Can someone tell him I know everything please?Bum Crack wrote:How did you know I have a special pissing spot in the back yard?Booney wrote:Oh, and wash you hands after you piss on the lemon tree you dirty bastard.
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No you don't. I don't have a lemon treeBooney wrote:Can someone tell him I know everything please?Bum Crack wrote:How did you know I have a special pissing spot in the back yard?Booney wrote:Oh, and wash you hands after you piss on the lemon tree you dirty bastard.
So you've seen everything have you?
Yep
Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
No
Well you haven't seen everything then have you.
Yep
Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
No
Well you haven't seen everything then have you.
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Bum Crack wrote:No you don't. I don't have a lemon treeBooney wrote:Can someone tell him I know everything please?Bum Crack wrote:How did you know I have a special pissing spot in the back yard?Booney wrote:Oh, and wash you hands after you piss on the lemon tree you dirty bastard.
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I just want a ******* beer from a frosty cold pint glassBooney wrote:Pubs....
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Still showing no crowds at sports from June 8, so where does that leave Ammo's footy etc that say they need crowds or wont go ahead?heater31 wrote:I just want a ******* beer from a frosty cold pint glassBooney wrote:Pubs....
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Say its a funeral and its 30!Bum Crack wrote:Ok so I can still have 10 people in total at my joint tomorrow for a BBQ?Booney wrote:Yes, stage 1 we've sort of been in all along.Bum Crack wrote:I see stage 1 allows 5 visitors at home. Isn't it already set at 10 people can be at home in SA?
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I seriously doubt it.Booney wrote:Uni, TAFE, RTO's back to face to face training from Monday
Clowns OUT. Smears OUT. RESIST THE OCCUPATION.
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See above.Pseudo wrote:I seriously doubt it.Booney wrote:Uni, TAFE, RTO's back to face to face training from Monday
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Easy done - just say a few words over the pig as you turn it on the spit.mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Say its a funeral and its 30!Bum Crack wrote:Ok so I can still have 10 people in total at my joint tomorrow for a BBQ?Booney wrote:Yes, stage 1 we've sort of been in all along.Bum Crack wrote:I see stage 1 allows 5 visitors at home. Isn't it already set at 10 people can be at home in SA?
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Celebrity chef Pete Evans is spruiking a $15,000 light machine to recharge the body and he
claims it can treat “Wuhan coronavirus” with light ‘recipes’.
Don't waste your money folks. For $2.50 I'll sell you an 'Anti-Coronavirus Magic Candle' and
a box of matches. All you have to do is self isolate at midnight, light the magic candle, then
simply walk around it backwards chanting 'there's no place like home' 5 million times.
If you remain conscious, I can (almost) guarantee covid 19 will have magically disappeared!
For just $50.00 you can upgrade to my deluxe kit that comes with ruby slippers and directions
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claims it can treat “Wuhan coronavirus” with light ‘recipes’.
Don't waste your money folks. For $2.50 I'll sell you an 'Anti-Coronavirus Magic Candle' and
a box of matches. All you have to do is self isolate at midnight, light the magic candle, then
simply walk around it backwards chanting 'there's no place like home' 5 million times.
If you remain conscious, I can (almost) guarantee covid 19 will have magically disappeared!
For just $50.00 you can upgrade to my deluxe kit that comes with ruby slippers and directions
home from Kansas (storms permitting). You must hurry though! This is definitely a limited offer
and all customers must sign a statutory declaration claiming an I.Q. less than 5 and photographic
proof of every fairy at the bottom of their gardens.
Order forms are coming soon! Don't you be the one to miss out!
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AdFL are good to go thenBooney wrote:If gatherings of 20 are stage 2 and 100 are in stage 3 then footy can't start until stage 3, surely?
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Marshall was clear that it's non contact sport that can start back up and only in groups of 10.Dutchy wrote:AdFL are good to go thenBooney wrote:If gatherings of 20 are stage 2 and 100 are in stage 3 then footy can't start until stage 3, surely?
Footy is a ways off yet.
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Not the way I played...put me in coach!Booney wrote:Marshall was clear that it's non contact sport that can start back up and only in groups of 10.Dutchy wrote:AdFL are good to go thenBooney wrote:If gatherings of 20 are stage 2 and 100 are in stage 3 then footy can't start until stage 3, surely?
Footy is a ways off yet.
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Jim05 wrote:South Rd Edwardstown back to a car park again. Traffic everywhere
I thought the same this morning - well it was nice while it lasted
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Geez looks like I have 2 more months of holidays!
Well, its been a while but I'm off for a camping trip somewhere on Monday, might as well!
Well, its been a while but I'm off for a camping trip somewhere on Monday, might as well!
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Stage 3 will happen after 8th JuneBooney wrote:If gatherings of 20 are stage 2 and 100 are in stage 3 then footy can't start until stage 3, surely?
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Each stage will be a minimum of 2 weeks.Bluedemon wrote:Stage 3 will happen after 8th JuneBooney wrote:If gatherings of 20 are stage 2 and 100 are in stage 3 then footy can't start until stage 3, surely?
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These restrictions are just so ridiculous now.
I would have far less chance of catching anything if i attended a country footy game in outdoor space with 1000 other people than i would if i go to the supermarket.
Not that there is any chance of catching this thing anyway.
This has gone on long enough, it is now at the point where the death toll will be far bigger by keeping restrictions than opening up the state.
We need to go it alone on our restrictions like the NT have done
I would have far less chance of catching anything if i attended a country footy game in outdoor space with 1000 other people than i would if i go to the supermarket.
Not that there is any chance of catching this thing anyway.
This has gone on long enough, it is now at the point where the death toll will be far bigger by keeping restrictions than opening up the state.
We need to go it alone on our restrictions like the NT have done
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