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OnSong wrote:There's the Balaklava Peckers (who I play for).

Used to be after a Woodpecker, ala Woodville, but has since evolved into a nickname for penis.

You can't use lines like "The Peckers were stiff", "The Peckers stood up in wet and slippery conditions", "The opposition were on top of the Peckers early", just for example.


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Dogwatcher wrote:
OnSong wrote:There's the Balaklava Peckers (who I play for).

Used to be after a Woodpecker, ala Woodville, but has since evolved into a nickname for penis.

You can't use lines like "The Peckers were stiff", "The Peckers stood up in wet and slippery conditions", "The opposition were on top of the Peckers early", just for example.


Peckers up!

The third quarter was a Pecker frenzy.
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Surely the DonnyBrooks would have to be up there.
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pafc1870 wrote:[img]http://cdnl.complex.com/mp/620/400/80/0/bb/1/ffffff/089ffd4f2a41c3aa8bde9c6f3db08b3c/images_/assets/CHANNEL_IMAGES/SPORTS/2012/12/20-sports-team-nicknames-that-are-worse-than-the-new-orleans-pelicans/nyu_409477.jpg[/img]

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Team: NYU
League: NCAA
Lifespan Of Nickname: 1983-1984

Fact: A flower is not now, nor ever will be, a good sports team nickname.



Waratahs and proteas wouldn't be happy about the flower call.
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I heard the Lakers are relocating to South-west LA to become the Compton Carjackers. :shock:
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:lol:
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
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LOL @ the Banana Slugs, Rainbow Warriors and Tobacco Monopoly.
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The Dark Knight wrote:LOL @ the Banana Slugs, Rainbow Warriors and Tobacco Monopoly.


I bet the fortunes of the Rainbow Warriors sunk very quickly.
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Bit of controversy in the US atm when someone suggested the Nets be renamed the Niggers.
Some great names in our SFL. Flagstaff Hill used to be the Bushpigs. Also still have the cockledivers, emus, wineflies and the mighty shoes!
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pafc1870 wrote:[img]http://cdnl.complex.com/mp/620/400/80/0/bb/1/ffffff/181b2540c62a92c1d22788ad7938dbcd/images_/assets/CHANNEL_IMAGES/SPORTS/2012/12/20-sports-team-nicknames-that-are-worse-than-the-new-orleans-pelicans/koalas_409477.jpg[/img]

Fighting Koalas
Team: Columbia College
League: NCAA
Lifespan Of Nickname: 1905-Present

Koalas don't fight, they hang from trees and eat leaves and berries all day. They're also lazy, cute, and cuddly. Why on earth would you name sports teams after this animal?

What site did these come from?

Koalas do fight, and sound like demons when they do.
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The Sleeping Giant wrote:
pafc1870 wrote:[img]http://cdnl.complex.com/mp/620/400/80/0/bb/1/ffffff/181b2540c62a92c1d22788ad7938dbcd/images_/assets/CHANNEL_IMAGES/SPORTS/2012/12/20-sports-team-nicknames-that-are-worse-than-the-new-orleans-pelicans/koalas_409477.jpg[/img]

Fighting Koalas
Team: Columbia College
League: NCAA
Lifespan Of Nickname: 1905-Present

Koalas don't fight, they hang from trees and eat leaves and berries all day. They're also lazy, cute, and cuddly. Why on earth would you name sports teams after this animal?

What site did these come from?

Koalas do fight, and sound like demons when they do.

They also don't eat berries. Generally sleep most of the time but they can get aggressive.
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Squids wrote:[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/35/2006_AFL_Port_Adelaide.png[/img]

Port Adelaide Power


Est 1997 - present


Was thinking the same.
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OnSong wrote:
The Sleeping Giant wrote:
pafc1870 wrote:[img]http://cdnl.complex.com/mp/620/400/80/0/bb/1/ffffff/181b2540c62a92c1d22788ad7938dbcd/images_/assets/CHANNEL_IMAGES/SPORTS/2012/12/20-sports-team-nicknames-that-are-worse-than-the-new-orleans-pelicans/koalas_409477.jpg[/img]

Fighting Koalas
Team: Columbia College
League: NCAA
Lifespan Of Nickname: 1905-Present

Koalas don't fight, they hang from trees and eat leaves and berries all day. They're also lazy, cute, and cuddly. Why on earth would you name sports teams after this animal?

What site did these come from?

Koalas do fight, and sound like demons when they do.

They also don't eat berries. Generally sleep most of the time but they can get aggressive.



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Club: EDINBURGH UNIVERSITY
FOOTBALL CLUB

Logo was just a tombstone


Nickname: THE BODY SNATCHERS

Formed: 2004

Not sure if they are still compeating under that name or at all
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Melbourne Ice.
Ice Hockey club in Melbourne competing in the AIHL.
Still the worst name and logo.
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Chelsea,up until 1952, used to be known as "The Pensioners" based on Stamford Bridge being nearby the local hospital

Other unusual ones out of UK include.

Peterborough-The Posh
Clyde-The Wee Bully
Hearts-The Jam Tarts
Wycombe-The Chairboys
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Oz wrote:Chelsea,up until 1952, used to be known as "The Pensioners" based on Stamford Bridge being nearby the local hospital

Other unusual ones out of UK include.

Peterborough-The Posh
Clyde-The Wee Bully
Hearts-The Jam Tarts
Wycombe-The Chairboys


Think there is a Tractor boys as well?
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heater31 wrote:
Oz wrote:Chelsea,up until 1952, used to be known as "The Pensioners" based on Stamford Bridge being nearby the local hospital

Other unusual ones out of UK include.

Peterborough-The Posh
Clyde-The Wee Bully
Hearts-The Jam Tarts
Wycombe-The Chairboys


Think there is a Tractor boys as well?


Yep Ipswich Town-pretty sure that's their official name now.

Also Hartlepool are known as the Monkey Hangers.
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heater31 wrote:
Oz wrote:Chelsea,up until 1952, used to be known as "The Pensioners" based on Stamford Bridge being nearby the local hospital

Other unusual ones out of UK include.

Peterborough-The Posh
Clyde-The Wee Bully
Hearts-The Jam Tarts
Wycombe-The Chairboys


Think there is a Tractor boys as well?


The mighty Ipswich Town FC are officially nicknamed the Blues. "Tractor boys" is a slang term used to describe the team by supporters & outsiders. It is a pretty common way of describing the club tho.
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Minor League Baseball has some weird names.

The Montgomery Biscuits
The Savannah Sand Gnats
Bowling Green Hot Rods
Las Vegas 51's
The Toledo Mud Hens
The Albuquerque Isotopes Yes they're a real team :lol:
The Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs
Erie SeaWolves
Hickory Crawdads
Brevard County Manatees
Lakeland Flying Tigers
Modesto Nuts
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Cedar Rapids Kernels
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