Things that make you laugh

Anything!
Post Reply
The Bedge
Coach
Posts: 17877
Joined: Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:28 am
Team: Port Adelaide Magpies
Location: BarbeeCueAria
Has thanked: 3336 times
Been thanked: 4469 times
Contact:

Re: Things that make you laugh

Post by The Bedge »

Spargo wrote:
The Bedge wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:LM belt you at Friday night drinks?
Bad influence that bloke :lol:
Still haven’t told us who got barred...
Neither of us - another regular.. still don't really know what it was for seemed a bit of an over reaction from the lady working! :lol:
Dolphin Treasure wrote:Your an attention seeking embarsement..
User avatar
Footy Chick
Moderator
Posts: 27021
Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:44 pm
Team: Port Adelaide Magpies
Team: Adelaide Crows
Location: anywhere I want to be...
Has thanked: 1794 times
Been thanked: 2249 times
Contact:

Re: Things that make you laugh

Post by Footy Chick »

am Bays wrote:Checking out a house to buy up here

Looking a the photos on line, house is currently being used as a rental one of the rooms has a sign proudly displayed, "Bundy B!tch" along with a lot of high vis clothes strewn about.

Not 100% sure of the efforts that's been put into presentation....
I've heard the house prices have taken an absolute dive since they stopped the gas works up there.

I was seeing $770k + for houses in Palmerston, ridiculous!
My new Mantra - I am no longer available to things and people that make me feel like shit
User avatar
Lightning McQueen
Coach
Posts: 55283
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:43 am
Location: Radiator Springs
Has thanked: 4977 times
Been thanked: 9058 times
Contact:

Re: Things that make you laugh

Post by Lightning McQueen »

The Bedge wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:LM belt you at Friday night drinks?
Bad influence that bloke :lol:
Butter wouldn't melt in my mouth mate.
HOGG SHIELD DIVISION V WINNER 2018.
User avatar
Lightning McQueen
Coach
Posts: 55283
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:43 am
Location: Radiator Springs
Has thanked: 4977 times
Been thanked: 9058 times
Contact:

Re: Things that make you laugh

Post by Lightning McQueen »

The Bedge wrote: Neither of us - another regular.. still don't really know what it was for seemed a bit of an over reaction from the lady working! :lol:
There was a boycott from his group over the weekend, they are usually there on both days.

Yeah, I thought she was a bit harsh to begin with but I think we all got her wrong with her initial request, he didn't need to go on a tangent like he did though.
HOGG SHIELD DIVISION V WINNER 2018.
User avatar
Wedgie
Site Admin
Posts: 51723
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:00 am
Team: North Adelaide
Team: Geelong
Team: Noarlunga
Has thanked: 2153 times
Been thanked: 4093 times
Contact:

Re: Things that make you laugh

Post by Wedgie »

Lightning McQueen wrote:
The Bedge wrote: Neither of us - another regular.. still don't really know what it was for seemed a bit of an over reaction from the lady working! :lol:
There was a boycott from his group over the weekend, they are usually there on both days.

Yeah, I thought she was a bit harsh to begin with but I think we all got her wrong with her initial request, he didn't need to go on a tangent like he did though.
Anyone I know? :)
Armchair expert wrote:Such a great club are Geelong
User avatar
Lightning McQueen
Coach
Posts: 55283
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:43 am
Location: Radiator Springs
Has thanked: 4977 times
Been thanked: 9058 times
Contact:

Re: Things that make you laugh

Post by Lightning McQueen »

Wedgie wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote: There was a boycott from his group over the weekend, they are usually there on both days.

