Things that give you the sh1ts

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Mon Oct 11, 2021 5:50 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Another screw in my tyre

4 this year

ffs
Who have you pissed off?

Plenty of people must have followed his tips

The Ash Man · Post by **The Ash Man** » Tue Oct 12, 2021 4:26 pm

Armchair expert wrote:Another screw in my tyre

4 this year

ffs

I’ve had 3 in 6 weeks.

Admittedly I do spend a lot of time on or around construction sites but never had a run like this

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Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:52 am

My liver officially hates me today.

I went out with the best intentions although I did want to book the day off but sort of couldn't.

It's going to be a very loooooooooooooong day!! I'm thinking of doing the George Costanza.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Fri Oct 15, 2021 10:07 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:My liver officially hates me today.

I went out with the best intentions although I did want to book the day off but sort of couldn't.

It's going to be a very loooooooooooooong day!! I'm thinking of doing the George Costanza.

I got home at 1am, dinner with drinks, casino, several bad decisions after 11pm.....

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Fri Oct 15, 2021 10:14 am

Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:My liver officially hates me today.

I went out with the best intentions although I did want to book the day off but sort of couldn't.

It's going to be a very loooooooooooooong day!! I'm thinking of doing the George Costanza.
I got home at 1am, dinner with drinks, casino, several bad decisions after 11pm.....

My uber receipt suggests I wasn't too far behind you!!!

Everyone is leaving me alone today fortunately.

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Fri Oct 15, 2021 10:38 am

When are you piss heads going to realise you don’t have to drink to have a good time…

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Fri Oct 15, 2021 10:40 am

Spargo wrote:When are you piss heads going to realise you don’t have to drink to have a good time…

Jesus Madge, that's a bit rich.

No good story commenced with "I was out having a cup of tea with the boys!"

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Fri Oct 15, 2021 10:40 am

Spargo wrote:When are you piss heads going to realise you don’t have to drink to have a good time…

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Fri Oct 15, 2021 10:41 am

I just asked one of the girls if they could type quieter.

tipper · Post by **tipper** » Fri Oct 15, 2021 10:43 am

You dont need running shoes to run a marathon either but it ******* helps

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Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Fri Oct 15, 2021 10:47 am

tipper wrote:You dont need running shoes to run a marathon either but it ******* helps

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I met a dude last night that reminded me of you, he was a stayer and as funny as f***!

During an intense speech he went to have a sip of his wine and the bottom of the glass clipped his plate and he dropped the glass on to the plate and knocked his beer glass over at the same time, his missus wanted to kill him. When the speech stopped and everyone was applauding I said "Hey Adam, it's all good, I don't think anyone even noticed"

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Fri Oct 15, 2021 11:17 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:I just asked one of the girls if they could type quieter.

I've asked two blokes if they wanted a can of shut the f*ck up.

tipper · Post by **tipper** » Fri Oct 15, 2021 11:31 am

Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I just asked one of the girls if they could type quieter.
I've asked two blokes if they wanted a can of shut the f*ck up.

you two should be glad you dont work with me then.

the number of times a week i get asked by non-hungoer people to use my inside voice... bitch, this is my inside voice. i can get louder from here if you like

Post by **RustyCage** » Fri Oct 15, 2021 11:40 am

As someone who can’t drink anymore, I know I don’t need it to have a good time, but I do miss it a lot!

Jimmy_041 · Post by **Jimmy_041** » Fri Oct 15, 2021 11:43 am

Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:My liver officially hates me today.

I went out with the best intentions although I did want to book the day off but sort of couldn't.

It's going to be a very loooooooooooooong day!! I'm thinking of doing the George Costanza.
I got home at 1am, dinner with drinks, casino, several bad decisions after 11pm.....

Nothing good happens after midnight

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Fri Oct 15, 2021 11:50 am

tipper wrote:
Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I just asked one of the girls if they could type quieter.
I've asked two blokes if they wanted a can of shut the f*ck up.
you two should be glad you dont work with me then.

the number of times a week i get asked by non-hungoer people to use my inside voice... bitch, this is my inside voice. i can get louder from here if you like

Mate, I hear you from work as it is, are you the loudest person you know?

Jimmy_041 · Post by **Jimmy_041** » Fri Oct 15, 2021 11:52 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:My liver officially hates me today.

I went out with the best intentions although I did want to book the day off but sort of couldn't.

It's going to be a very loooooooooooooong day!! I'm thinking of doing the George Costanza.

At least it’s a good quality hangover

tipper · Post by **tipper** » Fri Oct 15, 2021 11:53 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
tipper wrote:
Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I just asked one of the girls if they could type quieter.
I've asked two blokes if they wanted a can of shut the f*ck up.
you two should be glad you dont work with me then.

the number of times a week i get asked by non-hungoer people to use my inside voice... bitch, this is my inside voice. i can get louder from here if you like
Mate, I hear you from work as it is, are you the loudest person you know?

pretty much. but to be fair, i do get louder when i have a few beers, and you have only ever seen me when ive had a few beers, lol

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Fri Oct 15, 2021 11:57 am

tipper wrote: pretty much. but to be fair, i do get louder when i have a few beers, and you have only ever seen me when ive had a few beers, lol

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Fri Oct 15, 2021 11:58 am

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:My liver officially hates me today.

I went out with the best intentions although I did want to book the day off but sort of couldn't.

It's going to be a very loooooooooooooong day!! I'm thinking of doing the George Costanza.
At least it’s a good quality hangover

Yeah, it's not every day I get to chug down $800 bottles of Grange!!

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