Things that give you the sh1ts

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 7:58 pm

HH3 wrote:What about a "Quote of the day" type thread, where we can all put dumb shit people say in one convenient place.

You're leaving yourself wide open there champ.....

woodublieve12 · Post by **woodublieve12** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 7:44 am

at about 1245am this morning my daughter thought it would be a great idea to go berserk... That doesn't give me the sh*ts due to probably having a bad dream and considering she sleeps through 99% of the time. Anyways for probably one of the first times we bought her in bed with myself and my wife to settle her. She was pretty chuffed little WUB was.

Anyways what gave me the sh*ts was when i started to fall back to sleep and at the same time my little girl decided it was a good time to kick her legs around. *Remember i just fell back to sleep* she then proceeded kick me full blown in the nuts!!!!!!!!!! i don't think i've ever woken up so fast in my life!!!
Obviously not on purpose...

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:39 pm

Commonwealth Bank

Go in there today to pay out a personal loan. After waiting in line for ages, get to the front and told I need to see someone else about the calculated pay out amount. No dramas so far. Sit next to an office for 10 mins til a girl comes out to help me. Takes about 5 mins. Smooth sailing so far.

Go to transfer the right amount into my accessible account and my phone starts playing up. 15 minutes of ******* around with it to transfer the money, then back in line to see the teller to pay the amount. Another 10 minutes there, then get to the front, and hand the chick my BankSA card.

And it went a little something like this....

Her - "Sorry, we can't take funds from other banks".....

Me - "Pardon? You take money from my BankSA account every week. I reckon if I went over to your ATM, I'd have no problem taking any money out."

Her - "I'm sorry, we can't."

Me - "You dont have eftpos?"

Her - "No, sorry."

Me - "I can buy something from a guy in a shack in the middle of a rice field in China, and I can't use the card here?"

I ran out of time, so now tomorrow I have to go back into Commonwealth, get another amount to pay (coz the interest will change overnight), then head to BankSA to get a cheque, then back to Commonwealth to pay it. I will also be shutting all my accounts with them and cancelling my car insurance. I was doing those things anyway, but now I feel better about it now.

JK · Post by JK » Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:45 pm

Sitting equal top of a footy tipping comp and forgetting to put my tips in, copping a 4 when everyone around me pulled* 8's or 9's

bennymacca · Post by **bennymacca** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 8:53 pm

6 year old labrador decides to start feeling inexplicably sick, first time ever he hasnt touched food for a full day

on the eve of me flying out to europe for a 3 week holiday.

hopefully he is better before my little bro comes to house sit haha

Post by **heater31** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 8:15 am

2 nut jobs within 50m this morning having no clue how to negotiate the Holbrooks/Grange/East terrace intersection :evil:

JK · Post by JK » Thu Jun 12, 2014 8:54 am

heater31 wrote:2 nut jobs within 50m this morning having no clue how to negotiate the Holbrooks/Grange/East terrace intersection

Bitch of an intersection, made all the worse by morons with NFI

Post by **heater31** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 9:04 am

JK wrote:
heater31 wrote:2 nut jobs within 50m this morning having no clue how to negotiate the Holbrooks/Grange/East terrace intersection

Bitch of an intersection, made all the worse by morons with NFI

Yep I now blast the morons with a horn until they get it through their thick skulls that they have NFI. Seriously its not that hard to ensure that you get the correct lane.

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 9:45 am

heater31 wrote:
JK wrote:
heater31 wrote:2 nut jobs within 50m this morning having no clue how to negotiate the Holbrooks/Grange/East terrace intersection

Bitch of an intersection, made all the worse by morons with NFI

Yep I now blast the morons with a horn until they get it through their thick skulls that they have NFI. Seriously its not that hard to ensure that you get the correct lane.

If its the first time they're going through it, i understand their confusion. Its sensory overload, especially when there's heaps of traffic.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 11:07 am

HH3 wrote:
heater31 wrote:
JK wrote:
heater31 wrote:2 nut jobs within 50m this morning having no clue how to negotiate the Holbrooks/Grange/East terrace intersection

Bitch of an intersection, made all the worse by morons with NFI

Yep I now blast the morons with a horn until they get it through their thick skulls that they have NFI. Seriously its not that hard to ensure that you get the correct lane.

If its the first time they're going through it, i understand their confusion. Its sensory overload, especially when there's heaps of traffic.

At what time did Heater blast you* this morning?

Post by **heater31** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 11:15 am

Booney wrote:
HH3 wrote:
heater31 wrote:
JK wrote:[quote="heater31"]2 nut jobs within 50m this morning having no clue how to negotiate the Holbrooks/Grange/East terrace intersection

Bitch of an intersection, made all the worse by morons with NFI

Yep I now blast the morons with a horn until they get it through their thick skulls that they have NFI. Seriously its not that hard to ensure that you get the correct lane.

If its the first time they're going through it, i understand their confusion. Its sensory overload, especially when there's heaps of traffic.

At what time did Heater blast you* this morning?[/quote]

HH3 drives a Focus and that wasn't one of them

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 11:37 am

I dont go that way unless visiting the future sister-in-law. Now its fine, but hitting both lights so close, with all the traffic that builds up there, its a lot to concentrate on for nervous drivers.

I tend to be too courteous to other drivers though.

And I do drive a Focus. Sedan. Still searching for the right straw hat to display in the rear window.

Coach Bombay · Post by **Coach Bombay** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 1:30 pm

Not being able to work out how to change my username on here

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 1:32 pm

Apparently you have to go 6 months without posting then you can change it.

Coach Bombay · Post by **Coach Bombay** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 1:36 pm

I'm done with bays09

wristwatcher · Post by **wristwatcher** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 2:07 pm

bays09 wrote:I'm done with bays09

Don't do it bays.

FlyingHigh · Post by **FlyingHigh** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:39 pm

bays09 wrote:I'm done with bays09

Now that it's a ten-team competition......

The Ash Man · Post by **The Ash Man** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:50 pm

That 10mins after mowing the lawn my dog has to shit on it

EVERY TIME

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:55 pm

The Ash Man wrote:That 10mins after mowing the lawn my dog has to shit on it

EVERY TIME

Maybe he's like my cats. Every night I get home and change the litter straight away. The little one follows me in and as soon as Im done takes a huge turd in it. Then spends the next 10 minutes "covering" it (flinging litter around the laundry.)

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 5:05 pm

How did you go with the Commonwealth bank today?

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