Coronavirus (Covid19)

Magellan · Post by **Magellan** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:39 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:How do you shove the muffing through your mask?
Not sure but I’d have a crack...
Someone might snatch it off you.

Should've ordered the vagetarian option.

amber_fluid · Post by **amber_fluid** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:40 am

Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:How do you shove the muffing through your mask?
Not sure but I’d have a crack...
Someone might snatch it off you.
Should've ordered the vagetarian option.

Haha that is fanny!

Magellan · Post by **Magellan** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:42 am

amber_fluid wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:Not sure but I’d have a crack...
Someone might snatch it off you.
Should've ordered the vagetarian option.
Haha that is fanny!

That's 'cause you're a real puss-over.

amber_fluid · Post by **amber_fluid** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:44 am

Magellan wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote: Someone might snatch it off you.
Should've ordered the vagetarian option.
Haha that is fanny!
That's 'cause you're a real puss-over.

Why don’t you minge your own business

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:46 am

amber_fluid wrote:
Why don’t you minge your own business

Stop beating around the bush.

amber_fluid · Post by **amber_fluid** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:51 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Why don’t you minge your own business
Stop beating around the bush.

Twat are you talking about?

Magellan · Post by **Magellan** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:53 am

This discussion is becoming ovary filled with puns. Some might say it's becoming labia'd.

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 11:38 am

Magellan wrote:This discussion is becoming ovary filled with puns. Some might say it's becoming labia'd.

I'm almost disgusted, it is bordering on the vulvar.

JK · Post by JK » Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:29 pm

Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:How do you shove the muffing through your mask?
Not sure but I’d have a crack...
Someone might snatch it off you.
Should've ordered the vagetarian option.

Couldn't have the Cockys Tongue or gutted Rabbit then ...

Magellan · Post by **Magellan** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:30 pm

Pseudo wrote:
Magellan wrote:This discussion is becoming ovary filled with puns. Some might say it's becoming labia'd.
I'm almost disgusted, it is bordering on the vulvar.

Could be worse - they could be accompanied by songs performed by a menstrual.

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 1:21 pm

Magellan wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
Magellan wrote:This discussion is becoming ovary filled with puns. Some might say it's becoming labia'd.
I'm almost disgusted, it is bordering on the vulvar.
Could be worse - they could be accompanied by songs performed by a menstrual.

There is an obvious vulvar pun which hasn't been made yet. I c*nt believe that nobody else thought of it first.

Post by **Wedgie** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 1:37 pm

No need to get in a flap about it Pseudo.

am Bays · Post by **am Bays** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 1:56 pm

Camel toe think about it, don't you clam up now Pseudo, it's getting fishy in here...

Post by **Wedgie** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 2:04 pm

Does he work in the pubic service?

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 2:10 pm

He did, just liquor now.

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 2:14 pm

Booney wrote:He did, just liquor now.

At Jacks bar?

Liquor at the front
Poker at the rear

am Bays · Post by **am Bays** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 2:41 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:He did, just liquor now.
At Jacks bar?

Liquor at the front
Poker at the rear

Just keep beavering away you lot at these puns you lot they're fanny

Corona Man · Post by **Corona Man** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 5:45 pm

Jesus.... one Apple muffin, lead to all of this....

Post by **Wedgie** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:03 pm

A guy walks into the bar today.
Me: "Can you please check in via the Covid App or manually please"
Him: " I've already checked in"
Me: "Can I see your app to prove that please" (I knew he hadn't)
Him: "Oh, I didn't check in here, I checked in at lots of places before I came here"
Me: * sigh *

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Thu Dec 10, 2020 9:24 pm

Wedgie wrote:A guy walks into the bar today.
Me: "Can you please check in via the Covid App or manually please"
Him: " I've already checked in"
Me: "Can I see your app to prove that please" (I knew he hadn't)
Him: "Oh, I didn't check in here, I checked in at lots of places before I came here"
Me: * sigh *

People are “pretending” to check in all the time.
I see it all day.

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