Things that give you the sh1ts

bennymacca · Post by **bennymacca** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:07 am

What do you think civil engineers do when the bridges are built?

Post by **heater31** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:09 am

bennymacca wrote:What do you think civil engineers do when the bridges are built?

**** all

bennymacca · Post by **bennymacca** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:10 am

Civil engineering - when you want to be an engineer but you aren't smart enough to do proper engineering

Post by **Footy Chick** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 10:20 am

LOL @ engineering snobs :lol:

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 11:46 am

Footy Chick wrote:LOL @ engineering snobs

Engineers....pfft.

Psyber · Post by **Psyber** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 11:47 am

bennymacca wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:- people who don't indicate

Especially at the Britannia roundabout

this is because people have no idea where they're going!

Been through there a bit recently and it is so much better than it used to be - finally civil engineers do something useful

Yes it is much better, but if you don't go through often you do sometimes find yourself trying to work out where you turn next which may delay your indicating timing a little.

Civil engineers?
A mate of mine went that route at Adelaide Uni, worked locally for a while then took a job with a London firm. A few years later he left them to start his own company in London and more recently he sold out to a German company he now works for from home as a consultant. He also has a house in Grange here and one near Oxford and lives in endless summer. It looks like he made good choices.

once_were_warriors · Post by **once_were_warriors** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:27 pm

bennymacca wrote:Civil engineering - when you want to be an engineer but you aren't smart enough to do proper engineering

Now hang on a second , civil engineering is the most purist and oldest form of engineering, without us you'd be shitting behind a bush and taking a bucket to the torrens to get your water for the day.

mechanical engineers are just glorified mechanics
electrical engineers are just glorified sparkies
chemical engineers are just glorified distillers.

All other engineers just use the term in lieu of technician.

Post by **Footy Chick** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:36 pm

OOh, I feel an engeineering bitch fight coming on :lol:

bennymacca · Post by **bennymacca** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:38 pm

If electrical engineers are glorified sparkles then civil engineers are glorified council workers

once_were_warriors · Post by **once_were_warriors** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:43 pm

You can call yourself sparkles if you want.

4 years to learn V=IR and then you get your degree in electrical engineering , enough said.

Post by **Footy Chick** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:51 pm

woodublieve12 · Post by **woodublieve12** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 1:31 pm

sending the wrong texts to someone

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 1:34 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:sending the wrong texts to someone

you wouldn't believe how many pictures of my dick have gone out to the wrong people....live and learn.

bennymacca · Post by **bennymacca** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 1:37 pm

once_were_warriors wrote:You can call yourself sparkles if you want.

4 years to learn V=IR and then you get your degree in electrical engineering , enough said.

Thinking that's all there is to electrical engineering is why you are a civil engineer :

once_were_warriors · Post by **once_were_warriors** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 1:46 pm

bennymacca wrote:
once_were_warriors wrote:You can call yourself sparkles if you want.

4 years to learn V=IR and then you get your degree in electrical engineering , enough said.

Thinking that's all there is to electrical engineering is why you are a civil engineer :

Cheer up Sparkles its not like you are an electronic engineer.

bennymacca · Post by **bennymacca** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 1:47 pm

Well played

Post by **Footy Chick** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 2:03 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:sending the wrong texts to someone

That is the funniest thing I've seen in a LONG time! :lol:

AND

He screwed you by putting your number on the interwebs for the world to see :lol:

Rik E Boy · Post by **Rik E Boy** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 2:04 pm

bennymacca wrote:If electrical engineers are glorified sparkles then civil engineers are glorified council workers

Nothing is more glorious than being a Council worker Benny.

regards,

REB

bennymacca · Post by **bennymacca** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 2:08 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:
bennymacca wrote:If electrical engineers are glorified sparkles then civil engineers are glorified council workers

Nothing is more glorious than being a Council worker Benny.

regards,

REB

Lmao

Rik E Boy · Post by **Rik E Boy** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 2:14 pm

bennymacca wrote:
Rik E Boy wrote:
bennymacca wrote:If electrical engineers are glorified sparkles then civil engineers are glorified council workers

Nothing is more glorious than being a Council worker Benny.

regards,

REB

Lmao

I've come along way. I used to be the guy that leans on the shovel but now I'm the third supervisor with six supervisors below me and only two above. A few more years of this and I'll be the guy that taps the clipboard with his pen.

regards,

REB

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