Yeah, I thought she was a bit harsh to begin with but I think we all got her wrong with her initial request, he didn't need to go on a tangent like he did though.
Anyone I know? :)
Na, this one joined the Ratpack probably 2-3 years ago, hangs about with Robin and Balf but significantly younger.
HOGG SHIELD DIVISION V WINNER 2018.
Sheik Yerbouti
League - Best 21
Posts: 2401
Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:03 pm
Location: Fuherbunker
Has thanked: 201 times
Been thanked: 204 times
Contact:

Re: Things that make you laugh

Post by Sheik Yerbouti »

Those gambling degenerates, really should make my way over some night those guys are entertainment plus when on song.
Surely the bloke banned wasn't Mini? He's an little angel.
Hey soccer you owe us 45million.
User avatar
Lightning McQueen
Coach
Posts: 55283
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:43 am
Location: Radiator Springs
Has thanked: 4977 times
Been thanked: 9058 times
Contact:

Re: Things that make you laugh

Post by Lightning McQueen »

Sheik Yerbouti wrote:Those gambling degenerates, really should make my way over some night those guys are entertainment plus when on song.
Surely the bloke banned wasn't Mini? He's an little angel.
Na, not him, did you see him on the Chase a few months ago?

It was Ditts.
HOGG SHIELD DIVISION V WINNER 2018.
User avatar
Wedgie
Site Admin
Posts: 51723
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:00 am
Team: North Adelaide
Team: Geelong
Team: Noarlunga
Has thanked: 2153 times
Been thanked: 4093 times
Contact:

Re: Things that make you laugh

Post by Wedgie »

The police body cam footge of the NRL player Curtis Scott's arrest. No wonder it was thrown out!
Poor bastard was just trying to sleep under a tree!
Armchair expert wrote:Such a great club are Geelong
Sheik Yerbouti
League - Best 21
Posts: 2401
Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:03 pm
Location: Fuherbunker
Has thanked: 201 times
Been thanked: 204 times
Contact:

Re: Things that make you laugh

Post by Sheik Yerbouti »

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Sheik Yerbouti wrote:Those gambling degenerates, really should make my way over some night those guys are entertainment plus when on song.
Surely the bloke banned wasn't Mini? He's an little angel.
Na, not him, did you see him on the Chase a few months ago?

It was Ditts.
Ditts banned...........never :D
Hey soccer you owe us 45million.
User avatar
Lightning McQueen
Coach
Posts: 55283
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:43 am
Location: Radiator Springs
Has thanked: 4977 times
Been thanked: 9058 times
Contact:

Re: Things that make you laugh

Post by Lightning McQueen »

Sheik Yerbouti wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Na, not him, did you see him on the Chase a few months ago?

It was Ditts.
Ditts banned...........never :D
:lol:

I had a dummy spit there last night, I'm joining him at the Albion tonight :lol:
HOGG SHIELD DIVISION V WINNER 2018.
Spargo
Coach
Posts: 17681
Joined: Sun Feb 26, 2012 4:42 pm
Team: Glenelg
Team: North Melbourne
Team: Sacred Heart OC
Location: Getting out of Dodge
Has thanked: 6417 times
Been thanked: 5688 times
Contact:

Re: Things that make you laugh

Post by Spargo »

The AFL round 17 thread
F#ck me...
2017 safooty NFL tipping champ
2024 champ, Spargo’s Good Friday Cup @ Ascot

Time to get moving…
MW
Coach
Posts: 14197
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:55 pm
Team: West Adelaide
Team: Adelaide Crows
Has thanked: 2804 times
Been thanked: 2098 times
Contact:

Re: Things that make you laugh

Post by MW »

Spargo wrote:The AFL round 17 thread
F#ck me...
Join in...we'll start talking about your mob soon and then the tears will be flowing :lol: :lol:
User avatar
Booney
Coach
Posts: 64118
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:47 pm
Team: Port Adelaide Magpies
Team: Port Adelaide Power
Location: Alberton proud
Has thanked: 8796 times
Been thanked: 12740 times
Contact:

Re: Things that make you laugh

Post by Booney »

Spargo wrote:The AFL round 17 thread
F#ck me...
Most talked about round in weeks, join in mate!
If you want to go quickly, go alone.

