I need to know....

[shoe boy]

who employed the cheer leader girls on the front cover of the tiser?

[Dog_ger]

The only just demolished it 35-40 years ago FC ...

Me and my dad, watched the reservoir rise.

I think the church steeple was last visible?

This could be Dog_ger romance taking over...

Wasn't sad when a young lad, sad now.

You know, I wonder how much is still there under water...?

Do the ghosts of seasons past walk the streets?

Is it just me, or does @Dog_ger's posts always resemble a Haiku poem??

You worked me out, Hefty...

[Pseudo]

Is it just me, or does @Dog_ger's posts always resemble a Haiku poem??

You worked me out, Hefty...

Posts in asian form
Short lines, spacing in between
Hefty worked him out

[Footy Chick]

I'm after one...count it...ONE timber slat for a queen size bed.

I thought people might be getting rid of shiteloads of them on Gumtree. Not a single one.

Don't really want to go to Bunnings to have one cut up either.

any ideas?

[heater31]

I'm after one...count it...ONE timber slat for a queen size bed.

I thought people might be getting rid of shiteloads of them on Gumtree. Not a single one.

Don't really want to go to Bunnings to have one cut up either.

any ideas?

Find a building site near your house and nick a stick of timber....[emoji6]

[dedja]

... Should Tony Abbott bump or tackle?

[smac]

I'm after one...count it...ONE timber slat for a queen size bed.

I thought people might be getting rid of shiteloads of them on Gumtree. Not a single one.

Don't really want to go to Bunnings to have one cut up either.

any ideas?

Ikea sell them, I believe.

[Pseudo]

... Should Tony Abbott bump or tackle?

Wouldn't matter. Either way Putin would rip off his head and shit down his neck. Abbott should come out in his budgie smugglers to have a fighting chance. He could get a few cheap shots in while Vlad was pissing himself laughing.

[Pseudo]

I'm after one...count it...ONE timber slat for a queen size bed.

I thought people might be getting rid of shiteloads of them on Gumtree. Not a single one.

Don't really want to go to Bunnings to have one cut up either.

any ideas?

So, how did you break the slat?

[RustyCage]

... Should Tony Abbott bump or tackle?

Wouldn't matter. Either way Putin would rip off his head and shit down his neck. Abbott should come out in his budgie smugglers to have a fighting chance. He could get a few cheap shots in while Vlad was pissing himself laughing.

He'd probably take two steps towards Putin and get taken down by his security

[Footy Chick]

I'm after one...count it...ONE timber slat for a queen size bed.

I thought people might be getting rid of shiteloads of them on Gumtree. Not a single one.

Don't really want to go to Bunnings to have one cut up either.

any ideas?

So, how did you break the slat?

I was waiting for that.

It's the spare bed (my old bed) and it's actually not missing a slat but they say that you shouldn't have slats spaced anymore than 7cm apart and based on that it leaves a gap, like there's always been a slat missing, hence why I thought I'd search for one extra slat to fill the void.

[Booney]

I'm after one...count it...ONE timber slat for a queen size bed.

I thought people might be getting rid of shiteloads of them on Gumtree. Not a single one.

Don't really want to go to Bunnings to have one cut up either.

any ideas?

So, how did you break the slat?

*Raises hand*

Broke two, doing exactly that. Couldn't wait to tell my mates.

( Insert picture of Rocky at the top of the stairs here )

[JK]

I'm after one...count it...ONE timber slat for a queen size bed.

I thought people might be getting rid of shiteloads of them on Gumtree. Not a single one.

Don't really want to go to Bunnings to have one cut up either.

any ideas?

So, how did you break the slat?

*Raises hand*

Broke two, doing exactly that. Couldn't wait to tell my mates.

( Insert picture of Rocky at the top of the stairs here )

Imagine how many you might have broken if you weren't on your own

[dedja]

Thanks for ruinIng my day with that thought ...

[gossipgirl]

... Should Tony Abbott bump or tackle?

he should give him a big tongue

[Booney]

... Should Tony Abbott bump or tackle?

Bump his tackle?

[Pseudo]

I'm after one...count it...ONE timber slat for a queen size bed.

I thought people might be getting rid of shiteloads of them on Gumtree. Not a single one.

Don't really want to go to Bunnings to have one cut up either.

any ideas?

So, how did you break the slat?

*Raises hand*

Broke two, doing exactly that. Couldn't wait to tell my mates.

( Insert picture of Rocky at the top of the stairs here )

You broke two of FCs slats?

[dedja]

[Footy Chick]

Someone always has to take it too far.

[HH3]

Someone always has to take it too far.

Thats why I have a safe word...