Things that give you the sh1ts

[Pseudo]

There must be some good conveyancers among them.

I've used Holdfast Conveyancing a few times and have always been happy with the service.

[Brodlach]

I went through that we bought our house, 90 minutes before closing I was told I needed to pay $2350 immediately or it wouldn’t go through and the contract cancelled. Had no indication at all beforehand

A bit of loose change in the ashtray for you hey mate?

I was lucky I did have it.

[Armchair expert]

South Road what a disgrace around Sturt Rd area

[Lightning McQueen]

Why is it whenever you spill a bit of coffee or in this case, caesar salad sauce, it always lands right where your willy is and generally when you're wearing light coloured pants.

[Spargo]

Why is it whenever you spill a bit of coffee or in this case, caesar salad sauce, it always lands right where your willy is

I’ve heard there’s a fair few inches of pants we’re covering here too, big fella..,

[MW]

South Road what a disgrace around Sturt Rd area

What's your issue with it? Its the best its ever been through there

[Spargo]

South Road what a disgrace around Sturt Rd area

What's your issue with it? Its the best its ever been through there

Poorly signed IMO

[JK]

Why is it whenever you spill a bit of coffee or in this case, caesar salad sauce, it always lands right where your willy is and generally when you're wearing light coloured pants.

Those stains just below your knee are usually the hardest to remove hey Shirvo?

[Lightning McQueen]

Why is it whenever you spill a bit of coffee or in this case, caesar salad sauce, it always lands right where your willy is

I’ve heard there’s a fair few inches of pants we’re covering here too, big fella..,

They reckon that those who brag about their willy size generally aren't well endowed, it's funny though because I don't brag.

[Lightning McQueen]

Why is it whenever you spill a bit of coffee or in this case, caesar salad sauce, it always lands right where your willy is and generally when you're wearing light coloured pants.

Those stains just below your knee are usually the hardest to remove hey Shirvo?

knee pads mate.

[MW]

South Road what a disgrace around Sturt Rd area

What's your issue with it? Its the best its ever been through there

Poorly signed IMO

once you've used it a couple of times its fine.

[whufc]

GF week for cricket should be exciting, nerve wracking and all the other fun sport emotions in between.

Unfortunately though the game is being played at Wilmington where they are expecting 80% chance of 10ml of rain meaning a washout...…….the forecast definitely takes away a bit of what should be a bloody exciting week.

[Dutchy]

GF week for cricket should be exciting, nerve wracking and all the other fun sport emotions in between.

Unfortunately though the game is being played at Wilmington where they are expecting 80% chance of 10ml of rain meaning a washout...…….the forecast definitely takes away a bit of what should be a bloody exciting week.

Plenty of time for the forecast to change, esp this time of year weather reporting is pretty variable

[Lightning McQueen]

GF week for cricket should be exciting, nerve wracking and all the other fun sport emotions in between.

Unfortunately though the game is being played at Wilmington where they are expecting 80% chance of 10ml of rain meaning a washout...…….the forecast definitely takes away a bit of what should be a bloody exciting week.

Orroroo 25 degress and 50% chance of 1-8 mm, you'll be fine.

[amber_fluid]

Why is it whenever you spill a bit of coffee or in this case, caesar salad sauce, it always lands right where your willy is

I’ve heard there’s a fair few inches of pants we’re covering here too, big fella..,

They reckon that those who brag about their willy size generally aren't well endowed, it's funny though because I don't brag.

Ive heard you enter the 3 legged race by yourself.

[Lightning McQueen]

Ive heard you enter the 3 legged race by yourself.

I slid on my guts.

[Lightning McQueen]

Needed a dump but one of the two poo stations was occupied so I thought I'd let them do their business in peace.

I waited at least 15 minutes but there was no movement at the station but I went in again anyway, the prick was still in there so I thought you're time is up I need to go.

Whoever it was sat motionless for my duration, I was thinking they'd pull the pin and make an exit while I was still on the throne but no, they were sitting this one out.

Anyway, as a gesture of my appreciation I flicked the light off on my way out, they still haven't emerged.

[Booney]

He out yet?

[Jim05]

Needed a dump but one of the two poo stations was occupied so I thought I'd let them do their business in peace.

I waited at least 15 minutes but there was no movement at the station but I went in again anyway, the prick was still in there so I thought you're time is up I need to go.

Whoever it was sat motionless for my duration, I was thinking they'd pull the pin and make an exit while I was still on the throne but no, they were sitting this one out.

Anyway, as a gesture of my appreciation I flicked the light off on my way out, they still haven't emerged.

We had a bloke at work that was a bit of a prankster and he would sneak into the toilet stall, lock the door and then climb out over the top. A few of us knew about it but didn’t let on and it was hilarious seeing blokes banging on the door and yelling abuse at an empty stall

[Spargo]

I was thinking they'd pull the pin

They may well have been if they’d been in there that long...