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Booney wrote:, he couldn't carry anything over 3kg.


I think you assumed it's gender.
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Some prick has pinched my thongs!
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Corona Man wrote:Some prick has pinched my thongs!

You'll just have to wear boxers then. ;)
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Corona Man wrote:Some prick has pinched my thongs!


My dog seeks them out, I have gone through a minimum of 20 pairs since we got her nearly 2 years ago. If she chews up a left one, I keep the right one in case she chews up the right one the next time. After 2 pairs of Havianas, nothing but $1.50 Kmart specials now.
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LMA wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Some prick has pinched my thongs!


My dog seeks them out, I have gone through a minimum of 20 pairs since we got her nearly 2 years ago. If she chews up a left one, I keep the right one in case she chews up the right one the next time. After 2 pairs of Havianas, nothing but $1.50 Kmart specials now.

I think Corona Man has also chewed through some thongs......at Kittens.
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15yo son has won 3 footy flags and 3 cricket flags in the last 3 years, in Sunday's GF they got bowled out for 95, thought the run was over until they bowled Coro out for 41 (including a 5 run penalty for dissent) he has had a great run but I actually feel like he needs to lose one soon to get some balance (and also being a jealous father who has never played in a GF in nearly 40 years of cricket)
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Borce Rivinski finally admits killing his wife.
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Brodlach wrote:Borce Rivinski finally admits killing his wife.


Pleaded guilty to manslaughter.
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I haven't been able to post on bookface all day but it looks like others can. :?
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Footy Chick wrote:I haven't been able to post on bookface all day but it looks like others can. :?


FB and Instagram are both having problems today.
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HH3 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:I haven't been able to post on bookface all day but it looks like others can. :?


FB and Instagram are both having problems today.


You might get some work done today?
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amber_fluid wrote:
You might get some work done today?

I think he should reward Mary with a nice lunch somewhere.
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HH3 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:I haven't been able to post on bookface all day but it looks like others can. :?


FB and Instagram are both having problems today.
Ah so most people are having issues with Instagram not loading properly?
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amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:I haven't been able to post on bookface all day but it looks like others can. :?


FB and Instagram are both having problems today.


You might get some work done today?


Might quit today.
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In the space of a month I've had two USBs and an external hard drive decide they no longer wanted to work....
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RustyCage wrote:In the space of a month I've had two USBs and an external hard drive decide they no longer wanted to work....
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
You might get some work done today?

I think he should reward Mary with a nice lunch somewhere.


She could shout him HJ’s maybe?
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amber_fluid wrote:
She could shout him HJ’s maybe?


She probably already has.
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At this point she owes me a lot more than that.
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The Dark Knight wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:I haven't been able to post on bookface all day but it looks like others can. :?


FB and Instagram are both having problems today.
Ah so most people are having issues with Instagram not loading properly?

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