Things that give you the sh1ts

Post by **heater31** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:59 pm

Footy Chick wrote:BAE

End of thread.

If you are that utterly and stupidly lazy to leave 1 letter B out of a word so you can say it quicker ...

It just shits me no end.

Translate in a Scandinavian language is means something entirely different :lol:

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 1:14 pm

Booney wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Dogwatcher wrote:Anyway, I came to post about something that gives me the shits...

Someone very near and dear to me keeps using the phrase "I know, right" *upward inflection*. It's seriously giving me the shits.

You wouldn't be able to stand being around me. If I think somethings funny, I will repeat it until everybody wants to kill me.

Right now I'm finishing every sentence to the missus with "brah".

Eg. "Whats for tea, brah?" "Where's my clean work shirt, brah?" etc etc.

Keep up with the "brah" and I'd say the work shirts will be exactly where you left them.

yeah, the fairies will wash them and hang them up

Johno6 · Post by **Johno6** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 1:43 pm

Bae is a Danish word for poop as per @fact

stan · Post by **stan** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 4:31 pm

Johno6 wrote:Bae is a Danish word for poop as per @fact

Whar I find funny is that with smart phones these days it takes more effort to write bae than babe. I'm mean come on with auto text on most phones you need to really do much. We are not using old Nokia bricks anymore.

Failed Creation · Post by **Failed Creation** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:59 pm

HH3 wrote:
Dogwatcher wrote:Anyway, I came to post about something that gives me the shits...

Someone very near and dear to me keeps using the phrase "I know, right" *upward inflection*. It's seriously giving me the shits.

You wouldn't be able to stand being around me. If I think somethings funny, I will repeat it until everybody wants to kill me.

Right now I'm finishing every sentence to the missus with "brah".

Eg. "Whats for tea, brah?" "Where's my clean work shirt, brah?" etc etc.

I do this to my wife.

At the moment, I start and end by saying (in a shrill, childlike voice) "This is a carry shell..." from those ******* horrible Jeep commercials.

A few months ago, I'd sing this:

Last week, it was this:

Q. · Post by Q. » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:31 pm

I just rub my sweaty balls on mine when she isn't looking

bennymacca · Post by **bennymacca** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 10:53 pm

Q. wrote:I just rub my sweaty balls on mine when she isn't looking

Who doesn't rub their balls on your wife?

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:47 am

bennymacca wrote:
Q. wrote:I just rub my sweaty balls on mine when she isn't looking

Who doesn't rub their balls on your wife?

If they're sitting with their back to the door at the pc, i think they're fair game.

Nuts on the shoulder is always hilarious..............to me.

wristwatcher · Post by **wristwatcher** » Thu Nov 27, 2014 3:45 pm

Just read some piece of shits status on Facebook making a joke about Phil Hughes death.

Q. · Post by Q. » Thu Nov 27, 2014 3:47 pm

bennymacca wrote:
Q. wrote:I just rub my sweaty balls on mine when she isn't looking

Who doesn't rub their balls on your wife?

u are 1 ****ing cheeky **** mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life

bennymacca · Post by **bennymacca** » Thu Nov 27, 2014 3:48 pm

Q. wrote:
bennymacca wrote:
Q. wrote:I just rub my sweaty balls on mine when she isn't looking

Who doesn't rub their balls on your wife?

u are 1 ****ing cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life

Hahaha. I think.

Post by **Footy Chick** » Thu Nov 27, 2014 3:49 pm

Unfortunately that's just the way some people deal with things without realising.

and then, some people are just insensitive twats.

I'm sure you can tell the difference.

bennymacca · Post by **bennymacca** » Thu Nov 27, 2014 3:50 pm

wristwatcher wrote:Just read some piece of shits status on Facebook making a joke about Phil Hughes death.

People are idiots.

woodublieve12 · Post by **woodublieve12** » Fri Nov 28, 2014 6:18 am

bennymacca wrote:
wristwatcher wrote:Just read some piece of shits status on Facebook making a joke about Phil Hughes death.

People are idiots.

a person wrote a status on tuesday night saying it was hughes fault because it was a silly shot... Not cool....

Post by **Footy Chick** » Fri Nov 28, 2014 8:42 am

Or the status i saw saying that he's the second SA cricketer to die because of a bouncer. (assuming he was referring to David Hookes of course)

I thought this was particularly calleous.

Post by **heater31** » Fri Nov 28, 2014 9:02 am

Footy Chick wrote:Or the status i saw saying that he's the second SA cricketer to die because of a bouncer. (assuming he was referring to David Hookes of course)

I thought this was particularly calleous.

Poor taste, but he does have a point. Similar injuries and end result.

Maybe the cowards that throw them might think twice.

Post by **Footy Chick** » Fri Nov 28, 2014 9:07 am

When I saw the headline when it first happened, the all the headlines said "Hughes hospitalised by bouncer" or something to that effect and I admittedly thought of a person bouncer first until I actually read the story.

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Fri Nov 28, 2014 9:27 am

Footy Chick wrote:Or the status i saw saying that he's the second SA cricketer to die because of a bouncer. (assuming he was referring to David Hookes of course)

I thought this was particularly calleous.

Ouch.

Objectively speaking, that is pretty clever, but still....

Post by **Footy Chick** » Fri Nov 28, 2014 9:29 am

exactly...too soon, too soon...

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 8:36 am

Hearing that Frosty the Snowman on the riverbank display will be minus his pipe so not too encourage smoking.....

ffs....

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