Things that give you the sh1ts

MatteeG · Post by **MatteeG** » Fri Mar 11, 2016 11:00 am

Failed Creation wrote:True story: I had to give myself an enema last night.

Mission accomplished.

Failed Creation · Post by **Failed Creation** » Fri Mar 11, 2016 11:09 am

Footy Chick wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:True story: I had to give myself an enema last night.

Mission accomplished.

So you gave yourself the shits

Spot on, FC!

MW · Post by MW » Fri Mar 11, 2016 2:00 pm

All these feminists attacking Billy Brownless for using the term "you don't touch a man's wallet and you don't touch his wife"
Seriously folks if that's what the world has come too, **** it I'm out

Failed Creation · Post by **Failed Creation** » Fri Mar 11, 2016 2:40 pm

MW wrote:All these feminists attacking Billy Brownless for using the term "you don't touch a man's wallet and you don't touch his wife"
Seriously folks if that's what the world has come too, **** it I'm out

Agreed. I don't believe he meant to use the phrase to liken her to a possession, but as usual, the Feminazis have come out to play.

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Sun Mar 13, 2016 11:32 pm

Watching John Wick.

Whats giving me the shits is he's killed 400 baddies, but every time they get an easy chance to put a bullet in his head, they do something else and he ends up killing 400 more.

Where did these idiots get their baddy licenses?

therisingblues · Post by **therisingblues** » Mon Mar 14, 2016 12:06 am

HH3 wrote:Watching John Wick.

Whats giving me the shits is he's killed 400 baddies, but every time they get an easy chance to put a bullet in his head, they do something else and he ends up killing 400 more.

Where did these idiots get their baddy licenses?

I have never seen John Wick, I hardly watch TV at all so I might be completely off the mark here, but if he has killed 400 baddies then if they have a chance to put a bullet in his head, they are obligated by the goodies v baddies treaty to gloat over the vulnerability of his situation, become over confident, perhaps close their eyes as they are overcome with laughter and in extreme cases turn their backs on the goody, and speak in soliloquy to the camera while the goody hypnotises a passing eagle into pecking his bonds loose, and, while the baddy is distracted by the glory of the moment, stab him from behind with a knitting needle.
Is that the sort of situation John Wick encounters?

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Mon Mar 14, 2016 10:17 am

The poor delivery of the local Messenger.
Just dumped on the footpath if delivered at all.

Now this week.
Junk mail.
Wrapped up in a rubber band.
Dumped on the footpath.
I've rung once to complain to Salmat.
Will do again.
Will probably go with the No Junk Mail sign.
However the rest of the streets footpath will be covered in junk mail

Kahuna · Post by **Kahuna** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 6:48 am

HH3 wrote:Watching John Wick.
Where did these idiots get their baddy licenses?

Being a Baddie for Dummies--
http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

nolongerthere · Post by **nolongerthere** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 4:29 pm

Sitting @ work in the lunchroom watching 6 new fellas getting inducted, im thinking why are they employing more people when there is barely enough work for the people already employed here, have been sitting in the lunchroom for an hour and half waiting to be allocated a task

FlyingHigh · Post by **FlyingHigh** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 6:28 pm

Time Setting B in March.

MW · Post by MW » Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:58 pm

nolongerthere wrote:Sitting @ work in the lunchroom watching 6 new fellas getting inducted, im thinking why are they employing more people when there is barely enough work for the people already employed here, have been sitting in the lunchroom for an hour and half waiting to be allocated a task

Are the contractors/casuals? And you're an employee? Watch your back...

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Fri Mar 18, 2016 11:03 am

Got a huge f**kin ulcer in the back of my cheek, right on the point of my back tooth.

The pains f**ked, but I can handle that.

The worst thing is it's making me feel sick, and my face is swollen.

Forgot to bring the Bonjella to work too.

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Fri Mar 18, 2016 11:12 am

Just another reason to dislike Johno

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Fri Mar 18, 2016 11:19 am

It's not the first time. Believe me.

I miss Johno

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Fri Mar 18, 2016 11:20 am

Johno - I remember him...

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Fri Mar 18, 2016 2:58 pm

Where is he?? Holidays or holiday?

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Fri Mar 18, 2016 3:01 pm

I've seen him active on twitter and playstation. I think he just thinks he's too cool for us now.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Fri Mar 18, 2016 3:28 pm

I just assumed he hasn't been able to find his way back here.

helicopterking · Post by **helicopterking** » Mon Mar 21, 2016 1:07 pm

Take 1 sick day, then just get harassed by work.

Post by **Footy Chick** » Mon Mar 21, 2016 1:27 pm

helicopterking wrote:Take 1 sick day, then just get harassed by work.

wtf? at home on your sick day? They can't do that.

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