Worst Movies

Bum Crack · Post by **Bum Crack** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:27 am

Hudson Hawk is absolute puss but the worse would be Mr Holland's Opus. I watched that with the missus and it was the worse two and a half hours of my life. I've hated Richard Dreyfuss' guts ever since.

silicone skyline · Post by **silicone skyline** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:00 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:Can anyone name a good Christmas Movie?? OK, Die Hard LOL.

regards,

REB

Con Air was Christmas Time right?

I thought Love Actually was ok.

Magpiespower · Post by **Magpiespower** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:59 am

Australia

Baron Greenback · Post by **Baron Greenback** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:26 pm

Get Smart.
Biggest load of crap I've ever seen.

silicone skyline · Post by **silicone skyline** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:07 pm

Chuck Norris wrote:Get Smart.
Biggest load of crap I've ever seen.

I thought it was great.

Americans took something good and kept it good rather than trying to make it better and turning it into a steaming turd burger.

whufc · Post by **whufc** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:40 pm

The Air i Breathe

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:34 pm

The missus came back from the video shop with a DVD entitled "Smart People".

Took me less than 30 minutes to decide I'd rather be on the computer telling y'all how bad it is, rather than actually watching it.

Jimmy_041 · Post by **Jimmy_041** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:35 pm

tedbullpit wrote:Meet the Spartans, Scream 3 & Freddy got Fingered. 3 of the worst movies I've ever seen.

Freddy Got Fingered is OK when you are on mind altering drugs

Jimmy_041 · Post by **Jimmy_041** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:49 pm

Pseudo wrote:On ABC2 tonight was...

Pufnstuf

Sweet. Mother. Of. God.

I never got in to HR Pufnstuf as a kid, I was never able to understand it.

Now as an adult, even with the benefit of a couple of Lowenbraus and a couple of glasses of red, I still did not understand it.

In fact I am scared that a human mind could dream up that kind of sh!t. I'd heard that the drugs in the sixties were heavy, but never really appreciated this. It is evident that HR Pufnstuf could only have been conceived by someone who'd taken too much of the wrong sort of acid. And if that's what acid does to a brain, then I'm glad I stuck to the beer.

Apparently the McDonaldland characters were lifted entirely from the realm of HR Pufnstuf. I can understand neither why anyone thought this would help in selling more hamburgers, nor why it turned out to be absolutely, unquestioningly successful. I can surmise only that McDonalds hamburgers must be full of the same sort of smack which the Kroffts were smoking when they dreamed up HR Pufnstuff.

Amidst the surrealism was a tiny patch of irony: Mama Cass cast as one of Witchiepoo's cronies; in her first scene she is pictured on the telephone while reclining in a bathtub full of food. Mostly fruit. I looked for a ham sandwich, but could not see one.

And to think that ABC2 canned replays of the VFL, WAFL and SANFL - but is happy to defile our HF bandwidth with this kind of garbage. Somebody at the ABC is responsible for this. As a taxpayer I demand to see his head on a platter.

Not only one of the worst movies, but one of the worst kids franchises ever made. Avoid, avoid, avoid. I am dreading going to sleep tonight, for I know that my dreams will be replete with talking alarm clocks, a giant lizard with a southern accent, a hyperintelligent owl, and a couple of mute firemen wearing contrasting pastille coloured uniforms.

Bad. Bad, bad bad bad bad bad baaaaaaaad. BAD.

Cripes mate - you've got HR Puffenstuff issues that need attending....or do I??

Zelezny Chucks · Post by **Zelezny Chucks** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:51 am

Jimmy_041 wrote:
tedbullpit wrote:Meet the Spartans, Scream 3 & Freddy got Fingered. 3 of the worst movies I've ever seen.

Freddy Got Fingered is OK when you are on mind altering drugs

Especially the gear Drew Barrymore was on when she married Tom Green.

Bum Crack · Post by **Bum Crack** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:56 am

Zelezny Chucks wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
tedbullpit wrote:Meet the Spartans, Scream 3 & Freddy got Fingered. 3 of the worst movies I've ever seen.

Freddy Got Fingered is OK when you are on mind altering drugs

Especially the gear Drew Barrymore was on when she married Tom Green.

Must agree there. That bloke is a complete toss.

MatteeG · Post by **MatteeG** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:30 am

Pseudo wrote:The missus came back from the video shop with a DVD entitled "Smart People".

Took me less than 30 minutes to decide I'd rather be on the computer telling y'all how bad it is, rather than actually watching it.

LOL- I was trapped on a flight to Perth for that movie Pseudo- nothing like a captive audience. It bites, you made the right call.

JK · Post by JK » Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:11 pm

Went with some group several years ago to see "The Bridges Of Madison County" ... What a snoozefest that was!! :roll:

Magpiespower · Post by **Magpiespower** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:37 am

Just had the misfortune of watching Angels in America.

All six hours of it.

Glib theatrical treatment of serious subject matter.

Should've stayed on the stage where it obviously belongs...

silicone skyline · Post by **silicone skyline** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:45 am

Be Kind Rewind.

Be kind, destroy it.

The Ash Man · Post by **The Ash Man** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:13 am

'All In' is quite possibly the worst movie I have seen for a long time

If you see it come up on Foxtel avoid it like the plague

Baron Greenback · Post by **Baron Greenback** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:08 am

Watched Indiana Jones Temple of Doom for the first time in ages last night.
Loved the second half, but could not stand the first half.
Kate Capshaw, as hot as she is, needed to be shot in the first scene.
Or they at least could have gagged her!

Bum Crack · Post by **Bum Crack** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:23 am

There's a movie called Peter Safralidis and the Beep Test. It sucks big time. Whatever you do, don't get it.

JK · Post by JK » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:31 am

The Ash Man wrote:'All In' is quite possibly the worst movie I have seen for a long time

If you see it come up on Foxtel avoid it like the plague

Fair call ... A disgraceful movie, just simply woe-fkn-ful!!

Can't go past "Rounders" for a top notch Poker movie.

The Ash Man · Post by **The Ash Man** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:42 am

Constance_Perm wrote:
The Ash Man wrote:'All In' is quite possibly the worst movie I have seen for a long time

If you see it come up on Foxtel avoid it like the plague

Fair call ... A disgraceful movie, just simply woe-****ing-ful!!

Can't go past "Rounders" for a top notch Poker movie.

Agree totally, one of my faves

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