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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Wed Mar 18, 2020 11:07 am

Spargo wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
Booney wrote:Yep, as mentioned above it was mainly getting the level down enough so the pavers weren't sitting in water.

Plus, I'll bomb in a couple of times when I get home tonight, that'll do the trick. :D

Surely you’d need to fill it again after a few bombs?

Van needs a wash, I’ll be parked out front...

My car needs a wash, it’s parked here in Melbourne the tsunami should reach this far.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Wed Mar 18, 2020 11:29 am

Corona Man wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
Booney wrote:Yep, as mentioned above it was mainly getting the level down enough so the pavers weren't sitting in water.

Plus, I'll bomb in a couple of times when I get home tonight, that'll do the trick. :D

Surely you’d need to fill it again after a few bombs?

Van needs a wash, I’ll be parked out front...

My car needs a wash, it’s parked here in Melbourne the tsunami should reach this far.


My car could use a wash too - but it's currently at the mechanics, having been towed there this very morning after the effing thing wouldn't start ...

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Sheik Yerbouti » Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:26 pm

Booney wrote:
Trader wrote:Why do you need to lower the level?
Can't you just leave it slightly full and evaporation will take care of the rest.


It had over flowed so the pavers around one side were 2-3cm deep in water against the retaining wall and I didn't really want the bond beam and pavers to be sitting in water over night + how ever long it took to evaporate away.

I swept away probably 300-400lt off the pavers as where they fall was sodden and not taking anymore water in.


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Side note Booney, don't empty the pool water onto your lawn, had another bloke try to explain to me my irrigation was faulty (after 3 years) when he emptied his salt water pool onto about 30m2 of his prized turf.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:31 pm

One of our EVP's just sent a group email out, detailing the plan moving forward for the company to be discussed further in a meeting this afternoon ready for Monday.. Turns out it was supposed to be confidential and only intended for level 3 managers. :lol:

The email recall came a little late, already read it :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:44 pm

Sheik Yerbouti wrote:
Booney wrote:
Trader wrote:Why do you need to lower the level?
Can't you just leave it slightly full and evaporation will take care of the rest.


It had over flowed so the pavers around one side were 2-3cm deep in water against the retaining wall and I didn't really want the bond beam and pavers to be sitting in water over night + how ever long it took to evaporate away.

I swept away probably 300-400lt off the pavers as where they fall was sodden and not taking anymore water in.


Common sense, Jesus one of a few, most ring me to come over & solve the dilemma. Had a woman ring me last weekend to fix a 19mm poly pipe she put a fork through, was installed 6 years ago but apparently my fault.
Side note Booney, don't empty the pool water onto your lawn, had another bloke try to explain to me my irrigation was faulty (after 3 years) when he emptied his salt water pool onto about 30m2 of his prized turf.


No salt in mine mate and I didn't want to undo all your crews hard work.

( In reality I didn't want to have to pay you more money :lol: )
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:25 pm

Little Heroes newest offering... This is NOT a joke
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:39 pm

Since when does Ben Hart play for Port?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Mr Beefy » Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:28 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Little Heroes newest offering... This is NOT a joke
:lol: :lol:


guess who.JPG

Is it a male?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:31 pm

Mr Beefy wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Little Heroes newest offering... This is NOT a joke
:lol: :lol:


guess who.JPG

Is it a male?


It’s from the Port, could be anything
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:41 pm

A bit late? A Port Adelaide Guess Who would've been very topical after Angus Monfries' December 2016 pool party.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Mar 19, 2020 3:51 pm

Dave from Alberton looking for a special comments position on the radio[emoji1]

Imagine him and Rowey together....all talk will be more about fishing.....

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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Fri Mar 20, 2020 10:11 am

:lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:11 am

Called into the office this morning briefly, first time I've worn pants this week.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby David Brent » Tue Mar 24, 2020 11:15 am

Very slow work today had me looking through old threads on SA Footy.

Had a good LOL at a few posts on the Richmond 2017 thread from everyone bagging the list & club (including Richmond supporters). Crazy how quick footy can turn & how little we all really know about the game.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby cracka » Wed Mar 25, 2020 7:39 am

People commenting on the PM's live Facebook videos. Some of them trying to sell cars or get parts for cars etc.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:23 am

Seeing @Spargo tucking his shirt in coming out of a house in North Adelaide.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:32 am

Booney wrote:Seeing @Spargo tucking his shirt in coming out of a house in North Adelaide.

Hope he used cleaning sanitiser on his … parts.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:34 am

Got a job out here at Salisbury for an end of lease.
Got given the key and the client goes off to new office.
As im sussing the site out I walk through a door into an alcove. Then when I head to the door I see it has a keypad lock....and its locked....i ring a carpet cleaner who i thought was doing the job...but alas he says he has heard nothing.
Anyway I hear a few noises from the neighboring business....a woman approaches with caution....her face says it all really....WTF...anyway I explain whats happened, and she obliges by letting me out her tenancy....[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Can this day just be over already


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:24 pm

Booney wrote:Seeing @Spargo tucking his shirt in coming out of a house in North Adelaide.


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