If you want to go far, go together.
User avatar
amber_fluid
Coach
Posts: 16430
Joined: Wed May 21, 2008 9:18 am
Team: Port Adelaide Magpies
Team: Carlton
Has thanked: 2468 times
Been thanked: 3047 times
Contact:

Re: Things that make you laugh

Post by amber_fluid »

MW wrote:
Spargo wrote:The AFL round 17 thread
F#ck me...
Join in...we'll start talking about your mob soon and then the tears will be flowing :lol: :lol:
Chin up lads.
Someone has to occupy the bottom 2 positions.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
User avatar
Booney
Coach
Posts: 64118
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:47 pm
Team: Port Adelaide Magpies
Team: Port Adelaide Power
Location: Alberton proud
Has thanked: 8796 times
Been thanked: 12740 times
Contact:

Re: Things that make you laugh

Post by Booney »

amber_fluid wrote:
MW wrote:
Spargo wrote:The AFL round 17 thread
F#ck me...
Join in...we'll start talking about your mob soon and then the tears will be flowing :lol: :lol:
Chin up lads.
Someone has to occupy the bottom 2 positions.
:lol:
If you want to go quickly, go alone.

If you want to go far, go together.
User avatar
Corona Man
Coach
Posts: 13229
Joined: Thu Oct 02, 2014 1:28 pm
Team: North Adelaide
Team: Hawthorn
Team: Echunga
Location: Near the Beer Fridge
Has thanked: 1354 times
Been thanked: 3821 times
Contact:

Re: Things that make you laugh

Post by Corona Man »

Booney wrote:
Spargo wrote:The AFL round 17 thread
F#ck me...
Most talked about round in weeks, join in mate!
Just catching up, some good reading lads......
1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015.... And don't you forget it!
User avatar
Corona Man
Coach
Posts: 13229
Joined: Thu Oct 02, 2014 1:28 pm
Team: North Adelaide
Team: Hawthorn
Team: Echunga
Location: Near the Beer Fridge
Has thanked: 1354 times
Been thanked: 3821 times
Contact:

Re: Things that make you laugh

Post by Corona Man »

Just called a customer here in Melbourne, the usual courtesy type call, just touching base not spoken to him for 3 months.

Me - "G'day Pete, how's things going mate?"

Customer - "******* shit-house, that **** Daniel Andrews, has completely ****** me and the industry I supply to fairy up the arse, the ******* cock sucker..."

Me - "Yeah I hear you mate"

Customer - "Seriously, the prick should be strung up in Federation Square, and everyone one the ****'s he has pissed off, should be able to kick the **** fair in the balls"...

Me - "Haha yeah mate, you're on speaker by the way"

Customer - "I don't give a ****, the whole world needs to know what an arsehole he is. My business is all but screwed we have 1 day of work a week coz of that areshole"

Me - "Well if there's anything we can do to help you out, please just let me know"...

Customer - "If you can arrange to piss off Andrews, that'd be awesome"..

Me - "A little out of our skill set, but I'll see what I can do. I will touch base with you again before the end of the year"

Customer - "Thanks mate, catch you then, oh by the way, your products are awesome, cheers"
1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015.... And don't you forget it!
User avatar
JK
Coach
Posts: 37469
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:11 am
Team: Norwood
Team: SMOSH West Lakes
Location: Coopers Hill
Has thanked: 4509 times
Been thanked: 3028 times
Contact:

Re: Things that make you laugh

Post by JK »

Having breakfast outside on Sunday morning with the missus when our 11yr old son joins us with his plate of toast in one hand and iPad in the other. The bride says "Ned, you're gonna lose your breakfast, hold your plate straight"

Without missing a beat he whips back "It's straighter than the pole you dance on at work". I ******* lost it :lol: :lol:

Bride 0 - Son 1 :D
FUSC
User avatar
Magellan
Coach
Posts: 5981
Joined: Sat May 12, 2007 12:04 pm
Team: North Adelaide
Location: Four Seasons Total Landscaping
Has thanked: 756 times
Been thanked: 1516 times
Contact:

Re: Things that make you laugh

Post by Magellan »

"Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there...and finding it." - Oscar Wilde
Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 119 guests