Diary of some pregnant blokes

[woodublieve12]

My youngest, who is 3 in August. Was put into a big bed in the last month (yeah I know it's late but we have had a sh*t load on). Anyways, when she was in a cot she would chat to herself and amuse herself most times or you could give her a drink and she would go back to sleep if she wakes up early! But now (with the exception of maybe a couple of mornings) she now feels the need to come down to us and proceed not to shut up from 530am onwards!!!! Love her to bits but her constant jabbering is quite frustrating. She hasn't mastered the art of talking yet either so a lot of it is jibberish.

[woodublieve12]

How many kids do people have?

I have two girls aged 4 and 2. And would like a 3rd.

[Spargo]

I've got two girls also. Oldest is nearly seven and the little one is four & a half - trust me, they don't ever stop talking.

[Booney]

Boy turns 21 in July, daughter 17 in October.

[woodublieve12]

I've got two girls also. Oldest is nearly seven and the little one is four & a half - trust me, they don't ever stop talking.

I think the reason my youngest has taken so long to talk is because the oldest wouldn't let her get a word in....

[Brodlach]

Two boys one 15 and the other turns 14 tomorrow

[Brodlach]

I've got two girls also. Oldest is nearly seven and the little one is four & a half - trust me, they don't ever stop talking.

No wonder you're always grouchy

I always said that if my first born wasn't a boy it was going back to the factory

[am Bays]

1 x 14 year old boy - who is currently freezing his nuts off on a school camp in the Flinders Ranges

1 x 12 yo daughter.

For those with young girls they shut up when they hit puberty. Eye rolls , "fine" and "sure", will be the limits of conversation soon lads!

[woodublieve12]

1 x 14 year old boy - who is currently freezing his nuts off on a school camp in the Flinders Ranges

1 x 12 yo daughter.

For those with young girls they shut up when they hit puberty. Eye rolls , "fine" and "sure", will be the limits of conversation soon lads!

Majority of the time I love having convo's with my girls, just not before the sun comes up or when I am trying to have a convo with a grown up....

[woodublieve12]

1 x 14 year old boy - who is currently freezing his nuts off on a school camp in the Flinders Ranges

1 x 12 yo daughter.

For those with young girls they shut up when they hit puberty. Eye rolls , "fine" and "sure", will be the limits of conversation soon lads!

Majority of the time I love having convo's with my girls, just not before the sun comes up or when I am trying to have a convo with a grown up....

Gee I can't wait for puberty

[Booney]

1 x 14 year old boy - who is currently freezing his nuts off on a school camp in the Flinders Ranges

1 x 12 yo daughter.

For those with young girls they shut up when they hit puberty. Eye rolls , "fine" and "sure", will be the limits of conversation soon lads!

14, he's not got nuts to be worried about.

[Dutchy]

2 boys 10 and 14

teenage/highschool/girls years are interesting but enjoyable.

Biggest positive about having the kids at this age is leaving them at home by themselves, so much more you can do when they become more independent.

[The Bedge]

For those with young girls they shut up when they hit puberty. Eye rolls , "fine" and "sure", will be the limits of conversation soon lads!

Sounds like the conversations I have with my 2x 6yo girls

[JK]

Gee I can't wait for puberty

So many lines, so little time ...

[Booney]

Obviously a little ahead of most of you blokes.

Something that you'll experience, I'm sure, ones offspring attempting to open a front door at 5am after a night in town with the lads. Was going well, for him, until he dropped a pocket full of coins on the timber floor in the hallway. Woke me, I got up, listened to something or other about the "$5 black jack table....blah blah....yiros....blah blah....good night blah blah".

He had enjoyed himself and I was $6.30 in front after picking up my coins. Hey, it's my floor.

[heater31]

Obviously a little ahead of most of you blokes.

Something that you'll experience, I'm sure, ones offspring attempting to open a front door at 5am after a night in town with the lads. Was going well, for him, until he dropped a pocket full of coins on the timber floor in the hallway. Woke me, I got up, listened to something or other about the "$5 black jack table....blah blah....yiros....blah blah....good night blah blah".

He had enjoyed himself and I was $6.30 in front after picking up my coins. Hey, it's my floor.

What about vacuuming the lounge room floor? Is that yours too

[woodublieve12]

For those with young girls they shut up when they hit puberty. Eye rolls , "fine" and "sure", will be the limits of conversation soon lads!

Sounds like the conversations I have with my 2x 6yo girls

My four year old gave her mum that gesture when she was getting told off!!! Sorta glad I wasn't home for that....

[Booney]

Obviously a little ahead of most of you blokes.

Something that you'll experience, I'm sure, ones offspring attempting to open a front door at 5am after a night in town with the lads. Was going well, for him, until he dropped a pocket full of coins on the timber floor in the hallway. Woke me, I got up, listened to something or other about the "$5 black jack table....blah blah....yiros....blah blah....good night blah blah".

He had enjoyed himself and I was $6.30 in front after picking up my coins. Hey, it's my floor.

What about vacuuming the lounge room floor? Is that yours too

It is, but it wasn't my spew.

[Footy Chick]

How many kids do people have?

I have two girls aged 4 and 2. And would like a 3rd.

You better start eating your broccoli now if you want some gender equality in your household

[woodublieve12]

How many kids do people have?

I have two girls aged 4 and 2. And would like a 3rd.

You better start eating your broccoli now if you want some gender equality in your household

I am evidence that the broccoli theory doesn't work.

We never find out the sex of the baby and for our next one there is no point, because I am 99.9999999999% sure we will have another girl...