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Telling your 5 year old daughter that their parents are breaking up
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woodublieve12 wrote:Telling your 5 year old daughter that their parents are breaking up


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woodublieve12 wrote:Telling your 5 year old daughter that their parents are breaking up


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I feel for you mate.
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woodublieve12 wrote:Telling your 5 year old daughter that their parents are breaking up


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woodublieve12 wrote:Telling your 5 year old daughter that their parents are breaking up


Heartbreaking mate. :(
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woodublieve12 wrote:Telling your 5 year old daughter that their parents are breaking up


=((

Kids are pretty bloody resilient. It will take time for their little minds to process it all, but make sure you stay strong and continually re-enforce to them that despite the fact mummy and daddy no longer live together, both yourself and your ex have so much love for each of them.

Really feeling for you, mate. Here if you need, please don't hesitate to get in touch.
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I really feel for you Wubbzy
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woodublieve12 wrote:Telling your 5 year old daughter that their parents are breaking up

I have no words that can help you, and I have really no idea of exactly what you are going through. All I can say is seek some professional help, and keep talking with mates. Don't bottle it up. You will get through it mate....
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Feel for you mate, had to do the same a few years ago but mine were 17 and 14 so it was probably a lot easier for me and the ex to explain it.
Thoughts with you mate, if it's any consolation my best years have been since I split up with the mum of my kids.
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I can't stand this woman. Why does she whisper-talk all the time?

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I'd much rather the Toyota lady.

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I’d give both of them one!
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amber_fluid wrote:I’d give both of them one!

At the same time.
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Spargo wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:I’d give both of them one!

At the same time.
Sort of like a “hybrid-root”...


I wouldn't **** the Ford gal with someone else's dick. You guys can have her.
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I’ll take the Trivago girl
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Brodlach wrote:I’ll take the Trivago girl
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Brodlach wrote:I’ll take the Trivago girl

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Ford girl shits me too, glad its not just me.
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Wedgie wrote:Ford girl shits me too, glad its not just me.


There's just no need for the constant whispering she does.
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Failed Creation wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Ford girl shits me too, glad its not just me.


There's just no need for the constant whispering she does.

Imagine it in your ear...
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Spargo wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Ford girl shits me too, glad its not just me.


There's just no need for the constant whispering she does.

Imagine it in your ear...

What, banging* on about extended warranties, on-road costs and bloody plate sales? No thanks.

However, she might have a chance if she slowly whispered the lyrics to Led Zeppelin’s ‘Trampled Under Foot’...

https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/ledzeppelin/trampledunderfoot.html
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