TDK's International Test Cricket Update's

[mal]

Mr Mqueen
Imagine this
'You are bowling and have England 2 wickets down
2 overs left b4 stumps
Do England send in Joe Root or a nightwatchman ?
The advantages are with you until stumps If Sir Joesph bats
Joe might make a handful of runs at best, whereas you can take his wicket

You being an exquisite premier left hand fast bowler needs to realise
The most vulnerable part of a batsman's innings is the first few balls he faces
If Joe Root comes out to bat before stumps and survives= means you have 2 cracks at Joe before he is set

[Booney]

You should get dropped as an umpire if you're checking that.

[dedja]

WAFH Smith is … knicked the cover off the ball, waist high to the keeper, and he just stands there.

WTF were the umps doing?

Anyway, Eng 7/347, 27 to go.

[RB]

Why did the umpire refer that one upstairs? I thought they had to give a decision for a caught behind.

[dedja]

India still right in it … the tailenders will keep Bazzballing to try to win it in an over.

Overton has already had his dick kissed.

[RB]

The ball's doing too much for either of these plonkers to nick it.

[RB]

That looked good but ump was guessing...

[dedja]

Looked out, ump took an eternity, but made the correct decision.

[Booney]

Woakes is going to bat with one arm isn't he?

[dedja]

Looked like it was going down leg, and it was.

[dedja]

Both umps are shitting themselves

[stan]

Wow, we are in for some sort of a finish here!

[dedja]

Tongue has his stumps skittled.

Eng 9/357, 17 to go.

[Lightning McQueen]

Tongue stopped wagging.

[Booney]

Here we go.

[Lightning McQueen]

So he's batting with one hand and wrong handed, this isn't gonna end well for the lad.

[Brodlach]

He shouldn’t be allowed to bat

[dedja]

He shouldn’t be allowed to bat

By who?

[Lightning McQueen]

Is the battle between these two bigger than the Ashes or the Border/Gavaskar Trophy?

[Lightning McQueen]

They won't get a single off the last ball of the over.