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Constance_Perm wrote:Not sure why I remembered this, but "Battlefield Earth" would have to be up there as a contender for the worst movie I've ever seen.


A guilty pleasure. So bad it's good! Just like...

The Wicker Man remake starring Nicholas Cage.

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Shrooms

Lame thriller. Actually, I use the term 'thriller' very loosely in this instance.
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forget the full name

Bangkok (something) with Nicholas Cage

absolutely slow
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:forget the full name

Bangkok (something) with Nicholas Cage

absolutely slow


Bangkok Dangerous

I watched it the other day on Fox and I'm still waiting for something to happen
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Date Movie was on GO! last night...

absolutely terrible, almost as bad as Little Shop of Horrors...Ugh!
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southee wrote:Anyone see Wog Boy 2 yet?? Heard that is right up there for a rotton tomato.


I saw it (actually seen it twice at the movies) and thought it was fantastic, though there was a bit of an overplay on the 'too good f***in'.
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Avatar - absolute crap.

It's like James Cameron decided he wanted to remake Pocahontas inspired by Star Wars and Vietnamese War films.
The soundtrack sounded like Titanic. Nuff said.
Awful, awful stuff.

Mrs DW is into that sort of thing. Loves a bit of sci-fi but even she couldn't be bothered with it.
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Dogwatcher wrote:Avatar - absolute crap.


Dumbest film ever made.

Theory as to why Sam Worthington was cast in the lead: he's so wooden it made the CGI guys job a-lot easier.

Imagine how much more work it would've been if they got stuck with an actor who has more than the one blank, stunned-as-a-mullet, frozen-as-a-statue stare permanently etched on his face...

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9 was rather silly
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Dogwatcher wrote:Avatar - absolute crap.

It's like James Cameron decided he wanted to remake Pocahontas inspired by Star Wars and Vietnamese War films.
The soundtrack sounded like Titanic. Nuff said.
Awful, awful stuff.

Mrs DW is into that sort of thing. Loves a bit of sci-fi but even she couldn't be bothered with it.


Storyline- crap
Acting- crap
special effects- awesome.
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Punch Drunk Love - Adam Sandler....
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HOORAY! :D

I'm not the only person on this earth that despises everything "Avatar"

Never seen it, never will :roll:
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Footy Chick wrote:HOORAY! :D

I'm not the only person on this earth that despises everything "Avatar"

Never seen it, never will :roll:


what reason to despise it if u havent seen it, i havent seen my feet for a while but i still like them :lol:
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Shrek Forever After - highly ogre rated.
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Dogwatcher wrote:Shrek Forever After - highly ogre rated.


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Dogwatcher wrote:Shrek Forever After - highly ogre rated.


I watched the first one on DVD -it was terrible. Never bothered with Shrek 2. Dad got given Shrek 3, so I decided to watch it with a couple of mates one mid-afternoon. Within 30 minutes we were all falling asleep so we turned it off.

Considering the first one was awful I'm amazed they managed to get 3 other movies from it.
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custardarm wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:HOORAY! :D

I'm not the only person on this earth that despises everything "Avatar"

Never seen it, never will :roll:


what reason to despise it if u havent seen it, i havent seen my feet for a while but i still like them :lol:


I have this thing about movies touted to be "blockbusters". People tend to go on about them so much, that I end up being bitterly disappointed if I do end up seeing the movie, hence why mostly don't bother.

I didn't even see Happy Feet until Nanna bought it for me on DVD and didn't think it was that fantastic :shock:

Never seen any Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Avatar, Twilight (UGH!) movies and will with any luck will go to my grave never seeing them.
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Footy Chick wrote:Never seen any Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Avatar, Twilight (UGH!) movies and will with any luck will go to my grave never seeing them.


Is that you sis? :D

I've also never seen any of the Potter or Twilight movies, and only bits and pieces of the LOTR flicks
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Never seen any Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Avatar, Twilight (UGH!) movies and will with any luck will go to my grave never seeing them.


put me in that group to, throw star wars in there as well and we have a deal
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I have seen Star Wars (only the original 3, not the "new" ones)

but that was a long time ago and probalby wouldn't sit down and watch them now.

I think I've mentioned this before but I've never seen Dirty Dancing either, i'd rather stick pins in my eyes :roll:
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