Things that give you the sh1ts

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Wed May 23, 2018 11:24 am

I shave every day, weekends included.

Post by **Wedgie** » Wed May 23, 2018 11:32 am

Some beards contain more poo than a toilet shocking study reveals

According to microbiologists, hairy faces could actually be dirtier than a loo because of the rancid bacteria that beards collect

Sorry hipsters with your fancy face hair - apparently the average beard can have more poo in it than a toilet. Yum.

According to microbiologists, hairy faces could actually be dirtier than a loo because of the rancid bacteria that beards collect.

John Golobic, of Quest Diagnostics in New Mexico, swabbed a number of beards searching for bacteria and determined that while several beards contained normal bacteria, but some contained so much poo they were comparable to toilets.

If there were similar samples in the water system, the scientist said it would have to be shut down for disinfecting.

Dr Golobic said: "I'm usually not surprised, and I was surprised by this.

"There would be a degree of uncleanliness that would be somewhat disturbing."

Apparently the key to a poo-free beard is washing your hands and a good old thorough face scrub - and resisting twirling your moustache like a Victorian gent.

Mr Golobic added: "Try to keep your hands away from your face, as much as possible."

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Wed May 23, 2018 11:41 am

Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Careful of the gravel rash.

A Brazilian fixes that.

I was referring to the stubble causing it.

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Wed May 23, 2018 11:44 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Careful of the gravel rash.

A Brazilian fixes that.

I was referring to the stubble causing it.

Ohhh man, I was way off then.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Wed May 23, 2018 11:45 am

Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Careful of the gravel rash.

A Brazilian fixes that.

How do you know she's from Brazil?

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Wed May 23, 2018 11:47 am

Booney wrote:
How do you know she's from Brazil?

She loves nuts.

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Wed May 23, 2018 12:25 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:an individual I am catching up with apparently likes it... clearly in need of glasses, but i'll really take any sort of compliment at the moment

He sounds nice.

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Wed May 23, 2018 12:43 pm

Wedgie wrote:
Some beards contain more poo than a toilet shocking study reveals

According to microbiologists, hairy faces could actually be dirtier than a loo because of the rancid bacteria that beards collect

Sorry hipsters with your fancy face hair - apparently the average beard can have more poo in it than a toilet. Yum.

According to microbiologists, hairy faces could actually be dirtier than a loo because of the rancid bacteria that beards collect.

John Golobic, of Quest Diagnostics in New Mexico, swabbed a number of beards searching for bacteria and determined that while several beards contained normal bacteria, but some contained so much poo they were comparable to toilets.

If there were similar samples in the water system, the scientist said it would have to be shut down for disinfecting.

Dr Golobic said: "I'm usually not surprised, and I was surprised by this.

"There would be a degree of uncleanliness that would be somewhat disturbing."

Apparently the key to a poo-free beard is washing your hands and a good old thorough face scrub - and resisting twirling your moustache like a Victorian gent.

Mr Golobic added: "Try to keep your hands away from your face, as much as possible."

^ Urgh!

I'm never kissing a man with a beard again!

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Wed May 23, 2018 12:47 pm

Pseudo wrote:
Wedgie wrote:
Some beards contain more poo than a toilet shocking study reveals

According to microbiologists, hairy faces could actually be dirtier than a loo because of the rancid bacteria that beards collect

Sorry hipsters with your fancy face hair - apparently the average beard can have more poo in it than a toilet. Yum.

According to microbiologists, hairy faces could actually be dirtier than a loo because of the rancid bacteria that beards collect.

John Golobic, of Quest Diagnostics in New Mexico, swabbed a number of beards searching for bacteria and determined that while several beards contained normal bacteria, but some contained so much poo they were comparable to toilets.

If there were similar samples in the water system, the scientist said it would have to be shut down for disinfecting.

Dr Golobic said: "I'm usually not surprised, and I was surprised by this.

"There would be a degree of uncleanliness that would be somewhat disturbing."

Apparently the key to a poo-free beard is washing your hands and a good old thorough face scrub - and resisting twirling your moustache like a Victorian gent.

Mr Golobic added: "Try to keep your hands away from your face, as much as possible."

^ Urgh!

