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What the ... ??? ... well that sucks

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/worl ... f6c9092d7f

A COUPLE who got a little too hot and heavy while taking an ocean dip have became stuck together during sex.

The Italian couple reportedly took advantage of a deserted beach and decided to spice things up in the water, reports Italian newspaper Il Mattino.

However when they tried to end the passionate embrace they realised their genitals were stuck together.

Il Mattino reported that the man was “unable to extricate himself from the woman due to suction”.

Luckily for the couple a woman walking along the beach came to their rescue, handing them a towel as they tried to manoeuvrer from the water to the sand while still stuck together.

The pair were taken to hospital and eventually freed when a doctor administered an injection to dialte the woman’s uterus.
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dedja wrote:What the ... ??? ... well that sucks

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/worl ... f6c9092d7f

A COUPLE who got a little too hot and heavy while taking an ocean dip have became stuck together during sex.

The Italian couple reportedly took advantage of a deserted beach and decided to spice things up in the water, reports Italian newspaper Il Mattino.

However when they tried to end the passionate embrace they realised their genitals were stuck together.

Il Mattino reported that the man was “unable to extricate himself from the woman due to suction”.

Luckily for the couple a woman walking along the beach came to their rescue, handing them a towel as they tried to manoeuvrer from the water to the sand while still stuck together.

The pair were taken to hospital and eventually freed when a doctor administered an injection to dialte the woman’s uterus.

Aren't you of Italian Heritage Dedja?? Holiday anecdote??
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Situation may have even been even "tighter" if they were Greek....
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If so how much I would be looking at for the replacement of a 2005 Barina sedan compressor?
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I need to know a small-time, independent DJ who would be able to a Year 7 Graduation ceremony. The regular has pulled out. Northern suburbs.
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Pag wrote:I need to know a small-time, independent DJ who would be able to a Year 7 Graduation ceremony. The regular has pulled out. Northern suburbs.

You got a laptop with iTunes? Then you are the DJ [emoji6]
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Pag wrote:I need to know a small-time, independent DJ who would be able to a Year 7 Graduation ceremony. The regular has pulled out. Northern suburbs.

You got a laptop with iTunes? Then you are the DJ [emoji6]


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That thought had crossed my mind, I will just eb running around with too much to do and I'd happily give someone a bit of cash so I don't have to worry about it.
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Playing gaelic against HH3 tomorrow night, has anyone got any good sledges I can use on him??? :lol:
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the milky bar kid wrote:Playing gaelic against HH3 tomorrow night, has anyone got any good sledges I can use on him??? :lol:


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Why did 5AA dump Chris McDermott for Mark Bickley when they have left the other clown there? McDermott is far better than Rowe but a burnt piece of toast would be better.
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Brodlach wrote:Why did 5AA dump Chris McDermott for Mark Bickley when they have left the other clown there? McDermott is far better than Rowe but a burnt piece of toast would be better.

You serious? :lol:
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LOL, is that show still going? ... haven't bothered to listen for years
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dedja wrote:LOL, is that show still going? ... haven't bothered to listen for years



its sadly become the port power show, rucci is taking over everywhere :evil:
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dedja wrote:LOL, is that show still going? ... haven't bothered to listen for years

Only listen to the edited version after 6 on the way home
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dedja wrote:LOL, is that show still going? ... haven't bothered to listen for years

Is that radio station still operating?
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Brodlach wrote:Why did 5AA dump Chris McDermott for Mark Bickley when they have left the other clown there? McDermott is far better than Rowe but a burnt piece of toast would be better.


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Problem with both of them is they don't have a clue about any other sport but Football
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And even their knowledge of the modern game is a bit iffy too
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I liked it, I know all the flaws in the show, (pro Crows Mk II) but I still preferred to listen to it in the afternoon except for when they crapped on about bloody soccer with that DH Hill or plonka Crows or Corows MkII fans came on to "talk".

Now with Bone gone will no longer listen, he at least had some balance to his comments, I didn't always agree or like what he said but I could "get why" he said it. Having known Rowey from when he was at the Bays under Rubbers I didn't mind him but god he could be a pain in the arse. With the Bickley there now it will be too painfuil for my ears.

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