Things that give you the sh1ts

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Spargo wrote:
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Lightning McQueen wrote:I love exercise, I could watch it all day.


Watching Aerobics Oz Style was always a good way to start the morning

It was a staple part of the breakfast diet.

...and the reason I was constantly 10 mins late for work.

Also the reason why the value of hand moisturiser shares skyrocketed.
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Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
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Lightning McQueen wrote:I love exercise, I could watch it all day.


Watching Aerobics Oz Style was always a good way to start the morning

It was a staple part of the breakfast diet.

...and the reason I was constantly 10 mins late for work.


Talking yourself up there mate! ;)
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I use to be a two miler, now I barely get out of the gates...
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Spargo wrote:I use to be a two miler, now I barely get out of the gates...

You need a two-stroke engine.
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Spargo wrote:I use to be a two miler, now I barely get out of the gates...


Might be the state of the track mate, maybe need a new Penetrometer?
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JK wrote:
Spargo wrote:I use to be a two miler, now I barely get out of the gates...


Might be the state of the track mate, maybe need a new Penetrometer?

Lugging bit off, tongue tie off, winkers on...
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Probably getting the whip out too early mate.
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Spargo wrote:I use to be a two miler, now I barely get out of the gates...

Time to put you over the jumps?
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Corona Man wrote:
Spargo wrote:I use to be a two miler, now I barely get out of the gates...

Time to put you over the jumps?

Knackery...
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
Spargo wrote:I use to be a two miler, now I barely get out of the gates...

Time to put you over the jumps?

Knackery...
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Spargo wrote:
JK wrote:
Spargo wrote:I use to be a two miler, now I barely get out of the gates...


Might be the state of the track mate, maybe need a new Penetrometer?

Lugging bit off, tongue tie off, winkers on...

Shadow Roll on?
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Corona Man wrote:
Spargo wrote:
JK wrote:
Spargo wrote:I use to be a two miler, now I barely get out of the gates...


Might be the state of the track mate, maybe need a new Penetrometer?

Lugging bit off, tongue tie off, winkers on...

Shadow Roll on?

Ear muffs?
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Jockey carrying too much weight?
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Butt Plug in?
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Corona Man wrote:Butt Plug in?

Wrong gate.
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Magellan wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Butt Plug in?

Wrong gate.

Its an exit, not an entry?
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Corona Man wrote:Butt Plug in?

It never came out.
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Spargo wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Butt Plug in?

It never came out.


Hate it when that happens.

Butter works a treat.
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HH3 wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Butt Plug in?

It never came out.


Hate it when that happens.

Butter works a treat.

Stops it tasting like shit?
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Lightning McQueen wrote:Stops it tasting like shit?


Dilutes it a little at least.
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