Things that make you laugh

[johntheclaret]

We have one here, wears ridiculous heels and walks like a newly born calf. You'd love to stick a mirror in front of her so she can see how silly she looks.

I like when they're in ridiculous sized heels, and they have to run - then they truly look like a new born calf - half squat position, hunched over, legs spread, feet moving flat (no pushing off on toes/landing on heels).. kinda moving like they've got a big poo sitting in their knickers!

Uncomfy?

What, the shoes or that post? It sure made me uncomfortable

[Lightning McQueen]

What, the shoes or that post? It sure made me uncomfortable

His shoes.

[HH3]

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[johntheclaret]

The Mercure Hotel Otley

Fawlty Towers has nothing on this place

[Corona Man]

Getting a text this morning that an ump has had to pull out of a game today due to ill health, and can I take the appointment. It’s my daughters women’s div 3 game!

[mighty_tiger_79]

Getting a text this morning that an ump has had to pull out of a game today due to ill health, and can I take the appointment. It’s my daughters women’s div 3 game!

#freekickdaughter

[Corona Man]

Getting a text this morning that an ump has had to pull out of a game today due to ill health, and can I take the appointment. It’s my daughters women’s div 3 game!

#freekickdaughter

#holdingtheballdaughter

[cracka]

Getting a text this morning that an ump has had to pull out of a game today due to ill health, and can I take the appointment. It’s my daughters women’s div 3 game!

#freekickdaughter

#holdingtheballdaughter

#3voteslitllemisscorona

[Corona Man]

Getting a text this morning that an ump has had to pull out of a game today due to ill health, and can I take the appointment. It’s my daughters women’s div 3 game!

#freekickdaughter

#holdingtheballdaughter

#3voteslitllemisscorona

#gottagetakickfirst

[Corona Man]

Game over & home now. Miss C did not feature in the votes. Funny story from today, umpired with our "boss" who is an ex AFL ump. Asked him who gave him the best spray ever at half time.

[carey]

Game over & home now. Miss C did not feature in the votes. Funny story from today, umpired with our "boss" who is an ex AFL ump. Asked him who gave him the best spray ever at half time.

And his answer was?

[Corona Man]

Game over & home now. Miss C did not feature in the votes. Funny story from today, umpired with our "boss" who is an ex AFL ump. Asked him who gave him the best spray ever at half time.

And his answer was?

I will post this in my dear diary thread tales of a local umpy!

[LaughingKookaburra]

Watching those storage wars shows you know they stretch the truth to what they say items are worth and what people will pay for it.

This takes the cake though!

https://www.aetv.com.au/shows/storage-w ... -canada-2/

[Lightning McQueen]

Watching those storage wars shows you know they stretch the truth to what they say items are worth and what people will pay for it.

This takes the cake though!

https://www.aetv.com.au/shows/storage-w ... -canada-2/

Which old bat was worth $250?

[bulldogproud]

The sporting weekend which I just had (the only way I can get through it is to laugh!):

My house at school, Campion, came fourth out of four, in House Performances
Both squash teams I looked after lost 4-0
Centrals were mercilessly squished
Western Bulldogs could not kick a goal after half-time
1st XV111 lost by 130 points
2nd XVIII lost by 60 points
Year 10’s lost by 157 points
My Badminton team lost 6-0
Liverpool lost the European League Final (thanks to two howlers)
Crows did a Centrals in Alice Springs
England were humbled by Pakistan (the seventh-ranked International side, whom even Ireland nearly beat!)

[Booney]

The sporting weekend which I just had (the only way I can get through it is to laugh!):

My house at school, Campion, came fourth out of four, in House Performances
Both squash teams I looked after lost 4-0
Centrals were mercilessly squished
Western Bulldogs could not kick a goal after half-time
1st XV111 lost by 130 points
2nd XVIII lost by 60 points
Year 10’s lost by 157 points
My Badminton team lost 6-0
Liverpool lost the European League Final (thanks to two howlers)
Crows did a Centrals in Alice Springs
England were humbled by Pakistan (the seventh-ranked International side, whom even Ireland nearly beat!)

Good times.

[Lightning McQueen]

The sporting weekend which I just had (the only way I can get through it is to laugh!):

My house at school, Campion, came fourth out of four, in House Performances
Both squash teams I looked after lost 4-0
Centrals were mercilessly squished
Western Bulldogs could not kick a goal after half-time
1st XV111 lost by 130 points
2nd XVIII lost by 60 points
Year 10’s lost by 157 points
My Badminton team lost 6-0
Liverpool lost the European League Final (thanks to two howlers)
Crows did a Centrals in Alice Springs
England were humbled by Pakistan (the seventh-ranked International side, whom even Ireland nearly beat!)

Sorry to hear about the badminton.

[Footy Chick]

The sporting weekend which I just had (the only way I can get through it is to laugh!):

My house at school, Campion, came fourth out of four, in House Performances

Hey, I was a Campion Champion!

Except we were good when I was there

In fairness, St Ignatius has never been up there in terms of footy schools.

The only remotely good footballers to come out of the school in my time were Tom Warhurst and the Kelly brothers.

[MW]

An eclectic range of sports there.

[Lightning McQueen]

Drug and alcohol testing today at work, this one person shits themselves every time, they just took some orders to get takeaway, I said to everyone "they wont be back today".

All of a sudden there's a message to their manager saying they've been called away for a family emergency, it bemuses me how they get away with it, I know they're on something most days, sometimes they look like they could see around corners.