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heater31 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
Bully wrote:The fights and robberies at the Krispy Kreme store lol

People lined up at 3am



Even funnier is the fact that the Charles Sturt Council have issued $21,000 in parking fines around KK since it opened 7 days ago.

Well they'll be laughing anyway ;)


Drove past it today still a line up of cars out onto the road :shock:

Feck me what is the attraction to these average tasting doughnuts :?


Average is the key word there.

**** me, the place has been open 8 days, and idiots are still lining up for the shit.

PEOPLE, THE STORE ISN'T ******* GOING ANYWHERE!!!!

*Sorry about that, I get worked up*

I told my wife never to expect me to take her there.
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wowee, it sounds like we need a Krispy Kremes Anger Issue counselling service!! lol
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:wowee, it sounds like we need a Krispy Kremes Anger Issue counselling service!! lol


True, and a counselling service for those that think Krappy Kreme is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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heater31 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
Bully wrote:The fights and robberies at the Krispy Kreme store lol

People lined up at 3am



Even funnier is the fact that the Charles Sturt Council have issued $21,000 in parking fines around KK since it opened 7 days ago.

Well they'll be laughing anyway ;)


Drove past it today still a line up of cars out onto the road :shock:

Feck me what is the attraction to these average tasting doughnuts :?


they are not average tasting to me. The 7eleven servos have them in all of their servos here in Brisbane. They are very yummy.
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Commonwealth Games.

FFS, Glasgow, this is how you do an opening ceremony...

With a giant mechanical, paper-mache, winking kangaroo!

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^ what he said. Matilda FTW.
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Failed Creation wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:wowee, it sounds like we need a Krispy Kremes Anger Issue counselling service!! lol


True, and a counselling service for those that think Krappy Kreme is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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fisho mcspaz wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:wowee, it sounds like we need a Krispy Kremes Anger Issue counselling service!! lol


True, and a counselling service for those that think Krappy Kreme is the greatest thing since sliced bread.


Spot on, Fisho.
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Centre link have realeased excuses for people on the dole not wanting to find work I heard this morning and not arriving at interviews

Ranging from " the job doesn't pay enough" to " I couldn't be stuffed getting out of bed " to " it's more than 20 minutes on a bus ride from home "


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The sooner we implement similar unemployment rules as they have in some European countries the better.
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On several occasions people eating KK products have offered me one free.
All I see if is a pile of sugar, fat, and artificial colourings, and I always politely decline.
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Psyber wrote:On several occasions people eating KK products have offered me one free.
All I see if is a pile of sugar, fat, and artificial colourings, and I always politely decline.


I'd have a hard time being polite... :lol:
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People and their home coffee machines.*

Everyone tells me how GREAT!!! their coffee is.

Every time I (begrudgingly) let them make me one, it tastes like boiled ass.



*This also gives me the s#!ts.
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Magpiespower wrote:People and their home coffee machines.*
Everyone tells me how GREAT!!! their coffee is.
Every time I (begrudgingly) let them make me one, it tastes like boiled ass.

*This also gives me the s#!ts.

I have, at home, a compact La San Marco coffee maker that was originally made as a promotional item for restaurant and coffee shop owners, and was acquired through a friend in the trade. My wife loved it, but she had worked in the trade when putting herself through university and loved cooking too.

However, since her death I've hardly used it. Most of the time when on my own at home I use Moccona freeze dried and a milk frothing device as it is quicker and easier to clean up after. Yes, there is a difference in flavour, but not enough to motivate me to use the machine. Then I'm not into cooking either, and my meals at home are also fairly simple because I have more interesting things to do than spend time on preparation.

I'm more selective when I go out to dinner
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Magpiespower wrote:People and their home coffee machines.*

Everyone tells me how GREAT!!! their coffee is.

Every time I (begrudgingly) let them make me one, it tastes like boiled ass.



*This also gives me the s#!ts.


Are they those pod machines?
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Q. wrote:Are they those pod machines?


Some are, some aren't.

But then I don't take much notice.

Pretty much lose interest once they start waffling...
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i make better coffees than almost all coffee shops.

no chance of my making you one though :D
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