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I'm goin' to empty. I'll end up a suit of a man. They'll find me hangin' on the back of the door. :lol:
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Booney wrote:I'm goin' to empty. I'll end up a suit of a man. They'll find me hangin' on the back of the door. :lol:
Have you ever emptied an old radiator, that's the consistency we're looking at here. I got about 5 seconds between when I think I'm going to shit myself and when I will :lol:
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The protection that “ex NRL player” is still receiving from the media even today.

Headlines like “Mother dies in hospital after car fire kills three children and father”

How hard is it for certain parts of the media to say the prick murdered his wife and family?
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RustyCage wrote:The protection that “ex NRL player” is still receiving from the media even today.

Headlines like “Mother dies in hospital after car fire kills three children and father”

How hard is it for certain parts of the media to say the prick murdered his wife and family?
He's not even an ex NRL player. Never played a first grade match only trial games. Ex Professional Rugby League player is more appropriate
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Sadly by putting ex-NRL player they get more clicks and the reported gets a nice pat on the back for driving traffic to their site.

This is the best take on it Ive seen -
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It shits me when I'm talking to someone, and they mention they played AFL in the past.

So I'll ask them "which club?"

They replay with something like "Beaufort".

Last time I checked, Beaufort never had an AFL side.
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Failed Creation wrote:It shits me when I'm talking to someone, and they mention they played AFL in the past.

So I'll ask them "which club?"

They replay with something like "Beaufort".

Last time I checked, Beaufort never had an AFL side.
Evidence right there of how the former VFL has successfully re-badged the game of Australian Rules Football into something called the 'AFL,' which itself is a re-badging of a formerly almost insolvent Australian Rules Football competition run out of Melbourne. Gives me the shits too.
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Failed Creation wrote:It shits me when I'm talking to someone, and they mention they played AFL in the past.

So I'll ask them "which club?"

They replay with something like "Beaufort".

Last time I checked, Beaufort never had an AFL side.
Similarly I was driving around last week and I saw a sign saying “Come and try NRL” I thought Adelaide must have started a new side or something :)
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Hmm this might sound weird, but it's been annoying me for a long time.. I love that people get supportive and help out those in need - whether it be bushfires or bullying etc. 100% think it's awesome.. BUT.. I constantly feel like there is this need for people to make it real public that they're helping - like a real "look at me i'm doing good stuff" kind of thing?

Reminds me sort of when people used to always check themselves in the gym - you haven't been to the gym unless you've checked in on social media, let everyone know you're doing good and soak up those positive vibes. :roll:

Why cant people just do good deeds without seeking worldwide pats on the back for it?
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The Bedge wrote:Hmm this might sound weird, but it's been annoying me for a long time.. I love that people get supportive and help out those in need - whether it be bushfires or bullying etc. 100% think it's awesome.. BUT.. I constantly feel like there is this need for people to make it real public that they're helping - like a real "look at me i'm doing good stuff" kind of thing?

Reminds me sort of when people used to always check themselves in the gym - you haven't been to the gym unless you've checked in on social media, let everyone know you're doing good and soak up those positive vibes. :roll:

Why cant people just do good deeds without seeking worldwide pats on the back for it?
Absolutely. You can do good deeds and remain humble.
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Jim05 wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:It shits me when I'm talking to someone, and they mention they played AFL in the past.

So I'll ask them "which club?"

They replay with something like "Beaufort".

Last time I checked, Beaufort never had an AFL side.
Similarly I was driving around last week and I saw a sign saying “Come and try NRL” I thought Adelaide must have started a new side or something :)
Pretty sure we've had this convo before, I'm heading out with some mates to play NBA this afternoon.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:I'm heading out with some mates to play NBA this afternoon.
I often enjoy a casual hit of French Open with a couple of friends on Saturdays. Also a fan of polishing off the one wood* and hitting the links for a quick round of US Masters.
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Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I'm heading out with some mates to play NBA this afternoon.
I often enjoy a casual hit of French Open with a couple of friends on Saturdays. Also a fan of polishing off the one wood* and hitting the links for a quick round of US Masters.
I'll be enjoying some blue crabs on Sunday afternoon that we have caught whilst we're doing some America's Cup off of North Haven.
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The Bedge wrote:Hmm this might sound weird, but it's been annoying me for a long time.. I love that people get supportive and help out those in need - whether it be bushfires or bullying etc. 100% think it's awesome.. BUT.. I constantly feel like there is this need for people to make it real public that they're helping - like a real "look at me i'm doing good stuff" kind of thing?

Reminds me sort of when people used to always check themselves in the gym - you haven't been to the gym unless you've checked in on social media, let everyone know you're doing good and soak up those positive vibes. :roll:

Why cant people just do good deeds without seeking worldwide pats on the back for it?
You've hit the nail on the head.
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Booney wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I'm heading out with some mates to play NBA this afternoon.
I often enjoy a casual hit of French Open with a couple of friends on Saturdays. Also a fan of polishing off the one wood* and hitting the links for a quick round of US Masters.
I'll be enjoying some blue crabs on Sunday afternoon that we have caught whilst we're doing some America's Cup off of North Haven.
Sounds great.

I'm thinking of lining up as goalkeeper for my local Bundesliga club this winter (some people have the gall to call it 'soccer', I mean, WTF? :roll:).
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Booney wrote:
I'll be enjoying some blue crabs on Sunday afternoon that we have caught whilst we're doing some America's Cup off of North Haven.
I'm getting the wife some flowers on my way home later, hopefully we can have some pornography.
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Magellan wrote:
Booney wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I'm heading out with some mates to play NBA this afternoon.
I often enjoy a casual hit of French Open with a couple of friends on Saturdays. Also a fan of polishing off the one wood* and hitting the links for a quick round of US Masters.
I'll be enjoying some blue crabs on Sunday afternoon that we have caught whilst we're doing some America's Cup off of North Haven.
Sounds great.

I'm thinking of lining up as goalkeeper for my local Bundesliga club this winter (some people have the gall to call it 'soccer', I mean, WTF? :roll:).
Not for me, although I might go to the park with my mates and play some South Australian National Football League Incorporated Independent Grocery Alliance League.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
Jim05 wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:It shits me when I'm talking to someone, and they mention they played AFL in the past.

So I'll ask them "which club?"

They replay with something like "Beaufort".

Last time I checked, Beaufort never had an AFL side.
Similarly I was driving around last week and I saw a sign saying “Come and try NRL” I thought Adelaide must have started a new side or something :)
Pretty sure we've had this convo before, I'm heading out with some mates to play NBA this afternoon.
So it's not just my wife that says I repeat myself? :lol:
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