Worst Movies

Dogwatcher · Post by **Dogwatcher** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:40 pm

Ah, Arnie, there's a weedy little man wearing glasses trying to get out of you isn't there!

Baron Greenback · Post by **Baron Greenback** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:14 pm

Opinion noted...

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:30 am

Cambridge Clarrie wrote:Reindeer Games - starring Ben Afleck.

Driven - starring Sly Stallone.

I actually like Driven..$9 at JBs

Terms And Conditions · Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:22 am

Justing have a good read through some old post to keep the boreds away

Movie I saw a while back now "The Happening" with Mark Wahlberg. A Movie were people run from a breeze and trees that fight back is just rubbish and im glad i didnt have to pay money for the DVD rental!

unknown source · Post by **unknown source** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:34 am

the Spirt.. just came out on dvd and it is terrible

silicone skyline · Post by **silicone skyline** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:03 pm

Terms And Conditions wrote:Justing have a good read through some old post to keep the boreds away

Movie I saw a while back now "The Happening" with Mark Wahlberg. A Movie were people run from a breeze and trees that fight back is just rubbish and im glad i didnt have to pay money for the DVD rental!

Saw this as well. It was gay as. I would rather be pistol whipped by a dodgy Queensland cop than watch that again.

gadj1976 · Post by **gadj1976** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:50 pm

Johno37 wrote:i couldnt agree more... plus the love guru turned it off like 20 mins into it..

does it get better?

it didn't for the following 8 or so minutes I watched it for.

Worst movie by the length of the straight at Flemington racecourse.

Strawb · Post by **Strawb** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:43 am

A few more movies i have suffered thru.
Stop or my mom will shoot
Charlie's angels All three new ones
Dude where's my car

Sorry Dude · Post by **Sorry Dude** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:17 am

the promotion with sean william scott and john c reilly. thought it would be semi funny with those 2 in it. i think i watched the first 15-20 minutes then turned it off. :evil:

JK · Post by JK » Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:09 pm

Strawb07 wrote:Dude where's my car

LOL I didn't mind that one actually

therisingblues · Post by **therisingblues** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:22 pm

I haven't read through this entire thread, but I saw a shocker recently.
I should have trusted my instincts, I knew by the crappy cover that it was going to be shit, but our local video store doesn't have the best selection of English films, so I decided to give this one a whirl after finding nothing else worth watching.

"7/10 Split"

What a load of crap!

Cambridge Clarrie · Post by **Cambridge Clarrie** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:19 pm

'Reindeer Games' with Ben Affleck - terrible.

rogernumber10 · Post by **rogernumber10** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:23 pm

I can't remember the name of it, but it's the only film I've ever walked out of a cinema, compared to lots and lots of DVDS I've just abandoned.
it was a film in which jean claude van damme was an escaping prisoner in the southern us or something, and, as part of his escape, he karate kicked a snake that was coming down from a tree to give him a deadly bite, during a fight scene. lamest scene ever, with the fakest looking snake. it got worse from there, and left about 45 minutes in

CK · Post by CK » Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:20 pm

rogernumber10 wrote:I can't remember the name of it, but it's the only film I've ever walked out of a cinema, compared to lots and lots of DVDS I've just abandoned.
it was a film in which jean claude van damme was an escaping prisoner in the southern us or something, and, as part of his escape, he karate kicked a snake that was coming down from a tree to give him a deadly bite, during a fight scene. lamest scene ever, with the fakest looking snake. it got worse from there, and left about 45 minutes in

Sounds like the vast majority of JCVD's films really, Rog. Quite how he has managed to have such a prolonged career in movies suggests either a very astute manager or a number of people who are happy to watch the same basic plot with different props.

Rik E Boy · Post by **Rik E Boy** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:09 pm

rogernumber10 wrote:I can't remember the name of it, but it's the only film I've ever walked out of a cinema, compared to lots and lots of DVDS I've just abandoned.
it was a film in which jean claude van damme was an escaping prisoner in the southern us or something, and, as part of his escape, he karate kicked a snake that was coming down from a tree to give him a deadly bite, during a fight scene. lamest scene ever, with the fakest looking snake. it got worse from there, and left about 45 minutes in

LMAO roger. You actually saw a Jean Claude Van Dame movie at the cinemas. You know you Whales should really stop beaching yourselves if you want to retain that brainy mammal image. :lol:

regards,

REB

JK · Post by JK » Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:19 pm

LOL Probably in keeping with the last few posts ... Was killing some time last night and there wasn't much on Foxtel of interest, so I watched the movie "Streetfighter" to see if it was as bad as I remembered it.

I'd genuinely defy someone to come up with a worse movie!!

Gingernuts · Post by **Gingernuts** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:28 pm

As I said on another thread at the time, the second Transformers was mind-numbing. The only reason I didn't walk out of the cinema is that I have loved Transformers since I was a kid and I was holding out in vain hope that something awesome would happen to save the movie.

Yeah, It never happened. :lol:

Bum Crack · Post by **Bum Crack** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:46 pm

Hudson Hawk. That movie sucked dogs balls.

shoe boy · Post by **shoe boy** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:25 pm

Constance_Perm wrote:LOL Probably in keeping with the last few posts ... Was killing some time last night and there wasn't much on Foxtel of interest, so I watched the movie "Streetfighter" to see if it was as bad as I remembered it.

I'd genuinely defy someone to come up with a worse movie!!

Do you mean with Charles Bronson?? surley you jest

Bum Crack · Post by **Bum Crack** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:27 pm

shoe boy wrote:
Constance_Perm wrote:LOL Probably in keeping with the last few posts ... Was killing some time last night and there wasn't much on Foxtel of interest, so I watched the movie "Streetfighter" to see if it was as bad as I remembered it.

I'd genuinely defy someone to come up with a worse movie!!

Do you mean with Charles Bronson?? surley you jest

Isn't Streetfighter with Jean Claude Van Dam? Surely not Charles??? He is a legend.

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