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"The Weapon."

Whoever christened Dean Robinson that had to be taking the pi$$.

Shocking nickname...
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The Crows playing at Salisbury North.
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Magpiespower wrote:"The Weapon."

Whoever christened Dean Robinson that had to be taking the pi$$.

Shocking nickname...


He sounds like the kind of bloke that would give himself that nickname...
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Nah, he would've called himself Big Show if he did. ;)
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Failed Creation wrote: He sounds like the kind of bloke that would give himself that nickname...


Haha! And speaks about himself in the third person...
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Dogwatcher wrote:Nah, he would've called himself Big Show if he did. ;)


I wonder if he's related to Glenn Maxwell?
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If Facebook existed during WWII:

http://damnxd.org/view.php?fid=1020
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Magpiespower wrote:
Failed Creation wrote: He sounds like the kind of bloke that would give himself that nickname...


Haha! And speaks about himself in the third person...



I did hear that he did give himself the nickname.
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Footy Chick wrote:If Facebook existed during WWII:

[url]http://damnxd.org/view.php?fid=1020[/url]

Brilliant...
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Jase wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:If Facebook existed during WWII:

[url]http://damnxd.org/view.php?fid=1020[/url]

Brilliant...

It's about 2 years old.
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The Sleeping Giant wrote:
Jase wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:If Facebook existed during WWII:

[url]http://damnxd.org/view.php?fid=1020[/url]

Brilliant...

It's about 2 years old.



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Well there is after the 5th time.
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well after much opposition to this issue, the burnside village shopping centre owners have conceded that the tree inside the shopping centre is now dead, and will be removed. ... :lol:
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Bully wrote:well after much opposition to this issue, the burnside village shopping centre owners have conceded that the tree inside the shopping centre is now dead, and will be removed. ... :lol:


You left out the bit that makes you laugh: they're going to turn the wood into furniture/sculpture/shit and situate these objets d'art in the mall of the shopping centre :lol:

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Well a very much poorer arseclown now ...

Oh, and doesn't this suck?

I can't even get my missus to do this, let alone an ex ...

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/sout ... 6690475090

A WOMAN accused of unlawfully performing oral sex on her ex-husband, has no case to answer, the Adelaide Magistrates Court has heard.

The woman, 49, is charged with engaging in sexual intercourse without consent in August 2011 at an address on the Eyre Peninsula.

The complainant said he was awoken by his ex-wife performing fellatio on him.

She appeared in the court on Friday when her lawyer said she had no case to answer, noting it involved the woman’s word against the complainant's.

The case was adjourned until September 6.
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Pseudo wrote:
Bully wrote:well after much opposition to this issue, the burnside village shopping centre owners have conceded that the tree inside the shopping centre is now dead, and will be removed. ... :lol:


You left out the bit that makes you laugh: they're going to turn the wood into furniture/sculpture/shit and situate these objets d'art in the mall of the shopping centre :lol:

A footnote: I was once professionally acquainted with one of the members of the family which owns and runs Burnside village. A bigger arseclown you would never meet.


Not surprised. Poor old Baahrnside.

The thing that's funny is not the dead tree, but the architecturally-designed gaping hole that now exists. The feng-shui will be all skew-whiff :lol:
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A permanent monument to stupidity ... just like the migrant monument on the Glynde corner.
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dedja wrote:Well a very much poorer arseclown now ...

Oh, and doesn't this suck?
I can't even get my missus to do this, let alone an ex ...


http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/sout ... 6690475090

A WOMAN accused of unlawfully performing oral sex on her ex-husband, has no case to answer, the Adelaide Magistrates Court has heard.

The woman, 49, is charged with engaging in sexual intercourse without consent in August 2011 at an address on the Eyre Peninsula.

The complainant said he was awoken by his ex-wife performing fellatio on him.

She appeared in the court on Friday when her lawyer said she had no case to answer, noting it involved the woman’s word against the complainant's.

The case was adjourned until September 6.
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dedja wrote:Well a very much poorer arseclown now ...

Oh, and doesn't this suck?

I can't even get my missus to do this, let alone an ex ...

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/sout ... 6690475090

A WOMAN accused of unlawfully performing oral sex on her ex-husband, has no case to answer, the Adelaide Magistrates Court has heard.

The woman, 49, is charged with engaging in sexual intercourse without consent in August 2011 at an address on the Eyre Peninsula.

The complainant said he was awoken by his ex-wife performing fellatio on him.

She appeared in the court on Friday when her lawyer said she had no case to answer, noting it involved the woman’s word against the complainant's.

The case was adjourned until September 6.


He wasn't happy so he gave her a mouthful.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
dedja wrote:Well a very much poorer arseclown now ...

Oh, and doesn't this suck?

I can't even get my missus to do this, let alone an ex ...

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/sout ... 6690475090

A WOMAN accused of unlawfully performing oral sex on her ex-husband, has no case to answer, the Adelaide Magistrates Court has heard.

The woman, 49, is charged with engaging in sexual intercourse without consent in August 2011 at an address on the Eyre Peninsula.

The complainant said he was awoken by his ex-wife performing fellatio on him.

She appeared in the court on Friday when her lawyer said she had no case to answer, noting it involved the woman’s word against the complainant's.

The case was adjourned until September 6.


He wasn't happy so he gave her a mouthful.


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