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Haha I actually did some work yesterday so I missed it


Me too, but I was cooking toasties under my gorilla.


What was on them? Just interested, I don't mean to primate.

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Booney wrote:
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Haha I actually did some work yesterday so I missed it


Me too, but I was cooking toasties under my gorilla.


What was on them? Just interested, I don't mean to primate.

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Magellan wrote:Don't waste your time trying to find out. Orangutan on the telephone last night and got no answer.


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Tell you what, these monkey jokes are ape-alling
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Brodlach wrote:Tell you what, these monkey jokes are ape-alling


They're being done on the Chimp
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when i was holidaying in malaysia i had a monkey with a baby on its back chase me for like 50m, because i got too close whilst taking a photo.

tried to come up with a monkey pun but they were all absolute howlers so i thought i would tell a story instead
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bennymacca wrote:when i was holidaying in malaysia i had a monkey with a baby on its back chase me for like 50m, because i got too close whilst taking a photo.

tried to come up with a monkey pun but they were all absolute howlers so i thought i would tell a story instead


There's your pun right there: Howler Monkey
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i know ;)
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am Bays wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Tell you what, these monkey jokes are ape-alling


They're being done on the Chimp

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Lightning McQueen wrote:
am Bays wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Tell you what, these monkey jokes are ape-alling


They're being done on the Chimp

Pay peanuts.

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Lightning McQueen wrote:Pay peanuts.

Get Snoopy.
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bennymacca wrote:i know ;)

Oops... I made a baboo-boon. :oops:
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You should all Caeser this now
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Brodlach wrote:Tell you what, these monkey jokes are ape-alling

Yeah siamang-ry at the poor quality.
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Old ladies who think they are an authority on everything, lecture you and then don't give you a chance to reply.
She's lucky I'm polite, or I might have told her where to go.
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Magellan wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Tell you what, these monkey jokes are ape-alling

Yeah siamang-ry at the poor quality.


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Dogwatcher wrote:Old ladies who think they are an authority on everything, lecture you and then don't give you a chance to reply.
She's lucky I'm polite, or I might have told her where to go.


Where is the gorilla pun in that?
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Dogwatcher wrote:Old ladies who think they are an authority on everything, lecture you and then don't give you a chance to reply.
She's lucky I'm polite, or I might have told her where to go.


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Dogwatcher wrote:Old ladies who think they are an authority on everything, lecture you and then don't give you a chance to reply.
She's lucky I'm polite, or I might have told her where to go.

Give me old ladies over Gen Y any day. At least old ladies know some things.
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JK wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Tell you what, these monkey jokes are ape-alling

Yeah siamang-ry at the poor quality.


So is my ugly, Trigonometry-loving, former girlfriend (Ape-ex)


Stop it!!!

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