Things that give you the sh1ts

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woodublieve12 wrote:
Booney wrote:Any who, wubbsy, how'd the first weekend go?

#doyouflyasone

They are still alive.
Gee they shit a lot. Besides that they are pretty simple to look after, just bloody messy. Have to change their cage twice a day :roll:

Kids love them, but the ducks are to small for them to pick up. And to be honest my youngest worries me with them :lol:
The dogs not sure...
My wife loves them....

Wife worked arvos all weekend so I was stuck with them. I think the ducks are conspiring to kill me and make a run for it.

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And if cleaning their cage isn’t enough, I run the bath for them a couple times a day so they have a swim to make their tiny legs strong.. :roll:
They get looked after better than me
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This really is more and more a homer/pinchy relationship!
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Locking myself out of the house and having to go to gawler to get spare keys from the missus

Just happy I was wearing pants at least
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
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woodublieve12 wrote:And if cleaning their cage isn’t enough, I run the bath for them a couple times a day so they have a swim to make their tiny legs strong.. :roll:
They get looked after better than me

Thats why Booney stood firm to no cat.....we all know where we stand and any new introduction to trhe household drops us down further on the list of priorities...
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:And if cleaning their cage isn’t enough, I run the bath for them a couple times a day so they have a swim to make their tiny legs strong.. :roll:
They get looked after better than me

Thats why Booney stood firm to no cat.....we all know where we stand and any new introduction to trhe household drops us down further on the list of priorities...

Gee I’d be lucky if anyone talks to me now
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woodublieve12 wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:And if cleaning their cage isn’t enough, I run the bath for them a couple times a day so they have a swim to make their tiny legs strong.. :roll:
They get looked after better than me

Thats why Booney stood firm to no cat.....we all know where we stand and any new introduction to trhe household drops us down further on the list of priorities...

Gee I’d be lucky if anyone talks to me now
Sometimes thats a blessing......


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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:And if cleaning their cage isn’t enough, I run the bath for them a couple times a day so they have a swim to make their tiny legs strong.. :roll:
They get looked after better than me

Thats why Booney stood firm to no cat.....we all know where we stand and any new introduction to trhe household drops us down further on the list of priorities...

Gee I’d be lucky if anyone talks to me now
Sometimes thats a blessing......


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Get a dog. Not only will they always talk to you, it will take care of the duck problem you currently have ...
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MW wrote:Get a dog. Not only will they always talk to you, it will take care of the duck problem you currently have ...

He has a dog.....and still has ducks...
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MW wrote:Get a dog. Not only will they always talk to you, it will take care of the duck problem you currently have ...


I've had dogs all my life. Never had one talk to me.
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Booney wrote:
MW wrote:Get a dog. Not only will they always talk to you, it will take care of the duck problem you currently have ...


I've had dogs all my life. Never had one talk to me.


Poorly trained clearly
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MW wrote:Get a dog. Not only will they always talk to you, it will take care of the duck problem you currently have ...

Have a dog. Dead set legend. Unsure is she wants to eat them, play with them or look after them. She’s one of the main reasons I didn’t want the ducks... I didn’t want to stress her out. Not overly concerned her eating them, more chance the ducks beating her up
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I've got a Dalmatian...not only would he eat them, they would not even get a quack out in protest
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bennymacca wrote:
HH3 wrote:
bennymacca wrote:Shouldn’t it be ducky mcduckface or quacky mcquackface?

:)


Grow up


What?

Forget to clean the sand out of your vag this morning?


Nah he’s like clockwork when it comes to that........
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amber_fluid wrote:
bennymacca wrote:
HH3 wrote:
bennymacca wrote:Shouldn’t it be ducky mcduckface or quacky mcquackface?

:)


Grow up


What?

Forget to clean the sand out of your vag this morning?


Nah he’s like clockwork when it comes to that........


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HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
bennymacca wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Grow up


What?

Forget to clean the sand out of your vag this morning?


Nah he’s like clockwork when it comes to that........


I enjoy the grit...


He said ‘vag’ not ‘arse’.
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I am literally a babysitter at my workplace.

The kids ages range from 45-65.

Someone who works on a computer all day, called me over to help. She was trying to restart her computer, and was right-clicking the Start button....

I think she's cottoned on to my mood this morning.
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