Married at first sight

[Booney]

You seen Ricky Gervais "Humanity" on Netflix?

If you have, the scene where he talks about the notice board in the town square with the guitar lessons, that's you.

You’re worried about PC and being called gay but you watch that knob?
He wouldn’t know what PC was!

You > this thread :

That’s like going into a town square, seeing a big noticeboard saying “Guitar lessons”, and you go, “But I don’t ******* want guitar lessons!” What’s this? There’s a number here. Right, call that.

Are you giving guitar lessons? I don’t ******* want any! Fine! It’s not for you, then. Just walk away. Don’t worry about it.

[amber_fluid]

You’ve just described this forum on a daily basis!
It’d be boring if everyone was the same.

[Booney]

You’ve just described this forum on a daily basis!
It’d be boring if everyone was the same.

Sort of, but then again I don't go into the forums I'm not interested in to call people gay, so.....

[amber_fluid]

You’ve just described this forum on a daily basis!
It’d be boring if everyone was the same.

Sort of, but then again I don't go into the forums I'm not interested in to call people gay, so.....

I’ve seen you in the Crows forum................

[HH3]

You know how I know you're gay?

Your d**k tastes like s**t.

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[RustyCage]

Sam, you poor bastard....

[RustyCage]

Sam, you poor bastard....

Ok yeah, saying she is fat and needs to get out of bed early for a run, they can have each other

[Booney]

Sam, you poor bastard....

I bet Mike is happy Sam has come along, there's at least some competition for being the biggest wanker on the show this year.

[Lightning McQueen]

Sam, you poor bastard....

I bet Mike is happy Sam has come along, there's at least some competition for being the biggest wanker on the show this year.

The worst thing is that I bet he still banged her for the hell of it.

I would've ended it half way through the dinner, she is a nutter, even worse, she doesn't even drink to be that out there.

FWIW, I thought she was pretty without her make up, she scares me with it on, she looks far better with dark hair too, check her insta account.

I'm pretty sure Sam has done a runner already.


I like Virgil, thought he was a bit simple to begin with but I reckon he's good value.

[Booney]

Sam, you poor bastard....

I bet Mike is happy Sam has come along, there's at least some competition for being the biggest wanker on the show this year.

The worst thing is that I bet he still banged her for the hell of it.

I would've ended it half way through the dinner, she is a nutter, even worse, she doesn't even drink to be that out there.

FWIW, I thought she was pretty without her make up, she scares me with it on, she looks far better with dark hair too, check her insta account.

I'm pretty sure Sam has done a runner already.

I like Virgil, thought he was a bit simple to begin with but I reckon he's good value.

Virgil, lol, I hope they stick with him until he gets one done, even if it's after the show finishes.

[Lightning McQueen]

Virgil, lol, I hope they stick with him until he gets one done, even if it's after the show finishes.

I'm sure we'll work it out when they cross to him and he's sucking on a can of Jacks smoking a durry.

[Lightning McQueen]

Virgil, lol, I hope they stick with him until he gets one done, even if it's after the show finishes.

I'm sure we'll work it out when they cross to him and he's sucking on a can of Jacks smoking a durry.

He'd have wanking down to a fine art.

[Booney]

Virgil, lol, I hope they stick with him until he gets one done, even if it's after the show finishes.

I'm sure we'll work it out when they cross to him and he's sucking on a can of Jacks smoking a durry.

He'd have wanking down to a fine art.

He's not in a club of one.

[MW]

Virgil, lol, I hope they stick with him until he gets one done, even if it's after the show finishes.

I'm sure we'll work it out when they cross to him and he's sucking on a can of Jacks smoking a durry.

He'd have wanking down to a fine art.

He's not in a club of one.

Yet ironically he is

[Booney]

Yet ironically he is

[Lightning McQueen]

Has anyone seen on Facebook the voiceover thing about Ning being a ladyboy?

It is hilarious.

[Brodlach]

HTF was Martha single. That bikini shot

[Booney]

HTF was Martha single. That bikini shot

You reckon he's going to be ok with things when he meets all the other psychos?

Ines, thinks the big stripper bloke is an immoral piece of shit, finds out he's lost his Mum and two brothers and falls for him. She cray cray.

[Lightning McQueen]

HTF was Martha single. That bikini shot

I think the hotness vs crazy sliding scale may come into play there, I think she'd be extremely hard work down the track, I think Nat Fyfe's brother may have let a bit of DNA out when he seen her approaching the pool, hot diggity.

[Lightning McQueen]

HTF was Martha single. That bikini shot

You reckon he's going to be ok with things when he meets all the other psychos?

Ines, thinks the big stripper bloke is an immoral piece of shit, finds out he's lost his Mum and two brothers and falls for him. She cray cray.

How funny is it that they paired the two big blokes with freaks? Ines is level 1 crazy, this dude will end up with his dick glued to his thigh if he hangs about.

The radio this morning was saying Sam bailed because Liz has a big diff, I think the mouth is bigger and more of a problem.

How sad is it that Australia is waiting on the edge of it's seat waiting to see if Virgil gets to take the ferret for a walk?