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heater31 wrote:
HH3 wrote:A mate of mine (24) says it all the time. Also pronounces "th" as "fff".

I make sure to stop him and correct him in front of everyone.

Or at least mock him.

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HH3 wrote:
heater31 wrote:
HH3 wrote:A mate of mine (24) says it all the time. Also pronounces "th" as "fff".

I make sure to stop him and correct him in front of everyone.

Or at least mock him.

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Booney wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:People that say 'yous'

should be executed on the spot


A bloke in our Melbourne offices puts "youse" in emails.


So he youses it often?
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our second flat tyre in a month. its been years since ive had one, but now, two different cars have had them in a short space of time..... both due to **** letting stuff fall on the road that shouldnt be there. in my cars case, it was a pair of side cutters, straight through the tread handle first, and the tyre couldnt be saved. at least this time its only a nail and should be repairable but seriously, how hard is it for presumably tradies to ******* put stuff away before they drive off??
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having my onions on the bottom of my snag sandwich, just wasnt the same :evil: :evil:
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locky801 wrote:having my onions on the bottom of my snag sandwich, just wasnt the same :evil: :evil:


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Volkswagen drivers, if a f******* if hooning around a residential area you can basically guarantee its a F****** in a Volkswagen
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Armchair expert wrote:Volkswagen drivers, if a f******* if hooning around a residential area you can basically guarantee its a F****** in a Volkswagen

If you live in Düsseldorf.
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Armchair expert wrote:Volkswagen drivers, if a f******* if hooning around a residential area you can basically guarantee its a F****** in a Volkswagen


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Lightning McQueen wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Volkswagen drivers, if a f******* if hooning around a residential area you can basically guarantee its a F****** in a Volkswagen

If you live in Düsseldorf.


Or Torrensville
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Armchair expert wrote:Volkswagen drivers, if a f******* if hooning around a residential area you can basically guarantee its a F****** in a Volkswagen


I 100% agree. I've got two VW Golf drivers on my street who are both absolute f**kwits. One nearly clipped me, then pulled into a house a few doors down.

You must have to flat foot them to get going.
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Roll up, walk in the door, phones already ringing, no ones picking it up, HH3 picks up, its a complete tosser, tosser swears at HH3, HH3 tells drivers to take their time with this "urgent" delivery....

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HH3 wrote:Roll up, walk in the door, phones already ringing, no ones picking it up, HH3 picks up, its a complete tosser, tosser swears at HH3, HH3 tells drivers to take their time with this "urgent" delivery....

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HH3 wrote:Roll up, walk in the door, phones already ringing, no ones picking it up, HH3 picks up, its a complete tosser, tosser swears at HH3, HH3 tells drivers to take their time with this "urgent" delivery....

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HH3 wrote:Roll up, walk in the door, phones already ringing, no ones picking it up, HH3 picks up, its a complete tosser, tosser swears at HH3, HH3 tells drivers to take their time with this "urgent" delivery....

Happy Friday.


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HH3 wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Volkswagen drivers, if a f******* if hooning around a residential area you can basically guarantee its a F****** in a Volkswagen


I 100% agree. I've got two VW Golf drivers on my street who are both absolute f**kwits. One nearly clipped me, then pulled into a house a few doors down.

You must have to flat foot them to get going.

My brother had a VW Golf when he was about 20, he reckons it was the zippiest thing he's ever had, there was a bit of a maze of a laneway in Prospect back in the day and he'd absolutely hoot through there for a laugh at everyone's expense, it was scary AF.
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Booney wrote:
HH3 wrote:Roll up, walk in the door, phones already ringing, no ones picking it up, HH3 picks up, its a complete tosser, tosser swears at HH3, HH3 tells drivers to take their time with this "urgent" delivery....

Happy Friday.


I can cheer you up. I rolled in late after lawn bowls last night, boss had a bacon and egg sandwich on my desk and tells me he's going around 10:30 and won't be back.


I can also cheer you up. I just got up after a fair few froffs last night. Heading into town for “brunch” and then going to wander down to Adelaide Oval and watch some cricket with some beers.


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Lightning McQueen wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Volkswagen drivers, if a f******* if hooning around a residential area you can basically guarantee its a F****** in a Volkswagen


I 100% agree. I've got two VW Golf drivers on my street who are both absolute f**kwits. One nearly clipped me, then pulled into a house a few doors down.

You must have to flat foot them to get going.

My brother had a VW Golf when he was about 20, he reckons it was the zippiest thing he's ever had, there was a bit of a maze of a laneway in Prospect back in the day and he'd absolutely hoot through there for a laugh at everyone's expense, it was scary AF.


My boss has a 2 year old Golf R, it's a scream to get around in. Like a train on tracks.
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The Ash Man wrote:
Booney wrote:
HH3 wrote:Roll up, walk in the door, phones already ringing, no ones picking it up, HH3 picks up, its a complete tosser, tosser swears at HH3, HH3 tells drivers to take their time with this "urgent" delivery....

Happy Friday.


I can cheer you up. I rolled in late after lawn bowls last night, boss had a bacon and egg sandwich on my desk and tells me he's going around 10:30 and won't be back.


I can also cheer you up. I just got up after a fair few froffs last night. Heading into town for “brunch” and then going to wander down to Adelaide Oval and watch some cricket with some beers.


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The Ash Man wrote:
Booney wrote:
HH3 wrote:Roll up, walk in the door, phones already ringing, no ones picking it up, HH3 picks up, its a complete tosser, tosser swears at HH3, HH3 tells drivers to take their time with this "urgent" delivery....

Happy Friday.


I can cheer you up. I rolled in late after lawn bowls last night, boss had a bacon and egg sandwich on my desk and tells me he's going around 10:30 and won't be back.


I can also cheer you up. I just got up after a fair few froffs last night. Heading into town for “brunch” and then going to wander down to Adelaide Oval and watch some cricket with some beers.


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