feed...I hope she's hot

The verdict?

Nah we didn't see the breast feeding, we watched a new born being bathed. The breast feeding is a whole another class that I am not required to attend. My duty is done, time to pop out this kid.

Last night we the husbands were forced to hold a baby for the entire 2 hours and I delved into my comical bag of tricks and borrowed from the funniest snap chat I have seen this year. Fellow poster Milky Bar Kid sent me a snap chat of the hangover inspired "not at the table Carlos". It got mixed reactions at best but personally I enjoyed it.

[the milky bar kid]

Last parenting class tonight and we watch a woman breast feed...I hope she's hot

The verdict?

Nah we didn't see the breast feeding, we watched a new born being bathed. The breast feeding is a whole another class that I am not required to attend. My duty is done, time to pop out this kid.

Last night we the husbands were forced to hold a baby for the entire 2 hours and I delved into my comical bag of tricks and borrowed from the funniest snap chat I have seen this year. Fellow poster Milky Bar Kid sent me a snap chat of the hangover inspired "not at the table Carlos". It got mixed reactions at best but personally I enjoyed it.

Believe me, it was a selectively sent snap, trying to avoid mixed reactions! Mrs MBK, definitely wasn't privy to that snap.

[wristwatcher]

Last parenting class tonight and we watch a woman breast feed...I hope she's hot

The verdict?

Nah we didn't see the breast feeding, we watched a new born being bathed. The breast feeding is a whole another class that I am not required to attend. My duty is done, time to pop out this kid.

Last night we the husbands were forced to hold a baby for the entire 2 hours and I delved into my comical bag of tricks and borrowed from the funniest snap chat I have seen this year. Fellow poster Milky Bar Kid sent me a snap chat of the hangover inspired "not at the table Carlos". It got mixed reactions at best but personally I enjoyed it.

Believe me, it was a selectively sent snap, trying to avoid mixed reactions! Mrs MBK, definitely wasn't privy to that snap.

You could send that once a week and it would still get a laugh from me Maybe though some sunglasses on Ellie next time.

[Footy Chick]

Congratulations!

Girls now have a clear lead:

Boys: 3

Girls: 5

You lot need to start eating more broccoli

I hadn't updated this in a while, and we didn't add MBK's kiddie to the tally, so it now becomes:

Boys: 4 (Benny)
Girls: 7 (MBK and Wristy)

(this may be updated if I've forgotten anyone in the interim)

You lot are rabbits.

[bennymacca]

Gus already a pretty decent wingman when I'm sitting in the foyer with him.

[Spargo]

Gus already a pretty decent wingman when I'm sitting in the foyer with him.

I bet he doesn't dribble as much as the old man.....

[the milky bar kid]

Congratulations!

Girls now have a clear lead:

Boys: 3

Girls: 5

You lot need to start eating more broccoli

I hadn't updated this in a while, and we didn't add MBK's kiddie to the tally, so it now becomes:

Boys: 4 (Benny)
Girls: 7 (MBK and Wristy)

(this may be updated if I've forgotten anyone in the interim)

You lot are rabbits.

They say athletes have girls

[Lightning McQueen]

Last parenting class tonight and we watch a woman breast feed...I hope she's hot

They always whack a kid in the way anyway.

[Booney]

*BUMP*

Oh ye who may recall what a solid nights sleep may be, any updates on the sprogs to give us?

How's the little tackers and tikes traveling?

[the milky bar kid]

*BUMP*

Oh ye who may recall what a solid nights sleep may be, any updates on the sprogs to give us?

How's the little tackers and tikes traveling?

Going sweets as, been 8 months already & she's be crawling for the last two months. The interaction now is great (for us, not so much the dogs)

Sleeping, well she's got that down pat. Goes to bed between 7-8 & sleeps thru to about 6-7, occasionally having to go find her dummy for her.

[valleys07]

*BUMP*

Oh ye who may recall what a solid nights sleep may be, any updates on the sprogs to give us?

How's the little tackers and tikes traveling?

Jnr Valleys is on the cusp of 20 months now, and is a little ripper. Aside from the dreaded teeth or a child care bug- is a great sleeper, and he is now a really energetic and inquisitive character.

He has a 20-25 word vocabulary (in before standard PAFC sledge) that seems to be growing by the day as he is a parrot for everything Mrs Valleys and myself are saying (have to bite the tongue!), and much like MBK- has caused the family canine to hide at the slightest sound of his approach

Watching him grow over the past 6 months has been incredible, but he is now beginning to crack tantrums when things don't go his way, bring on the terrible 2's

[tipper]

*BUMP*

Oh ye who may recall what a solid nights sleep may be, any updates on the sprogs to give us?

How's the little tackers and tikes traveling?

Jnr Valleys is on the cusp of 20 months now, and is a little ripper. Aside from the dreaded teeth or a child care bug- is a great sleeper, and he is now a really energetic and inquisitive character.

He has a 20-25 word vocabulary (in before standard PAFC sledge) that seems to be growing by the day as he is a parrot for everything Mrs Valleys and myself are saying (have to bite the tongue!), and much like MBK- has caused the family canine to hide at the slightest sound of his approach

Watching him grow over the past 6 months has been incredible, but he is now beginning to crack tantrums when things don't go his way, bring on the terrible 2's

pfft. two is nothing. wait till they become a "Threenager"....

[Psyber]

Traditionally experts used to say the "Oppositional Phase " of childhood development lasts from 2 till 6, but in reality there seems to be a lot of variation.
Some seem to get stuck there...

[Booney]

*Bump*

Anyone currently baking up a little human?

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