Things that give you the sh1ts

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:08 am

Q. wrote:honestly, your workplace sounds like the sort of place where people's hopes and dreams go to die

Magellan · Post by **Magellan** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:11 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:We have two chicks that eat with their mouth open, especially chips and they both bag one another to me about it, it doesn't give me the shits but it does vandalise my ears.

Hot stuff. It must make being around them a challenge when fish curry left-overs are on the menu.

Every day is a winding road, the one that sits closest to me still sneaks out for durries, fully douses herself in cheap perfume to mask the smell and grabs a packet of chips for extra cover..........crunch crunch f*****n crunch.

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:21 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:We have two chicks that eat with their mouth open, especially chips and they both bag one another to me about it, it doesn't give me the shits but it does vandalise my ears.

Hot stuff. It must make being around them a challenge when fish curry left-overs are on the menu.

Every day is a winding road, the one that sits closest to me still sneaks out for durries, fully douses herself in cheap perfume to mask the smell and grabs a packet of chips for extra cover..........crunch crunch f*****n crunch.

You work with San and Tray!

am Bays · Post by **am Bays** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:51 am

Pseudo wrote:
You work with San and Tray!

Looks like some "sea-weed" is poking out of the pink suit, the curtains certainly don't match the carpet....

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:56 am

am Bays wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
You work with San and Tray!

Looks like some "sea-weed" is poking out of the pink suit, the curtains certainly don't match the carpet....

Oh dear, I just vomited a little in my mouth.

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:14 pm

Who would be looking for that???

valleys07 · Post by **valleys07** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:19 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Who would be looking for that???

am Bays.

woodublieve12 · Post by **woodublieve12** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:04 pm

I have just chased 3 ducks for the past 45 minutes to get them back in their area. The reason it took so long is because one of them proceeded to go yard hopping. So after two backyards and meeting quite possibly the strangest neighbour ever, they are home

On a side note, anyone interested in some ducks

Corona Man · Post by **Corona Man** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:13 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:I have just chased 3 ducks for the past 45 minutes to get them back in their area. The reason it took so long is because one of them proceeded to go yard hopping. So after two backyards and meeting quite possibly the strangest neighbour ever, they are home

On a side note, anyone interested in some ducks

The strangest neighbour ever.... says the bloke chasing 3 ducks!

Post by **heater31** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:16 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:I have just chased 3 ducks for the past 45 minutes to get them back in their area. The reason it took so long is because one of them proceeded to go yard hopping. So after two backyards and meeting quite possibly the strangest neighbour ever, they are home

On a side note, anyone interested in some ducks

The Neighbour or the Ducks?

woodublieve12 · Post by **woodublieve12** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:24 pm

Corona Man wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:I have just chased 3 ducks for the past 45 minutes to get them back in their area. The reason it took so long is because one of them proceeded to go yard hopping. So after two backyards and meeting quite possibly the strangest neighbour ever, they are home

On a side note, anyone interested in some ducks

The strangest neighbour ever.... says the bloke chasing 3 ducks!

Yeah fair point.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 8:23 am

woodublieve12 wrote:I have just chased 3 ducks for the past 45 minutes to get them back in their area. The reason it took so long is because one of them proceeded to go yard hopping. So after two backyards and meeting quite possibly the strangest neighbour ever, they are home

On a side note, anyone interested in some ducks

I saw your comment about clipping their wings and how they don't get enough lift to actually take off.

Maybe don't clip their wings?

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 8:26 am

We clip our chickens wings every 4 weeks

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 8:35 am

Brodlach wrote:We clip our chickens wings every 4 weeks

Much better roasted.

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 8:39 am

Ours are like pets but produce fresh eggs daily

Post by **Wedgie** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 9:02 am

My Roosters get clipped every week in the footy season.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 9:52 am

Wedgie wrote:My Roosters get clipped every week in the footy season.

And here's me thinking roasted was my favourite.

woodublieve12 · Post by **woodublieve12** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:30 pm

Getting a rental house you applied for. And moving out within the next 7 days.

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:54 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:Getting a rental house you applied for. And moving out within the next 7 days.

So you're ducking off to a new pad?

Post by **Wedgie** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:00 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:Getting a rental house you applied for. And moving out within the next 7 days.

So you're ducking off to a new pad?

Wouldn't that cost a bill or two?

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