I'm never kissing a man with a beard again!

You can still **** him though.

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Wed May 23, 2018 12:49 pm

Do you know how I know you're gay?

Your d*** tastes like s**t

am Bays · Post by **am Bays** » Wed May 23, 2018 1:01 pm

Booney wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
Wedgie wrote:
Some beards contain more poo than a toilet shocking study reveals

According to microbiologists, hairy faces could actually be dirtier than a loo because of the rancid bacteria that beards collect

Sorry hipsters with your fancy face hair - apparently the average beard can have more poo in it than a toilet. Yum.

According to microbiologists, hairy faces could actually be dirtier than a loo because of the rancid bacteria that beards collect.

John Golobic, of Quest Diagnostics in New Mexico, swabbed a number of beards searching for bacteria and determined that while several beards contained normal bacteria, but some contained so much poo they were comparable to toilets.

If there were similar samples in the water system, the scientist said it would have to be shut down for disinfecting.

Dr Golobic said: "I'm usually not surprised, and I was surprised by this.

"There would be a degree of uncleanliness that would be somewhat disturbing."

Apparently the key to a poo-free beard is washing your hands and a good old thorough face scrub - and resisting twirling your moustache like a Victorian gent.

Mr Golobic added: "Try to keep your hands away from your face, as much as possible."

^ Urgh!

I'm never kissing a man with a beard again!

You can still **** him though.

Roger, that...

woodublieve12 · Post by **woodublieve12** » Wed May 23, 2018 1:14 pm

HH3 wrote:Do you know how I know you're gay?

Your d*** tastes like s**t

PatowalongaPirate · Post by **PatowalongaPirate** » Wed May 23, 2018 2:04 pm

Rogue Brewery in Oregon have a Beard Beer. It uses wild yeast originally cultured from nine beard hairs belonging to Rogue Ales' brewmaster, John Maier.

Corona Man · Post by **Corona Man** » Wed May 23, 2018 2:06 pm

PatowalongaPirate wrote:Rogue Brewery in Oregon have a Beard Beer. It uses wild yeast originally cultured from nine beard hairs belonging to Rogue Ales' brewmaster, John Maier.

Ewwww no thanks.

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Wed May 23, 2018 3:03 pm

PatowalongaPirate wrote:Rogue Brewery in Oregon have a Beard Beer. It uses wild yeast originally cultured from nine beard hairs belonging to Rogue Ales' brewmaster, John Maier.

Makes you wonder who he's going to source the yeast from when he tries a Vaginal Infection Beer...

PatowalongaPirate · Post by **PatowalongaPirate** » Wed May 23, 2018 3:27 pm

Pseudo wrote:
PatowalongaPirate wrote:Rogue Brewery in Oregon have a Beard Beer. It uses wild yeast originally cultured from nine beard hairs belonging to Rogue Ales' brewmaster, John Maier.

Makes you wonder who he's going to source the yeast from when he tries a Vaginal Infection Beer...

Isn't that Tooheys Extra Dry?

Corona Man · Post by **Corona Man** » Wed May 23, 2018 3:40 pm

PatowalongaPirate wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
PatowalongaPirate wrote:Rogue Brewery in Oregon have a Beard Beer. It uses wild yeast originally cultured from nine beard hairs belonging to Rogue Ales' brewmaster, John Maier.

Makes you wonder who he's going to source the yeast from when he tries a Vaginal Infection Beer...

Isn't that Tooheys Extra Dry?

Nup. Pirate life.

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Wed May 23, 2018 3:45 pm

Corona Man wrote:Nup. Pirate life.

Thought it may have been 50 lashes

bennymacca · Post by **bennymacca** » Wed May 23, 2018 3:46 pm

PatowalongaPirate wrote:Rogue Brewery in Oregon have a Beard Beer. It uses wild yeast originally cultured from nine beard hairs belonging to Rogue Ales' brewmaster, John Maier.

ive tried it.

wasn't bad.

beards are awesome and people who shave are just jealous they cant grow a beard

Corona Man · Post by **Corona Man** » Wed May 23, 2018 3:47 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Nup. Pirate life.

Thought it may have been 50 gashes

EFA

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