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The Apostle wrote:I won't bore you with the whole story but women that don't wax/shave...


Ill happily be bored with this story :lol:
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The Apostle wrote:I won't bore you with the whole story but women that don't wax/shave...


Nothing wrong with it if you cover up. If it's freezing cold and I'm in my trackies I couldn't give a sh1t what my legs look like. However, if I'm going out in a skirt I'd feel pretty gross if I didn't take the razor to them. If you're talking about the... um... (I don't know if you're allowed to say 'vagina' on here and I can't think of a decent euphemism; I'm exhausted) Anyway if you're talking about that, it's winter right now and I think no one should have to tidy that place up until summer, because it bloody canes to get it done!
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The Apostle wrote:I won't bore you with the whole story but women that don't wax/shave...


Some of us respect the fact women are meant to have body hair, not into the whole pre-pubescent thing myself ;)
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fisho mcspaz wrote:
The Apostle wrote:I won't bore you with the whole story but women that don't wax/shave...


Nothing wrong with it if you cover up. If it's freezing cold and I'm in my trackies I couldn't give a sh1t what my legs look like. However, if I'm going out in a skirt I'd feel pretty gross if I didn't take the razor to them. If you're talking about the... um... (I don't know if you're allowed to say 'vagina' on here and I can't think of a decent euphemism; I'm exhausted) Anyway if you're talking about that, it's winter right now and I think no one should have to tidy that place up until summer, because it bloody canes to get it done!


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Being stuck in hospital. My daughter decided to tip a cup of tea over herself during the showdown, 8 days later still in the RCH in melbourne. Luckily the nurses have been great and made the stay as enjoyable as possible.
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cripple wrote:Being stuck in hospital. My daughter decided to tip a cup of tea over herself during the showdown, 8 days later still in the RCH in melbourne. Luckily the nurses have been great and made the stay as enjoyable as possible.


Bloody hell, I hope you guys are both okay...
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helicopterking wrote:
The Apostle wrote:I won't bore you with the whole story but women that don't wax/shave...


Ill happily be bored with this story :lol:

x2 and I also support the removal of the muff hair. It's not the 80s any more.
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Bully wrote:driving back and forth from Brisbane to the gold coast every day and seeing K Rudds ugly mug on a massive billboard


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Failed Creation wrote:
cripple wrote:Being stuck in hospital. My daughter decided to tip a cup of tea over herself during the showdown, 8 days later still in the RCH in melbourne. Luckily the nurses have been great and made the stay as enjoyable as possible.


Bloody hell, I hope you guys are both okay...


Pretty common occurance i have been told so not to bad. Should be a full recovery with no scaring which is good and i missed seeing the crows choke in another game so some positives thankfully.
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fisho mcspaz wrote:
The Apostle wrote:I won't bore you with the whole story but women that don't wax/shave...


Nothing wrong with it if you cover up. If it's freezing cold and I'm in my trackies I couldn't give a sh1t what my legs look like. However, if I'm going out in a skirt I'd feel pretty gross if I didn't take the razor to them. If you're talking about the... um... (I don't know if you're allowed to say 'vagina' on here and I can't think of a decent euphemism; I'm exhausted) Anyway if you're talking about that, it's winter right now and I think no one should have to tidy that place up until summer, because it bloody canes to get it done!


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Pseudo wrote:
fisho mcspaz wrote:
The Apostle wrote:I won't bore you with the whole story but women that don't wax/shave...


Nothing wrong with it if you cover up. If it's freezing cold and I'm in my trackies I couldn't give a sh1t what my legs look like. However, if I'm going out in a skirt I'd feel pretty gross if I didn't take the razor to them. If you're talking about the... um... (I don't know if you're allowed to say 'vagina' on here and I can't think of a decent euphemism; I'm exhausted) Anyway if you're talking about that, it's winter right now and I think no one should have to tidy that place up until summer, because it bloody canes to get it done!


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As I said - it's winter. Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!! ;-)

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Oh. The last post was from me, about MM giving me the sh1ts. Well, he is still giving me the sh1ts. Not about the cricket any more - thank god for small favours I suppose. By the way, remember how I was gonna give up drinking? I'm not giving up drinking. Not until MM goes back on his antidepressants. It's the only way I keep my sh1t together right now. Energy drinks + red lipstick during the day so I can function and look the part - alcohol at night where no one can see me and I can slide into my dungeon of depravity and emerge like some shaking, Sideshow-Bob-haired spawn from a chrysalis, only to guzzle more Red Bull and get back on the academic wagon of excellence again. I'm not feeling sorry for myself. I'm proud that I'm still keeping up and not back in the f***ing hospital.
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get off the drink it only leads to more problems.

find some thing positive you can do which takes your mind off everything.

mine is swimming (not that im any good at it)
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whufc wrote:get off the drink it only leads to more problems.

find some thing positive you can do which takes your mind off everything.

mine is swimming (not that im any good at it)



Mine's hiking. Went for a good one today and the day before - then after tonight's argument I went straight back on the piss. Going to keep hiking though - I finish teaching early tomorrow so I'm planning to head up to Morialta. If I can get in the habit of it, maybe I can leave off the habit of drinking. See how I go.
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fisho mcspaz wrote:
whufc wrote:get off the drink it only leads to more problems.

find some thing positive you can do which takes your mind off everything.

mine is swimming (not that im any good at it)



Mine's hiking. Went for a good one today and the day before - then after tonight's argument I went straight back on the piss. Going to keep hiking though - I finish teaching early tomorrow so I'm planning to head up to Morialta. If I can get in the habit of it, maybe I can leave off the habit of drinking. See how I go.


Great idea!!

Maybe even look at one of those anytime fitness gym as a hobbie, use the gym as motivation for you to take on bigger, longer, harder, hikes.

Just my opinion im no expert.
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whufc wrote:
fisho mcspaz wrote:
whufc wrote:get off the drink it only leads to more problems.

find some thing positive you can do which takes your mind off everything.

mine is swimming (not that im any good at it)



Mine's hiking. Went for a good one today and the day before - then after tonight's argument I went straight back on the piss. Going to keep hiking though - I finish teaching early tomorrow so I'm planning to head up to Morialta. If I can get in the habit of it, maybe I can leave off the habit of drinking. See how I go.


Great idea!!

Maybe even look at one of those anytime fitness gym as a hobbie, use the gym as motivation for you to take on bigger, longer, harder, hikes.

Just my opinion im no expert.


There's one just down the road from me and I was thinking only today, I ought to go check it out! I reckon I'll do it (after Morialta - gotta go to Morialta first.)
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fisho mcspaz wrote:
whufc wrote:get off the drink it only leads to more problems.

find some thing positive you can do which takes your mind off everything.

mine is swimming (not that im any good at it)



Mine's hiking. Went for a good one today and the day before - then after tonight's argument I went straight back on the piss. Going to keep hiking though - I finish teaching early tomorrow so I'm planning to head up to Morialta. If I can get in the habit of it, maybe I can leave off the habit of drinking. See how I go.


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